A/N:
BEFORE YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULT ME!
I wanted to do another chapter of this.
Don't kill me, boys.
So then Tohru walks into the hood with Yuki and says, in that sexy voice she has-
"Roll me up a fat pound-a grass."
But Yuki didn't understand (he's not a real gangsta) so Tohru went away.
While she was 'away', she bumped into a random person. Instead of screaming and crying, she hollered,
"GET OUTTA MAH WAY, HOBO!"
"…B-But I'm just a little old… old lady…"
Tohru doesn't care about old ladies.
So later on Kagura comes over and she's like, "DOODE. LEZZ SEX."
Because I love that kinda shit, ya know. So does Kyo and Yuki. But they don't admit it.
"Ah!" Yelled Momiji, because he was currently jacking off to Furry porn.
"Wow. Where'd Kagura learn to bend like that?" Shigure asked at random. "Was it YOU Kyo?"
Kyo coughed and had some weird, red colour on his face. "Maybe." He said, 'cos a true sex-hound doesn't reveal his secrets.
"BUT WAIT!" Rin said suddenly. "I haven't had a mention yet."
So Rin went back in time to Spring Break and showed everyone her very developed boobs.
"Woo, Rin!" A crowd cheered. "We love you, even though you're not in the anime!"
There was a pause.
"NOW TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!"
And as for Kisa?
Well, we'll leave her for later on, when Hiro is done with her.
"Tentacle porn!" Grinned Shigure, because tentacle porn is every boy in Japan's wet dream.
"Doode." Agreed Tohru, 'cos she can wet dream too.
"Orgy!" Agreed Rin, still without a top on.
Tohru's breast poked Haru. "Wouldn't it be nice if you had an invisible dick?"
"Like, yarr!" Haru gagged, with half a smoked 'sausage' in his mouth.
A frillion days later, it was the end.
Kisa. (It's her mention in the story).
TENTACLE RAPE.
A/N:
Wow.
I seem to be getting crazier by the day.
NO! Frilli-second
x3
