Author's Note:
Okay ogreatrandom here! Thank you to everyone who reviewed in the last chapter! They were all very nice! Thanks to Queenofinsanity, snigglesaurus, all-evil-grins, and Black Roses of death.
Okay, in case you didn't know, (I forget if it was mentioned before), looking4clouds and I switch off every chapter. This one is written by looking4clouds and I just had to take a moment to say that every time I read this it kills me. I think it's hysterical! Anyway I hope you all enjoy it!
Prediction #4:
A few days later, Harry was alone in the common room, rocking by the fire ("Not crazy, not crazy") when he heard a knock on the portrait door. Curious, he got up to open it.
There stood Lupin.
"Uh, hi," said Harry. "You know, you're probably not supposed to be here. All these murders and Voldemort running rampant and all."
"I know," said Lupin brightly. "I just wanted to chat for a bit. Why don't you come out into the hallway with me?"
The hallway looked dark and scary and deserted. Somewhere, a cricket chirped.
"Okay," said Harry cheerfully. "Sounds great."
He stepped outside and the portrait swung closed with a snap.
"I, uh, brought someone here to meet you," Lupin said quickly. It looked as if he was kicking the thin air.
"You…did?" asked Harry. (not crazy, not crazy)
"Yep, he's right here, isn't he??" Lupin said through gritted teeth, kicking the air next to him even harder now.
"Umm…"
"Okay, okay!" shouted the air by Lupin's side. "I'm here, I'm here." In a second, an Invisibility Cloak was whipped off, and there stood…
"Sirius Black?" Harry asked, puzzled.
"Umm…no I'm actually Mirius Slack, his half-broth—ow, ow, okay, I'm Sirius!" the man said, rubbing his shin. Lupin had a satisfied look on his face.
"Harry, Sirius is here to tell you something," he said brightly. "Now it's been great to see you and all, but I've just gotta run…" he bolted down the hallway, muttering something that sounded a lot like "Thank God…maybe that little brat'll leave me alone for once now," under his breath.
"Um, hi Harry," said Sirius. "I guess this might be, uh, quite surprising to you, huh?"
Harry ran up to him and hugged him tightly. "I knew you'd come back, uncle Sir-ie!" he said happily, ignoring Sirius' wince. "Now we can be together forever."
'White as snow' was quite an accurate description of the expression on Sirius' face. "Yeah. Okay, kid." Sirius pried himself out of Harry's grip. "Look, there's something I have to tell you."
"But I thought you were dead," Harry said suddenly, just getting the picture.
"Well, I was only kind of…mostly dead," Sirius said quickly. "Aka hiding from this," he mumbled to himself. "Anyway, I come back to you now at the turn of the ti—oh screw it, look kid, there's something important I need to tell you, so listen and stop trying to hug me."
"Sorry," Harry said, pouting, stepping back.
"Dumbledore never really told you about your family, did he, Harry?"
"Yes he did!" said Harry, "They were murdered by Voldemort!"
"Voldemort didn't murder your parents, Harry. He murdered his great-great-great-great-great-grandmother and grandfather!"
"No!" gasped Harry. "Then that would make him my—"
"Yes," said Sirius. "He's your great-great-great-great-grandson, from the future."
"Wow, cool!" said Harry. "I have another family member, wheee!"
"And you get married," said Sirius, rolling his eyes. "God help us."
Ten miles away, in a secret hide-out, Draco Malfoy brought the horrifying secret news to his master.
"Master, we have the information you were seeking," he said quietly. "Our spies intercepted Black on his way back to the Caribbean, and he told us everything."
"Yes?" came the snake-like hiss.
"It seems that your great-great-great-great-grandfather is none other than…Harry Potter. Black also added a 'haha, sucks for you.'"
There was silence, and then a wave of lightening split the sky. Voldemort fell to his knees, and the forest around them was rocked by an unholy scream.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Predictions:
- Sirius Black comes back to life
- Harry is related to Voldemort
- Voldemort is from the future
- Draco Malfoy works for Voldemort
