Last time, Harry accompanied Max, Jill and Fay to the Ministry of Magic for an interview. Just as Jill and Rita Skeeter were about to get under way, Umbridge the bitch showed up. Jill answered Rita's questions, with Umbridge trying to interrupt. Instead, Umbridge got on the wrong side of Fay's nerves. One thing led to another, and Umbridge wound up fired. Max told Scrimgeour that the next thing he and the Ramblers were going to do was wipe out the dementors once and for all. Meanwhile, Will located the next Horcruxes. Our heroes then set out to find Ravenclaw's bracelet. And now, on with the show!

Chapter 33: The Fifth Horcruxes

Our heroes, having located the next Horcruxes, teleported in their own fashion's to the abandoned quarry in Wales. "How are you feeling?" Harry asked Virgil, who ad side-along apparated. "That was what I call a tight situation." Replied Virgil. "Why would Voldemort hide a bracelet here in all places?" asked Taranee. "Who knows." Answered Bloom. "Dumbledore would have known," said Harry, "Or at least guessed." Harry then walked over to Will. "So where to now?" he asked. "I don't know." Answered Will. "What do you mean you don't know?" asked Ron.

"What I mean is that The Heart of Candracar isn't picking anything up." Said Will. "Okay, that's strange." Said Irma. "We're not detecting anything either," said Tecna. Both hers and Timmy's scanners were out. "I'm getting nothing but static." Said Timmy. "Look!" exclaimed Hermione. She ran to the closest wall of rock. Harry and the others followed. Carven into the rock were strange symbols. "What are they?" asked Ron. "Well if you took Ancient Runes, you'd know." Said Hermione.

"These runes are placed so that anyone trying to locate something in the general area won't be able to." "She's right!' piped Lockett, "I'm not picking up anything." "Then we'll just have to use the oldest search tool in the world," said Virgil, "Mark One Eyeball." "Okay then," said Harry, "We'll split up and search the area." "I'm with Caleb!' shouted Cornelia. "Oh you wish to go with him," said Irma, "While I get stuck with him." She was pointing at Martin.

With this, there was a sudden argument about who went with whom. The argument was so loud and confusing, Harry couldn't here who was arguing with whom. "Hey! People!" shouted Harry. Yet no one heard him. "May I?" asked Hermione. "Of course." Said Harry. Hermione pulled out her wand and pointed at her throat. "Sonorus! EVERYONE SHUT THE F#CK UP!" Silence promptly followed. "Quietus," muttered Hermione. "Now," said Harry, "we're going to settle this democratically. Hermione, can I borrow five pieces of paper?" "I'm one step ahead of you, Harry." Said Hermione. She took five pieces of paper out from the back of her journal. She then cut the paper into five pieces each, so that there were twenty-five pieces of paper.

"There are twenty-five of us here," said Harry, "So that's five groups of five. Everyone write your name on a piece of paper." "Everyone did so. "Virgil, you'll draw the groups of five." And Virgil did so. The groups consisted of:

1. Harry; Musa; Virgil; Layla and Caleb.

2. Bloom; Flora; Timmy; Taranee and Hermione.

3. Will; Cornelia; Nigel; Sky and Tecna.

4. Ginny; Brandon; Hay Lin; Ron and Matt.

5. Riven; Helia; Irma; Stella; and to Irma's resentment, Martin.

"Okay then," said Harry once everyone was split into the groups, "Let's start searching for that bracelet."

Meanwhile…

"Target in sight," whispered Max through his communicator device. He was observing several Dementors through a fog bank. He took aim with his B.F.G. 6000, and fired. The Dementors were instantly destroyed. "Target has been eliminated, proceeding to next objective." Shortly after, Max teleported to the next group of Dementors on his list.

Elsewhere…

"Take that f#ckface!" exclaimed Skeater as he blasted his fifth dementor fot the day. "Yeah! Suck on that!" exclaimed D.P. as he flipped the dirty bird at the fallen dementor, "You messed with the wrong frat-boys!"

Elsewhere…

Steve Austin had just finished with his current targets. He was somewhat drained of energy. Even though Steve is a super powered muggle, even Meta-Humans have their limits. "I hope Virgil's having fun," he said to himself, "Because I'm not."

Back at the quarry…

"I hope Steve's having fun," said Virgil, "Because I'm not." Two hours of searching had produced nothing. "We've combed this entire quarry," said Cornelia, "There's nothing here but rocks, rocks and more rocks." "You're just not looking hard enough." Said Irma. "I'll bet that bracelet is hiding in plain sight," said Sky, "And we're just not looking right."

"This is probably what Voldemort had planned." Said Ginny, "The Horcruxes couldn't be located with magic, and we can't find it by looking." "We're doing something wrong," said Bloom who was leaning against a table-sized boulder, "I mean, Voldemort would have wanted to retrieve the bracelet some day. He must have left a way to get it." She tapped her hand against the boulder, not seeing the horror that lay just inches from her fingers.

"There's an eye in the rock!" exclaimed Hay Lin. Indeed, a large crimson eye was glaring at them from the boulder. Bloom jumped away from it as the boulder rose from the ground. Attached to the head, for the boulder was a head, was a body composed entirely of rock. The creature was twelve feet in height.

"Oh sh$t!" exclaimed Virgil as he took off his sunglasses. "What?" asked Harry. "Golems!" responded Virgil. "I take it that's bad?" asked Riven. "Very bad." Replied Virgil. "Sh$t!" exclaimed Riven. Pretty soon, the whole quarry was crawling with golems. "They're coming out of the walls!" yelled Stella.

Within moments, our heroes were surrounded by about fifty golems. The tallest of them stood forwarded. "You are trespassing!" rumbled the lead golem, "If you value your lives, leave now!" "It can talk?" whispered Musa. "Golems can talk if whoever created them wants them to talk." Replied Virgil. "How do you know so much about golems?" asked Tecna. "I've seen this sort of thing before." Said Virgil. "There's something here that I need!" shouted Harry. "Then you shall all die!" rumbled the golem.

"What now?" asked Ron. "I'll tell you what now," Said Bloom, "It's time for Winx!" Soon, Bloom and the other faires had transformed. Stella was dressed in sparkling orange top and bottom. She had thigh-length boots, and her hair was in twin pony tails. Flora had a mid-pink top with a light pink skirt. Laylas' outfit consisted of a mid-green top with a light green skirt. Musas' outfit was in different shades of red. She had deep-red go-go boots, and had headphones over her ears. Tecna was dressed in a light purple body suit.

"Killer outfits!" remarked Cornelia. "You think what you're wearing is cool," said Will as she pulled out the Heart of Candracar, "Wait till you see what we got. Guardians Unite!" Soon Will and the others had transformed into their Guardian forms. "Now that's what I call fashion!" commented Stella. "You can talk fashion later," said Riven, "Right now we have rock monsters to deal with." "Is he always such a killjoy?" asked Irma. "Not all the time," said Musa, "He's a sweet guy once you get to know him."

"You've made your choice!" rumbled the lead golem, "So be it! Kill them!" As the golems moved in for the kill, Cornelia and Flora conversed. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" asked the Earth Guardian. "I think so." Replied Flora. Both Nature Fairy and Earth Guardian combined their powers to summon a ton of vines. The vines snared the approaching golems and held them captive above the ground. The rock monsters tried to break free, but it appeared that being separated from the ground was weakening them. Within moments, the golems were helpless

"How did you know what to do?" asked Virgil, "Because I was just about to suggest that." "I remembered the Greek myth about Anteas," said Cornelia, "And I think it was Hercules who defeated him by separating Anteas from his mother, the earth." "So basically," said Irma, "You guessed." "So what if I did?" retorted Cornelia, "It worked, didn't it?" "What now?" asked Will. "To destroy a golem," said Virgil," You need to destroy the symbols that gave it life in the first place."

Hay Lin, Will and Tecna were searching the golems for the symbols that needed to be destroyed. "There's nothing written on them!" cried Will. "That doesn't make any sense." Said Virgil. "Golems can only be brought to life when someone carves the correct symbols on them." "How do you know so much about golems?" asked Brandon. "We, the Ramblers have dealt with many things ranging from just strange, to the outright bizarre. Golems lay somewhere between 'something weird,' and 'beyond bizarre.'"

Let's pause to learn a bit about Virgil

Name: Virgil Blake

Age: 22

Birthday: December 12

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Height: 5' 8"

Blood Type: AB-

Hometown: Los Angles California USA

Weapon of choice: Laser Eyes.

I.Q. estimated to be above 250.

Eyes burned out in previous mission; does not like to talk about it.

Loathes Steve Austin.

Enjoys surfing the Internet and working in lab.

Further information to be released.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled fan fiction.

"I don't mean to interrupt," said Flora, "But I don't know how much longer we can keep this up." Indeed, the vines were beginning to buckle. Meanwhile, Martin, Hermione, Timmy and Tecna were racking their brains to find the solution. It was Martin who figured it out first. "The walls," he said, "the runes on the walls! Destroy them, and you'll destroy the golems!" "I'm on it!" exclaimed Musa. She cast one of her patented sonic spells, which shattered the outer layers of the quarry walls. Immediately, the golems crumbled into pebbles.

"Well that was fun." Said Ron sarcastically. "What?" asked Taranne. "I said that was fun." Said Ron. "I can't hear you!" said Taranee. "What?" asked Nigel. "What did you say?" shouted Caleb. "What!" asked Ron. "He said and I quote," said Brandon, "'that was fun.'" "That wasn't fun," said Stella, "That was nuts!" "It was a complete waste of time if you ask me." Said Riven.

"It wasn't a complete waste," said Ginny, bending over to pick up something. "Look at what I found!" It was the bracelet. "Where in gods name was it?" asked Will. "I'll bet it was in the walls," said Timmy. "Well wherever it was," said Harry, "It won't be a horcruxes for much longer." He then performed the spell to remove the soul fragment from the bracelet.

The bracelet fell to the ground, and there was the expected explosion. The black soul fragment rose from the bracelet, and faded away. "Five down," said Harry triumphantly, "One to go."

Later…

"So what are you going to do with the bracelet?" asked Ron. "I'm going to send it to Professor Flitwick the next chance I get." Replied Harry as our heroes returned to McGonagall Manor. They were soon met by the Ramblers. "Success!" exclaimed Max. "The Dementors are no more!" "So how did your mission go?" asked Jill. "It had it's bumps and rolls," replied Virgil, "But it turned out okay in the end." "There's just one more horcrux left," said Harry enthusiastically, "And then Voldemort shall be mortal again!"

"This calls for a victory party." Said Jill who was rubbing her arm again. "Yes, we must have a proper victory celi…" But her words were cut off as Jill fell to the ground. "Jill!" shouted Max as she ran to her side. "What happened? Are you alright?" "First," said Jill who was sounding scared, "I don't know. And second, I can't move my legs."

The end of chapter 33. What's happening to Jill? Is she going to die? To find out, read on. Please read and review. See you next time!