HP. SHITTY FANFICTION. DO NOT ENTER IM lost control over my life – aaahhhh…!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter at all. Since English is my 3rd language and so I feel much happiness that my peers have asked for me for my help to write this. I hope you enjoy it very much, like I enjoyed writing it. The title is from my brother. It is his web chatting name. He let me use it. So I am very grateful. I used the spelling check; I hope there are no wrong words.

In his past life, Harry Potter had been a very evil loan shark. The most evil of the evil loan sharks that ever walked the planet. The kind who spew blood of vileness all over the doors and windows and chop of chickens heads to hangs outside your house and haunt you and your family like a ghost even though you don't owe money but you get so desperate that you pay up kind. That is why, because of his very horrible karma, it was destined that he would become a very bad loan shark in this life.

All through his boyhood days Harry had actually wanted to be a very great poet to write many different kinds of poems like his great and wonderful person he liked very much… And that person is Anon, who has written so much beautiful English poetry and must be extremely (I just learnt the new word today!) talented. I like Anon very much too. He writes so many kinds of poems, and has many gifts to share with our world.

But Harry had not managed to write great poems, because he could not write good poems even. So he became a wizard, and learnt how to cast spells. There, he found that his spells were good at attacking people, and since he had money, he decided destiny had decided, but he thought he had decided to become a loan shark. Because his spells would be good at attacking people.

With much sadness and regret I am very upset to say that Harry's past life's bad deeds were far to great and so he could not be a good loan shark. He was kind in lending other people money, but his heart was so good he forget who he had lent it to and so he had less and less money.

One day, his classmates at Hog warts decided to have a party for everyone, because they liked parties. Everybody likes parties. At parties you have the ability to eat and drink food and drink. And be happy. All people should be happy.

Chicken wing and diapers. That's what Harry brought to the party. Just in case people laughed until they got abs and lost control of their bladders. That would be embarrassing. Very. Chicken wing they can eat. Many people like chicken wings. Like my friends. Who say the chicken and the diaper are friends.

Me.

I like me

Thought Harry

But, he was a bad loan shark.

And his friends all walked in and were very cool like rock stars. Because they all were rock stars. Except for one. He was the one, the very special one, who was a POP STAR. His name was Ron. Ron had been Harry's good friend. But because of Ginny and Draco and the shaggy little night they all broke up. Except Ginny and Draco. Who were also rock stars. And also at the party. Lost under the table cloth. Together with lost clothes. And the lost chicken wing.

The diaper has not been found.

Ron said to Harry You cheated me of my feelings

And Harry's world became dark because he realised he was not great like anon. But he was only a bad loan shark. And so he lost control of his senses so he became sad