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Rating - PG

Summary – Most people would expect Rodney to be jealous but he knows the numbers don't lie. McShep, Drabble

The Numbers Never Lie

Rodney knows that most people on Atlantis expect him to get jealous really easily, especially considering the women that John dated before him and, well, considering the fact that it's John.

He doesn't though.

The obvious main reason is because he trusts John but there's another reason as well.

Because Rodney deals in facts and figures and, in this case, the numbers don't lie, (he's been keeping count.)

Alien Priestesses/Various Ascended Beings/Leader's Daughters/Leader's Wives/The General Female Population of Pegasus – Zero, well, four, six, ten (at most).

Rodney McKay – One thousand, six hundred and fifty-four (and counting).