Watanuki discovers that Biznitch Doomed but Over It
Author's Notes- What if they were real, and had found that their lives had spawned so much slashy fan fiction? Seriously, this was more or less me enjoying myself while writing on a Saturday. What is it with me? This is the 4th xxxHoLic fan fic this week!
Watanuki looked at Doumeki with new eyes. "Have you always…felt like that?"
The taller boy nodded. "I was just waiting for you to catch up."
Watanuki felt his eyes tearing up, and suddenly Doumeki was there at his side, holding him gently.
"What the hell are you reading, Watanuki?" Yuuko asked, bemused, over his shoulder.
"Waugh! You need to stop doing that!" Watanuki flailed wildly. "I was surfing the net and I found this crap."
"you never should have let them damn cartoonists publish your memoirs." Yuuko, still mildly amused, said.
"Never!" echoed Maru.
"Never!" echoed Moro.
"That's it! I want them out of my fandom!" decided Watanuki. "I'm writing reviews, telling them how to write my fan fiction and if they don't do it, they'll get kicked out!" Especially that bitch Doomed But Over It. He added silently.
At Doomed but Over it's Computer!
"Ooo!" said Doomed, "a review!" she paused and danced around the room. "Yeah! Happy dance, happy dance! Slashy evil happy dance!" she sat down again at the computer. "Where was I? Oh, yeah! Review!" she momentarily got up to do the happy dance, but realized she had moved past that. "Erm… Review?" she asked no one in particular. "… I guess I had better read it then. Oh joy! I can't believe someone actually reviewed my stories!" She clicked on the hyperlink, still humming the happy dance song.
Dear Doomed,
YOU JERK! What is your problem! HOW COULD YOU SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME AND DOUMEKI? Are you YUUKO? Yuuko! That makes sense! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS, DO YOU HEAR ME? It's not enough that you torture me at work, but you extend your evil wrath to me even over the web? When you ever stop? YOU'RE NOT GETTING OVER 2 GO OF LIQUOR FOR THIS! And don't think I'll forget either!
Doomed stopped reading at this point. "Was that…Watanuki?" and he thinks I'm Yuuko? She thought. She was lost in hazy rabid fan girl fantasies.
At the Shrine
Doumeki browsed live journal, and other less…reputable…sources, looking at the fandoms.
"Hn."
This just came to me. I don't know if I'll leave it be, or actually write something else. If no one cares enough to review, I'll probably ignore it.
Please R and R,
Love,
Doomed and Kiki Nalani Saraphina Isabel
P.S. hahahahahaha. This was probably more fun for me to write than for you to read.
