Momiji Shuts up by AmberFox
(4th chapter in the series of getting the fruits basket cast to shut up. Hope you like it!)
"Weeee! Christmas time, Christmas time! Presents and trees and candy canes!" Yelled Momiji as he ran down the stairs of the Sohma household and into the living room, where a finely decorated tree sat in the corner surrounded by presents of every shape, size and colour imaginable, in only his little yellow bunny jammies.
"Damnit. Why do we have to celebrate this stupid tradition anyway?" Kyo grumbles as he trudged after his cousin. "We're not even Christian."
"But it's Momiji's first Christmas ever, and he's a Christian." Tohru said behind him. "It's a holiday about family and he should get happy memories out of today."
The cat just humphed and continued to enter the living room in his usual mood.
"Don't worry Miss Honda." Yuki said at the top of the stairs. "I'll make sure that stupid cat behaves himself and we all get fond memories from this." He cracked his knuckles as he walked down.
"Oh, I wouldn't worry about that." Said Shigure, who seemingly popped out of nowhere. "I hear it's traditional to argue a bit at this time of the year. Lets show some authenticity, huh?" And with that the dog gave a laugh and headed towards the living room like the rest.
"I love Christmas! I love Christmas! I love Christmas!" Our hyper bunny chanted as he dived into the presents. "This one's for you, princess!" He chirped to Tohru, holding a royal purple box out to her.
"Now now, not yet. We have to have breakfast first." Shigure said to Momiji.
"I don't need to!" The little German said with a smile. "I had some of the süßigkeit on the trees!"
"Süßigkeit?" Yuki asked in puzzlement.
"Candy!" Momiji chirped, translating what he just said. "So can I open them now?"
"Why don't we wait until everyone else has had breakfast? Then we can all open the presents together?" Tohru told him.
"Yay! Geschenke!" Momiji replied, before reaching out for another candy cane from the tree.
"Don't have to much, or you'll be bouncing off the walls." The dog joked before heading for the kitchen.
As soon as he had left the room, Kyo grew a frighteningly sinister smile.
"Hey, Rabbit." He said. "I bet you a box of chocolates that you can't eat all the candy on the tree."
"Are you crazy, baka neko." Yuki hissed to him. "He'll destroy the house if he eats that amount of sugar."
"Deal!" Momiji said, having not heard Yuki's comment. Reaching out, he took three canes from the tree and shoved them into his mouth as one.
Kyo just smiled evilly and continued on his way to the kitchen, for some breakfast.
"What did you do!" Shigure yelled in surprise. Every sweet from the tree was gone, from popcorn-string to hanging toffees, only leaving a extremely bouncy bunny as an end result (who was spouting German, he was that high!).
"Frohe Weihnachten!" He sang out before running to Kyo. "Iwon!Nowyouhavetogiveme aprize!" He said in hyper mode. (I won! Now you have to give me a prize!)
"Okay, Okay! Here." Kyo said, looking fed-up as he handed over a box of chocolates.
"Yay! Geschenke!" The rabbit said, before opening the box and eating it's contents.
"Umm…" Tohru sweatdropped.
"You idiot!" Yuki shouted to the cat. "What were you thinking! Giving Momiji that much candy!"
"Just wait and watch nezumi." Kyo said with a smirk. He observed his little cousin run around the room chanting 'Weihnachten' at the top of his lungs for about a minute before saying. "Three… Two… One…"
THUD.
The Rabbit was out like a light.
"Now that that's over with, lets open some presents." The grinning cat said as he made his way to the tree, careful to step over Momiji.
(HA HA! Do you like it! If so review and Happy Holidays! Oh… and before I forget!
Frohe Weihnachten means Merry Christmas.
Geosciencesmeans Presents/Gifts
