Duo walked over to the CD player as he pulled a CD out of his pocket. He put it in and hit the PLAY button. He started swaying to the music as he began to sing.
'I saw Wuffy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night,
He didn't see me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep,
He thought that I was tucked up with my Heero fast asleep.'
'Then I saw Wuffy tickle Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white,
There must be some mistake,
Was I really awake?
I rub my eyes and moved in close,
A better look to take.'
'Then I saw Wuffy hugging Santa Claus,
He took his hand and pulled him to the ground,
It must have been just fine,
Santa didn't seem to mind,
Then Wuffy moved across the room to pour them both some wine.'
'Then I saw Wuffy fondle Santa Claus,
And on his ear he nibbled now and then,
I crawled across the floor,
I hid behind the door,
I left it open just a crack so I could watch some more.'
'Then I saw Wuffy undress Santa Claus,
They quickly threw their clothes on Heavyarms,
Well much to my surprise,
I couldn't believe my eyes,
It wasn't Santa after all but Sally in disguise.'
'But I saw Wuffy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night,
Ohh, what a laugh it would have been,
If I had only seen Wuffy kissing Santa Claus last night!'
When the song ended, Duo stopped swaying and turned to the others with a wide grin on his face. Everyone, except Wufei who was busy blushing crimson, stared at him wide-eyed. Duo's grin got even wider when he saw Wufei's reddening face. Suddenly, Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Hildi, Dorothy, and Relena burst into hysterical laughter. Duo grinned even wider, if possible, and Wufei defined a new shade of red.
Wufei: "KISAMA! I hate you…you…you braided BAKA! Oh, shut up you fucking hyenas!"
Wufei's outburst only made them laugh harder and sent Duo into hysterics as well. Wufei growled deep in his throat and yanked his arms out of Heero and Trowa's weakening grasps. They were turning red from lack of oxygen. Jus as Wufei was about to lunge at Duo, he heard a muffled thump come from next to the coffee table. Looking at the floor, he gasped.
Wufei: "K'so! Guys, help me! Sally just collapsed!"
Trowa, Heero (both still chuckling), and Wufei lifted Sally off the floor and onto the couch. Duo sent Hildi to the kitchen to get a glass of cold water. When she returned, Duo dumped the water on Sally's head. She bolted upright, gasping from the sudden cold.
Duo: "Are you alright?"
Sally: "H-hai. What happened?"
Quatre: "You collapsed, Sally."
Wufei: "Yes, and we want to know why, onna."
Sally: "I um…I-I don't know…"
Heero: "It was Duo's song, wasn't it?"
Sally: "…"
Quatre: "Come on, Sally, tell us!"
Relena and Hildi: "Pleasepleaseplease!"
Sally: "Ok! Hai, it was the song!"
Wufei: "Disturbing, wasn't it?"
Sally: "Um…Duo, where did you say you got the inspiration for that song?"
Duo: "Oh! Um…well, I didn't say…"
Sally: "Well, where did you?"
Duo: "Uh…"
Everyone else: "Come on, tell us!"
Heero: "Please, Shini-baby!"
Duo: "Uh…ok. I-I read the idea somewhere."
Heero: "Well, where the hell did you read it?"
Duo: "Well…a journal."
Quatre: "Whose journal, Duo?"
Duo: "Wufei's."
Translations:
Kisama – bastard
K'so – Shit
Hai – yes
Baka – idiot or stupid (when in front of something else i.e. onna!)
Shini-baby – short for shinigami baby (shinigami means God of Death)
