Inuyasha meets Family Guy: part two

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Kagome shook Sango awake.

"Sango, now lets get our revenge!" Kagome said.

"Five more minutes………" Sango answered sleepily.

"No! Now is the perfect time to plan!" Kagome said.

"Can we plan in the morning, I'm tired," Sango said, flipping over once more.

"All right, but we are going to plan right?" Kagome asked, unsure if Sango was backing out or not.

"I don't know………………" Sango answered, a bit annoyed that her friend was disrupting her from her sleep.

"Good night," Kagome said.

"Good night," Sango replied, falling asleep a second later.

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A/N: I'm not sure if Chris snores, but lets just assume he does.

"God, how can he snore this loud!" Inuyasha said, wide-awake because of Chris snoring his lungs out. Yet Miroku was sleeping soundly, talking in his slumber.

"Oh, Sango, why don't you and I climb into the soft, comfortable bed, OW! That hurt, no, not again, I'm sorry!" Miroku said, waking up as if Sango was really slapping him.

"Can't sleep?" Miroku asked.

"No, listen to that vial human snore," Inuyasha said, pointing to the "vial human" known as Chris.

"Yes, he does snore quite loudly doesn't he?" Miroku answered, he then got up to go to the bathroom.

"Don't you do anything perverted in there!" Inuyasha said.

"I won't," Miroku answered, he wasn't lying, until he got to the bathroom.

"Ohhhhh, what is this?" Miroku asked, looking at a hair dryer.

"Hmmm, what's this?" Miroku said, looking at a shower, and the toilet, and the sink. He had gone through the entire room. Then he saw a clothes hamper. It was filled with clothes from everyone in the family. He grabbed some of Lois's and Meg's things and began sniffing them, then he hit every perverts jackpot: the bras and panties. He stuffed his robe pockets to the max, put everything else back in the hamper, then walked back to the room. Inuyasha looked like he was about to kill Chris, in fact he had his hand at his throat.

"Why don't we just go sleep in the living room?" Miroku asked.

"Sure, why not?" Inuyasha answered.

They both fell asleep quickly. Later, at two in the morning, Peter hobbled home from a night of drinking at the clam, and tried flopped down on the sofa where Inuyasha was currently sleeping.

"Ow! Get off fat man, your heavy, ow!" Inuyasha's muffled voice called up from under Peter. Inuyasha yelled all night and Peter never moved.

The next morning everyone came downstairs to find a flattened Inuyasha.

"Oh Peter, get off of Inuyasha!" Lois said.

"Quiet, I was out drinking last night," he stood up, then he fell on top of Inuyasha again.

"Get off me you son of……….. ow, my superior ribs," Inuyasha muffled.

At breakfast, Miroku was sitting next to Stewie.

"You want me to what? Why? You sicko, okay then," Stewie said. Stewie threw his bottle at the wall.

"Lois, I wanna breastfeed this morning!" he demanded.

"All right then," Lois said as she began to unbutton her shirt. Miroku's eyes began to bulge.

"Miroku, we are out of here!" Sango said, noticing the bulging eyes and twitching fingers.

"Noooooooooooooooo," Miroku said.

"Owwwwwww, owwwwwwwwww, owwwwww!"Miroku shouted from the living room.

"So, anyone see that new episode of CSI?" Peter asked.

"Oh yeah," Lois, Meg, and Chris said. They began discussing American crime drama as screams were heard in the background and Miroku struggled to get back to the safety of the kitchen.

Brian walked in.

"Anyone know why………? Oh that's why," Brian began, noticing Lois's bare-chestedness. He sat down at the table.

Later that day Lois announced that she was going to the supermarket and that she could bring Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Shippo to get clothes.

Sango and Kagome put on Lois's clothes, so that they could avoid stares, they fit pretty well. Miroku and Inuyasha had to put on Peter's clothes. They didn't fit them one bit.

The 12 of them fit very cramped in the car. They were lucky that they weren't pulled over. At the mall they got a lot of curios stares.

"Mommy, that man with the white hair and gold eyes is strange, is he what we call a crack pot?" a little boy asked his mother.

"No sweetie, he is what we call an insane person because no one in the right mind would wear something that was 16 times their size," his mother answered.

"Oh," the boy said. Inuyasha just scowled.

Miroku was having a great time, all the girls in slutty outfits, all the dressing rooms, all the swimsuits and lingerie. Sango noticed this and whispered; "Miroku, do you remember that little chat we had a few weeks ago?" she asked.

Flashback:

"If. You. Ever. Look. At. That. Slut. Kagura. Again. I. Will. Kill. You. You. Frigging. Pervert," Sango yelled slapping Miroku across the face each word.

Flashback end.

"Yes," Miroku sighed and stared at an ugly man to rid himself of the urge.

They bought clothes from five different stores. Hot Topic, Spencer's Gifts, Rave, and Limited Too.

Inuyasha bought baggy black pants and a GIR (in dog form) shirt from Hot Topic. Miroku bought a shirt that said 'Ten things to Never Say to a Cop' on it from Spencer's Gifts and black and white pants from Hot Topic. Sango bought a green ruffle skirt and a black T-shirt from Rave. Kagome bought a pink shirt and jeans from Limited Too. Lois sighed at all the money they were spending.

"Inuyasha, I think you look cute," said Kagome.

"Yeah, me too," Meg added.

"I think he's cuter than you think he is!" Kagome yelled.

"No you don't, I think he looks cuter than you think he does!" Meg shouted back. The two argued back and forth as they headed to the super market.

Inuyasha looked at a shopping cart curiosly. Then, he climbed in and tried to move it.

"Uh, Inuyasha those aren't for…….." Chris began. Kagome stopped him.

"I wanna see what he does," Kagome explained. Inuyasha tried to move back and forth, he moved a few inches.

"I did it!" Inuyasha said happily.

"Mommy, its that insane person from the mall," the little boy from the mall said.

"Just try not to stare at him," his mother answered. Inuyasha pouted.

Sango and Miroku were in the fruit section, getting all the fruit products that Lois needed. Miroku couldn't help but stare at the young mothers bending down to get apples. Sango was bending down a whole lot too.

Miroku was having a ver sick fantasy. It involved fruits and Sango's naked self.

Miroku's fantasy ends by a swift slap in the face by Sango.

"Ow!" Miroku said.

"Stop having sick fantasies and hand me an orange!" Sango said.

"Okay," Miroku said.

Inuyasha, Kagome, and Peter were in the sweets and snackfood aisle. They needed Twinkies and Ho-Ho's. They saw an insane penguin with the last Twinkie box.

"Ha ha ha! Where's the cream filling!" the penguin said, twitching.

"Hey! We need those Twinkies! I shall fight you for them!" Peter said.

"Bring it on!" the insane penguin shouted, pulling out a red light saber.

"Come and get it!" Peter answered, drawing his green light saber. (If I get these terms wrong, I'm sorry, I'm not really into Star Wars). The insane penguin took his light saber and made the first move. Peter blocked and took a slash at the penguin who dodged. The penguin then jabbed, slamming Peter into the potato chips. Inuyasha and Kagome were standing there with a WTFH look on their faces.

"Ha ha ha you thought you could beat me!" the penguin laughed. Peter tripped the penguin and then hit him again, throwing him into a random time warp.

"You can never escape me! Remember I am your father……….." the Penguin said.

"Wait a minute, my father is working with the pope!" Peter said.

"At least we got the Twinkies," Kagome said. Miaka from Fushigi Yugi ran up laughing insanely and stole the wrapped golden snack cakes.

"Awwwww," Kagome and Peter said.

"Next is coffee," Peter said as the three walked down to the next aisle.

Shippo and Stewie were currently in line at the deli. Waiting. Just waiting.

Meg and Chris were in the candy aisle. Ziggy from LazyTown had dozens of bags of candy. Stephanie was behind the aisle.

"It's for his own good, I must help my friends addiction," she said, dialing a number on her cell phone.

"Hello, my friend has an insane addiction with sugar, you'll be here soon, good," she said. The next minute two men in white uniforms ran up and grabbed the candy-addicted zombie and pulled him into a straight jacket, he was screaming like crazy. They hauled him off.

"Stephanie, you did the right thing," Sportacus said.

"I know," Stephanie said. The two walked away. Chris and Meg were just standing there.

Miroku and Sango were now getting doughnuts and muffins. Miroku was having a sick fantasy again.

It involved lots of sprinkles and Sango. SLAP!

"You don't give up, do you?" she said.

Peter, Inuyasha and Kagome were in the coffee aisle. Peter took the last french vanilla coffee mix.

"At least we got that!" Kagome said.

"Feh, whatever," Inuyasha said. The twitchy squirrel from Foamy the squirrel came over and saw that his coffee flavor was gone. In the hands of a huge, fat fiend. He did the only thing he could think to do: he kicked Peter in the place where the sun don't shine.

"Ow, What the heck was that for! Ow!" Peter said. Kagome bent down to help Peter. Inuyasha just stood there laughing.

"That'll teach you to steal my coffee you little son of ……………….!" he began, cut off by Germaine sticking a large needle into the bum of the twitchy squirrel. The squirrel fell over and stopped moving.

"Wait, that wasn't supposed to do that!" Germaine said. She got down and checked for a pulse.

"He's dead, oh………. Germaine said, taking the squirrel and sticking him in between hazelnut and decaf coffee.

Lois, Stewie and Shippo got ham, turkey, and bologna. Some random kids began to sing.

"My bologna has a first name its Oscar, my bologna has a second name its Mayer, I like to eat it everyday and if you ask my why I'll sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy….. AH!" they said.

Stewie had a grenade box in his hand and was looking really suspicious.

"What? They were to sharp," Stewie said to Shippo.

Meg and Chris were in the laundry soap area.

"I've heard that if you believe in yourself, and rub a box of laundry soap, you'll get three wishes," Chris said.

"That's not true," Meg said. Chris began to rub the soap box. The third time, a very fat fairy with a piece of cake in his hands appeared.

"Okay three wishes," he said.

"I want a box of cookies," Chris said. A box of cookies appeared in his hands.

"I want another box!" Chris said. Cookies appeared again.

"And a bra!" Chris said. A bra magically floated down.

"Kay your done," the fairy said and disappeared.

"Wow your dumb," Meg said. They went to go find everyone else.

They all met up at the frozen food section. A black and white hand came out of the refrigerator. It took Inuyasha's hand and pulled him in. (If you've seen the episode when Lois was shoplifting, then you know what this is). Inuyasha was suddenly black and white. The man that pulled him in began to dance. Inuyasha stared awkwardly. He pulled out his Tetsusaiga out and sliced the man in half. He then slashed the wall open and stepped out of the refrigerator.
"Inuyasha where were you?" Kagome asked.

"I don't know," Inuyasha answered, wiping the black and white blood of his sword. (Thanks to my friend Brittany who gave me that idea!).

The twelve of them made their way home to reruns on TV.

Thank you reviewers. NEXT CHAPTER I'M HANDING OUT PLUSHIES OF ANIME CHARECTARS, TELL ME WHO YOU WANT YOUR PLUSHIE OF!