I am so sorry! I haven't been updating as much as I promised! I'm sorry, I'll allow you all to kill me if you'd like! My excuse (though nothing gives me the right to update slowly), is that I have been busy in school. I just got my progress report. I did well. I've just decided that I want to do two years of Math in one. I'm in the seventh grade and I'm going to do this grade of Math and the eighth grade as well. So that's my excuse. You can kill me now.
Let's get to the fic! Let the madness begin! Thank you reviewers, by the way, review or DIE! Wanna cookie?
Disclaimer: I own nothing, nothing, nothing! (It echoed)
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A week had passed since the Inuyasha crew arrived at the small house on Spooner Street. They were treated like normal people. Yeah, right, they were gawked at, laughed at, and asked embarrassing questions. Today, the group was going to the petting zoo. Why the petting zoo? Peter wanted to see the new animals they had. Lois thought it would be good for Stewie. Everyone else decided it would be fun, except for Inuyasha, who pouted. He had been pouting a lot lately.
Flashbacks:
Inuyasha pouting on the swing surrounded by scared young children.
Inuyasha pouting as he ate the 'evil casserole'.
Inuyasha pouting as the clown at the circus played with his ears
Flashbacks end.
They all piled into the car. Kagome and Meg sat on either side of Inuyasha. Inuyasha was still pouting. Meg clasped onto Inuyasha's shoulder, his pout quickly turned into a glare. Kagome unbuckled her seat belt and jumped onto Meg and began to slap her. Inuyasha just sat there, not caring what happened. He knew that Meg couldn't beat Kagome in anything, so he decided not to worry.
"Kagome! Meg! Do you want to get McDonalds after we go to the petting zoo?" Peter asked.
"Sure, why not?" Kagome answered then went back to slapping Meg.
"What the heck is McDonalds, is it poisonous?" Inuyasha asked. He was unsure of what this 'McDonalds' thing was.
"I don't even know the answer to that," Kagome answered.
Ten minutes later, the stress-increased group got out of the car. Then they made their way up to the ticket booth, where a middle age woman in a red vest asked them how many tickets they would need.
"Uh, yeah, seven adults/teenagers, a half demon, a full demon and a toddler," Peter said.
"Fat man! You exposed us, you fiend, I'll rip the bowels from your belly!" Inuyasha prepared to slash Peter open when the woman handed them their tickets.
"Oh, today is non-human day, so any inhuman creature gets fifty percent off," the woman answered.
"Okay, that's great," Lois said. The group entered the zoo gates.
They first saw the penguins. The penguins were darting everywhere. It seemed that they all had little walkie-talkies in their flippers.
"Boss, they're on to us! Can I make them go boom?" the penguin asked.
"Not yet, it's not time, yet that time will come, for now, just smile and wave, smile and wave," the boss penguin answered.
"You didn't see anything," the boss penguin said to the group.
"Aw, it actually seems like it's talking to you, but we all know that it was Lois's casserole," Peter said. This was followed by a sharp slap to the face by Lois.
"Nice! How did you get it to make that sound!" Sango asked.
"It's all about your palm hitting first, followed by the fingers," Lois answered proudly. Miroku was in a cold sweat.
Their next stop was to the lions. They all looked so menacing. They bared their fangs at the group.
"Oh Inuyasha, I'm so scared, save me!" Meg said.
"Oh no you don't!" Kagome shouted.
"Oh my god, a monkey!" Kagome pointed. Sure enough, everyone looked. Believe it or not, the evil monkey from Chris's closet was standing next to the hotdog stand, pointing at Chris.
Kagome shoved Meg through the bars of the lion cage.
"Mom! Dad! Help!" Meg called. Kagome laughed evilly.
"Kagome, is something wrong?" Miroku asked.
"Nothing, nothing at all," Kagome answered. Yes, nothing is wrong go about your business, forget about Kagome!
"Kagome, we're going to see the tigers and bears," Lois said.
"Oh my! Blast that Wizard of Oz scene!" Stewie said.
Several minutes later, the group headed towards the wolves' section.
"I wonder if that stupid wolf Kouga is here," Inuyasha said, he laughed to himself.
"Hey! Mutt, shut up, it's bad enough being stuck here!" a familiar voice rang out from one side of the cage.
"Oh Kouga, what happened?" Kagome asked.
"Well, my dear, sweet, Kagome, A few nights ago, in the feudal era, I came across a strange portal, it was next to a duck. Naturally, I went to take a look and I ended up here, then they put me in a zoo, like some kind of freak, and GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY BUTT!" Kouga said. He slapped away a wolf that had began to shove it's face into the wolf demon's hind quarters.
"How awful!" Kagome said.
"That is hilarious!" Inuyasha said between laughs.
"Look, just help me," Kouga sighed.
"Okay, uh, Kouga," Kagome started. She then pointed at a door directly behind the wolf demon. The door read: Escape in big, bold letters.
"Oh yeah, I never thought of that, thanks," Kouga answered.
"No problem," Kagome answered. Kouga jumped out of the cage and ran up to Kagome.
"Dear, sweet Kagome, I'm am ever grateful," Kouga said as he grabbed Kagome's hand.
"Shove over Wolf," Inuyasha said.
Back in the lion cage, where all the lions had backed into a corner, for Meg had been shouting her lungs out for Kagome to get her scrawny little behind back there. Suddenly she sensed Kouga.
"Kouga! He's mine, he's mine, he's mine!" she shouted. She pulled the bars apart and jumped out. Then she followed Kouga's scent.
"Oh my god it's Kouga!" Meg shouted. She tackled the defenseless wolf demon to the ground.
"What is the vile beast that crushes my lungs, get off!" Kouga shouted.
"Oh my god it's Kouga!" Chris and Peter shouted.
They jumped on the wolf demon and crushed him half to death.
"Ow, get off!" Kouga shouted. Kouga pushed them off and ran away.
Their next stop was to the petting zoo.
"Stewie, feed the bunny," Lois said.
The bunny licked the food off of Stewie's hand and then, something weird happened. The bunny went EVIL! It's once cute eyes were now red and beady. It grew fangs and then bit Stewie's hand.
"Ouch! You stupid, evil bunny! I shall kill you!" Stewie shouted.
"Oh, Mommy's going to get you a Band-Aid, Inuyasha, hold him," Lois said as she went to get Band-Aid.
"Listen up and listen good, either you let me throw this grenade at that evil bunny, or I shall kill you!" Stewie said.
"No," Inuyasha answered. Stewie then bit his arm and threw all his weight from his head onto the poor half demon.
Ouch, what do you think your doing? Ah, my superior spleen!" Inuyasha said as the toddler beat the great half demon's pride down. The rest of the group was laughing, except for Meg and Kagome, who were fighting again.
After Inuyasha and Stewie stopped fighting, they went to the Exotic Animals cages. They saw lizards that squirted blood out of their eyelids, a monkey that had three tales, a bird that said vulgar things, and a two-tailed cat. Wait a minute that's Kirara!
"Oh, my baby's in there, we have to get her out!" Sango said.
"Don't worry your pretty head Sango, I'll get Kirara!" Miroku said.
"Dun Du Dun Du Dun Dun Du Dun Du Dun Dun Dun," Peter sang as Miroku climbed into the cage and grabbed Kirara.
"To your left you'll see a weird man holding a cat," a tour guide said.
"Oh! So exotic," a tourist said, snapping a picture.
Miroku saw the back door and leapt out. He gave a shaking Kirara to Sango.
"Thank you so much Miroku!" Sango said.
"Ask to sleep with her, ask to sleep with her!" the parrot said.
"That's a great idea, Sango will you bear my-," Miroku began. Sango grabbed his tongue, and pulled.
"Ah, Sango, I need this tongue to talk with!" Miroku pleaded. Sango let go and jumpped up into the cage and snapped the bird's evil neck.
"To your right, you'll see an enraged girl snapping our main attraction's neck, wait Get her!" the guide shouted. The group ran around in between halls, chased by tourists and a strange man in a mask. Kouga had on a long cloak and hood. He backed into the tourists and both him and the tourists ran away. (Scooby Doo reference)
The group was kicked out of the zoo. They began to head to McDonald's. The ride was strenuous. Kagome and Meg were fighting so much and a cop car pulled them over.
"Uh oh," Lois said and glared at the two girls.
"Is there a problem officer?" Peter asked innocently.
"Yeah, the speed limit is 30 miles an hour, you were going 32, I'll have to give you a ticket."
"Aw man, this is worse than that time they switched Happy Days with Dr. Phil," Peter complained.
Flashback:
"We interrupt this program to show you Dr. Phil," an announcer said. "This is gonna be a changin' day in your life! I'm gonna show you what Twinkies can do to you!" Dr. Phil said.
"No!" Peter shouted at the screen.
Flashback end.
The officer answered and began to write up a ticket. He stopped when he saw Inuyasha.
"Oh my god, aren't you Inuyasha?" the officer asked.
"Please, don't jump on me," Inuyasha pleaded under his breath.
"My daughter loves you! Can I get a picture with you?" the officer asked. Inuyasha held out his Tetsaiga and posed. The officer made bunny ears behind his head. About three hundred pictures later, the officer sent them on their way.
"You'll take off the ticket right?" Peter asked.
"No, thanks for the pictures!" the officer said. Inuyasha was now fuming. He had done something for the officer, and he wouldn't do this one little thing for them. The officer will die!
Inuyasha leapt out of the car. He pulled out his Tetsaiga and chased the officer.
"What the! Ah!" the officer screamed as he fell into several bloody pieces on the pavement.
"Freakin' sweet, now I don't have to pay that ticket yay!" Peter cheered. Inuyasha smirked and reentered the car.
At McDonald's they saw a few anime faces. Ryuichi Sakuma and K (a.k.a Claude) were standing in line.
"K, can I get a happy meal?" Ryuichi asked sweetly.
"Why of course, how much does that come to?" K asked the lady at the register.
"$4.50," she said.
"What? That is outrageous!" K said. He shot the lady at the register. She was replaced with a robot that looked just like her.
They also saw Edward Elric and Roy Mustang.
"Would you like to substitute the soda with a milk?" the robot cashier asked Ed.
"I don't need milk! I'm not short! Who are you calling so small that they can slip between the pages of a book? Huh?" Edward spased.
"Full Metal, no one said that," Roy answered and laughed.
Edward was killing the robot by ripping her head off. She was replaced yet again.
"Hey, is that Kagome?" Roy asked as he slid over to her.
"Why hello there, your quite a se-," Roy began, he was immediately hit over the head with Inuyasha's Tetsaiga. He passed out. Inuyasha hid Roy under a table.
But then, the group heard whom they never thought they'd see in this Era.
"Lord Sesshomaru, Can I get ice cream?" a sugar-high Rin asked.
"I don't know what this ice cream thing is, but I know that it will make you more excited than you already are, so the answer is no," a stressed out Sesshomaru answered. Sesshomaru's normally perfect hair was cow-licked and uncombed.
"Oh my god, it's Sesshomaru," Meg called.
"Hey big brother have you met Meg yet," Inuyasha asked as he shoved Meg toward his elder brother.
"What vile creature is this, it's crushing my superior full demon chest!" Sesshomaru called. Jaken began to beat on Meg's back with the Staff of Heads.
"So, you touched that portal as well," Miroku said.
"Yeah, well, Rin wanted to pet the ducky and we all fell in," Sesshomaru answered.
The group had ordered and they were all sitting in one big booth.
"Want to join us Sesshomaru?" Meg asked.
"No way, I'm leaving, Rin has just successfully puked on my superior body, now I must go and find some sort of remedy for her," Sesshomaru said.
"Do you mean cherry flavored Pepto Bismal?" Chris asked. Several people walked into the middle of the restaurant. They broke out in song.
"Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhe- Ah!" the people sang, then screamed as Stewie through a grenade at them.
"What? They were flat!" Stewie said to Shippo. Shippo rolled his eyes and went back to his french fries. Stewie is a bit weird, every night I hear him talk to himself about killing his mother, there's a Naraku in the making, he thought.
Chris was eating his 3rd cheeseburger when he spilled ketchup on Sango's skirt.
"Oh, sorry Sango," Chris apologized.
"That's okay," Sango answered.
"Oh let me wash that off," Miroku said.
"No, really, that's all right I- Miroku put me down!" Sango said as she was being carried to the bathroom.
Several screams of "You lech!" and "Gimme my skirt now!" were heard. Then they heard slaps and apologies.
The two came out of the bathroom. Sango's skirt was backwards, and Miroku was covered in slap marks. The pair sat down and continued eating.
That night, they all were sitting down watching a show called Sponge Bob Squarepants. A sponge and a starfish were walking into a building labeled the Krusty Krab. The sponge went into the kitchen and began to prepare something for the starfish.
"That good for nothing demon will pay for stealing my golden spatula. He didn't think I'd notice, but he was wrong. Oh, boy he was wrong. A bottle labeled poison was in his yellow hands. The screen then spelled out TO BE CONTINUED!
"They always cut off at the good parts don't they?" Peter said.
"In my opinion, anyone who does that should be grilled, then eaten, aw, I made myself hungry," Chris said. He got up and ran to the kitchen. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Who is it?
TO BE CONTINUED! MUHAHAHAHA! Don't you want to kill me?
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Thank you for all the reviews! They bring peace to my heart, which is filled with pudding. I like pudding. Off topic, I know. But anyway, reviews! I love you all, my loyal reviewing fans.
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Nabih: Ouch! Well it's nice to know that someone is brave enough to tell me that I'm not doing as good as I could be. Well, I'm going to warn you that this is a story fit to the Family Guy script. So it's not going to be as structured as my sequel will be, where Family Guy characters will be fit to the Inuyasha script. I'm sorry I disappointed you. Not to back talk you, but I did spend a lot of time on this, I really did. If this wasn't what you were looking for, might I suggest my fantasy story on Fictionpress? It's called Sword Slash, I believe it to be well written and very literate. Or maybe my horror stories, One who Stalks Darkness and 13Death13, or maybe my poems? If you would like to, search up anime2emo on fictionpress.
ThetakissElle: I'm sorry that this was so 'painful' to read. I don't really enjoy getting flames. I thought it would be fun to mix Family Guy and Inuyasha, since a mostly serious show mixed with Family Guy would be fun. Thank you for the review though.
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