Hi again! How was everyone's turkey day? I went to this fancy brunch place with my family. It was fun, but my little sister acted up a lot. So onto the fic!
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Last time, on Inuyasha:
There was a knock on the door. Wait a minute, we're getting paid for this segment, let's do some shout outs! Hi Mom, look at me now! You thought I could never get into show biz!
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Peter stood up and answered the door. In the doorway was an aggravated Sesshomaru, a sugar high Rin, and a scared Jaken.
"Do you know any way to make it stop? Not that I need help though!" Seshomaru asked.
"Oh my God! It's Sesshomaru!" Peter shouted as he jumped on the poor demon.
"Ow, he's worse than that badger-creature that jumped on me in that infernal restaurant!
"Sugar! Need sugar!" Rin shouted as she ran up the block and back.
"Listen to me Lardo, I need an antidote for this sugar stuff, give me the cure or I'll rip you to bits!" Sesshomaru threatened. Lois appeared at Peter's side.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no cure, you'll just have to wait it out," she said.
The five went inside. Rin ran around in a circle several times. Inuyasha, who was trying to figure out Sponge bob Squarepants, didn't notice his older brother and nemesis enter the room.
"Inuyasha, you're as easy to sneak up on as ever," Sesshomaru said, right beside his head.
"Ah! Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha shouted.
"What are you doing here?" asked Chris, who had returned from the kitchen only moments ago.
"Sugar abused child," Sesshomaru answered.
About an hour later, after watching Rin run around in circles several hundred times, she finally passed out on top of Chris.
"Aw, Rin's asleep on me," Chris said. Suddenly, Rin slipped under Chris's belly and soon the room was filled with soft snores, she must have been comfortable.
"Aw, Rin's in my belly, ha ha, she tickles," Chris replied.
"Sesshomaru, would you like to spend the night? Cough, cough, inmyroom, cough, cough," Meg asked.
"Didn't catch that last part," Sesshomaru answered.
"Want to spend the night?" Meg repeated.
"Why not." Sesshomaru sighed at the thought of his long day.
Sesshomaru ended up staying for three days before anything really happened. So far the only thing that had been interesting was the fact that Inuyasha and Sesshomaru chased the mailmen.
Lois then walked in with a pamphlet in one hand.
"Hey, I got us a resort, maybe we can go camping one night or something!" she said.
"Camping plot? You know I hate camping!" Peter said.
"Camping sounds like fun!" Sango said.
"That's good, because we are leaving tomorrow at five a.m!" Lois replied, trying to sound cheerful.
"5 a.m!" they all exclaimed.
The groups argued for a bit, then decided that it would be best to just go. They all began to pack. Each one packed camping clothes (Lois bought the Inuyasha crew camping clothes the other day), and a few small possessions. Meg had her Inuyasha figures, cell phone, and wallet. Chris packed a hot dog, a cheeseburger, and a jar of pickles.
"There little ones, you're all ready for tomorrows journey," Chris said to his food.
"Jerk! You're never gonna get away with this!" the hotdog snapped.
"I already have," Chris answered maniacally.
The next morning, the disgruntled group of fifteen people clambered into the car. It was cramped and people were hot and sweaty. Lois tried to cheer the group up by singing a song.
"The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, all through the town!" Everyone began to sing. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, who were seated next to each other, pouted.
"How do you live like this?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Frankly, I don't even know," Inuyasha answered.
It was noon when the group got to the camp. They had stopped several times for various reasons.
Reason #1: Peter had to go to the bathroom, only to find the rest stop bathroom to be filled to capacity. So he ran over to a drink machine and bought a soda. He then swallowed the soda in one bite, then relieved himself in the empty can. With no where to put the urine filled cup, he poured it on a plant in the window.
Reason #2: Chris was hungry. He went to the Subways at the rest stop. He went to order a sandwich, when he saw (dun dun dun). The Evil Monkey! It pointed at him. Chris ran as fast as he could.
"Hey, that's so mean, it's not his fault he looks like a monkey! You should be more tolerant of ugly people!" a woman said to him.
Reason #3: There was a sale on Batman underwear. Peter and Chris tried on the speedo-style underwear and ran around with their shirts tied around their necks. Around the store they ran, shouting "Na na na na na na na na na na Batman!" they were kicked out of the store and onto the cold pavement.
The group made their way to the front desk.
"Uh, hi, we're hear about the plot we bought.
"Ah yes, you must be Mrs. Griffen, I'm Mr. Daniels, I'll show you to your rooms," he said.
Mr. Daniels opened door 14. Inside sat a girl with long silky black hair and a man with long red hair and a scar on his left cheek.
"Oh, Kenshin, I finally can tell you how I feel," she said.
"Kaoru, I know that you love me," Kenshin replied.
"No, that wasn't what I was going to tell you, it's just that I love Yahiko," Kaoru replied.
"You love a ten year old!" Kenshin asked in shock.
"Yes, one day, while I was putting away groceries, he came up to me, and before we knew it, we were kissing and my pants were off," she began. Mr. Daniels apologized to the group and closed the door.
"Your rooms are 15, 16, and 17, sorry about the mix up," Mr. Daniels said.
"Not at all," Lois said.
"Just holler if you need something!" Mr. Daniels said. With that, he turned and went back to the front desk.
"Okay, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Miroku, Jaken, and Chris will share room 15," Lois read off a sheet of paper.
"Ha, she called my name first," Inuyasha bragged to his eldest brother.
"Who cares," Sesshomaru replied.
"Moving on, Kagome, Sango, Meg, and Rin will share room 16," Lois continued.
I have to share a room with her! My life is over, Meg thought. Kagome, on the other hand was making a mental reminder to sharpen her arrows.
"And Peter, Shippo, Brian, Stewie, and I will share room 17," Lois finished. The group split up to unpack and get settled.
Inuyasha's group was just finished packing when two roaches cane out of the bathroom.'
"Hey, get out of here before we cut you up so bad that you wish you wouldn't be cut up anymore! Oh my God, its Jaken!" said one of the roaches, which was named Bob.
"You've heard of me? I feel so special!" Jaken said, tears flowing down his cheeks in happiness. No one ever much cared for him.
"Duh, of course we've heard of you!" said the other roach, whose name was Fred.
"Yeah, you bring the funk to that hero filled show!" Bob added. This comment was followed by stares from his fellow roach.
"Funk? What is your problem?" Fred replied.
"I'm just trying to fit in!" Fred then stabbed Bob in the leg. Bob fell over, twitching as blood stained the hardwood floor. The group stared in awe, confusion, and awkwardness.
Let's check in on Kagome's group. Currently, Kagome was putting her clothes in the drawer when she saw Dark, the phantom thief.
"Why hello there!" Dark said in his suave voice.
"Hello," Kagome said, pondering how a person could fit in a dresser. Meg then rushed up to the drawer. She began to pant and stutter.
"Oh my God, oh my God! It's Dark the phantom thief!" Meg said.
"Oh my, what a sore for my eyes! Krad peddle!" Dark called to a blond person below him.
"It's always do this Krad, do that Krad! I mean, I love you but I wish you weren't always ordering me around!" Krad replied.
"Name one time!" Dark demanded.
"Last night when you demanded me to put on that pink dress with the tassels!" Krad answered. Krad gave in and decided to peddle. The dresser lifted off the ground and was steered out the window.
Lois was putting her group's jackets in the closet. She had opened the closet halfway when she saw one half of a human head. Lois dropped the coats and slowly opened the closet fully. Under the coat rack was a boy and an older girl. They both had very blank expressions on their faces. There was also a large dark aura spinning around the two.
"I'm Hanajima and this is my younger brother Megumi, pay no attention to the swirling aura that is currently surrounding my younger sibling and I," Hana said.
"Could you close the closet door now?" Megumi asked solemnly. Lois did just that and backed away slowly. Oh how the nightmares would visit her that night.
It was dinnertime when Chris brought up an idea. He and Brian were going to check out what the hotel had to do, when they noticed the pool. It was a beautiful indoor pool with two small waterslides allowing entry into the pool. There were also small islands and the pool water was a superb turquoise color. Oh how Chris wanted to urinate in it!
"We saw a pool! Can we go swimming?" Chris asked.
"That's a great idea! We can go after supper," Lois said. "And after Shippo's eaten his vegetables."
"But I don' wanna!" Shippo complained.
"They'll make you big and strong!" Lois persuaded.
"But I am strong!" Shippo defended.
"Just eat them, so we can go to that pool place!" Inuyasha interjected.
"But Inuyasha, you haven't touched your vegetables either," Kagome said. Inuyasha pouted.
When the vegetables were finally wolfed down after a clever 'Naraku's reincarnation that can only be destroyed by being eaten is on your plate', The group headed toward the shower room. Inuyasha grabbed the red swimming trunks that Lois had bought him. Miroku was stepping into his black, somewhat shorter swimsuit when compared to Inuyasha's. Shippo was in blue swimming trunks that were almost hidden by a huge inner tube duck. The girls were ready as well. Kagome, whose hair was pulled into a ponytail in the back of her head, held up by a green ribbon. Her 1-piece bathing suit was green as well and hugged her waist tightly. Sango was in a purple 3-piece swimsuit with a light purple top and bottom, and dark purple skirt. Her hair was tucked into a bun.
The group was in the pool, Kagome was splashing Inuyasha, who in turn spit water at her. Much to Inuyasha's dismay, the lifeguard shouted at him.
"No spitting water!"
Inuyasha pouted and swam under the water.
Miroku had spotted a group of woman in bikinis. He couldn't see their faces, but he did see bikinis. It was now or never. He gave a quick observation of where Sango was standing or if she'd see him or not. She was busy playing with Stewie and Shippo. Sango would never suspect a thing. He made his way over to the ladies, he still couldn't see them clearly, but he started to talk to them anyway.
"Hello there, lovely ladies, I'm Miroku," he flirted.
"Miroku! Is it really you?" the woman asked. He then saw her move her hands to her waist. He saw the wrinkled skin of the women. They were old! Worst of all, one of them was (dun dun dun!) Kaede! Miroku tried to run, but one of the other women dragged him back.
"Hey cutie!" she flirted.
"Ah, no Sango! Help!" the man cried after being pulled under the water and being touched by old lady hands.
"And that, boys is what we call a pervert, any questions," Sango said from across the pool.
Peter and Lois were in the hot tub, Peter had his hands around her waist and she was sitting on him. Lois was relaxed and immersed in the warmness of the tub. Peter was looking around, bored. Suddenly, he saw a bake sale outside. He stood up, dropping Lois to the floor of the hot tube. Before she got back up to surface, he ended up banging the heating thermostat for the hot tub to "Eiri Yuki hot", which burned Lois's face. She stood up, climbed out of the tub and punched Peter in the nose. Peter was just standing there while his nose bled.
Chris, Meg, and Sesshomaru were having a race across the pool. Sesshomaru didn't know why he was competing in this barbarian's competition.
"Why am I competing in this barbarian's competition?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Don't you remember?" Chris asked.
Flashback:
Sesshoamru is sitting on a lawn chair in his white-with-red-floral-print swimming trunks when a bunch of fan girls attacked. They jumped on the poor full demon and played with his hair. Pool management was watching a little boy play with a Barbie doll. Sesshomaru was calling for assistance.
Flashback end.
"Oh yeah," Sesshomaru stated.
"On your mark, get set. Go!" Chris shouted as he laughed and swan away. Meg had a close lead. Sesshomaru was about to swim, when he saw Rin run across the slippery poolside and slip.
"Rin! Look out!" Sesshomaru called out to the pink swimsuit-clad figure that was Rin. Sesshomaru climbed out of the pool and ran to save Rin from falling. Time seemed to be moving slowly as Sesshomaru ran. Or it could be the fact that he was running slowly, he just didn't realize it. The lifeguard then cut in front of Rin and caught her. Rin's face broke out into a look of surprise and gratitude.
"Be more careful, don't want you to get hurt," said the lifeguard, who was named Ken.
"Thanks!" Rin said as he put her down. Sesshomaru was officially upset and cranky.
"Sesshomaru, I won!" Chris called. Sesshomaru pushed him back and began to talk to himself.
"Think he can waltz in and save Rin, Rin's my responsibility! By the end of this three-day trip, I will have my revenge on that red trunked fool!" Sesshomaru declared.
"Dude, who are you talking to?" a random dude asked.
Brian was swimming around with Jaken.
"Hey, what do you think of those roaches, I mean, they are kinda nice, but the whole thing they were talking about before dinner was kinda weird, don't you think?" Jaken asked as he doggie paddled along with Brian.
"You mean about that whole initiation, yeah totally," Brian answered. Suddenly a big red monster came out.
"Oh my god, what is that thing?" Brian asked.
"I'm a pool blob, say do you have any pizza?" the blob asked. The two shook their heads in awe.
"Awe, too bad," the blob sighed. A voice ran out from even farther down in the pool.
"Honey, did you get the pizza yet?" the voice complained.
"No dear."
The blob sighed and went away. The dog and demon stared.
Inuyasha and Kagome were still splashing each other. Inuyasha had pulled his hair tie out. He then ducked below the water's surface to avoid getting hit by a splash of water aimed at him. When he came up, his hair had fallen in front of his eyes and he couldn't see. Kagome laughed and splashed him more.
It was time to leave the pool. The group changed and went back to their rooms. Each was tired and ready to sleep in the comfortable beds the hotel had to offer. Little did they know that the next night they would be sleeping outside in the untamed wilderness of American woods!
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OMG I updated! So, the next IMFG update will be about camping! Yay! Keep on reviewing! Bye!
