Inuyasha Meets Family Guy: part 5
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Disclaimer: If I owned anything in this chapter besides this idea, I would have Sesshomaru be my servant and I'd make him wear a cow suit. (Muwahahahaha! Ha)
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At the crack of dawn, all three groups woke up to the sound of robins chirping in their trees, then the sound of grenades as they here Stewie shout "You were to piano, you must forte, forte!"
They all headed down to the kitchen area and sat at a table. Lois sat down then asked the question of doom!
"So, I was thinking maybe we should go camping!" Lois said.
"Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, Lois, this isn't Aunt Jemima syrup on my pancakes!" Peter shouts. Everyone looks at him. "Anyway, I hate camping!"
"Too bad fat man! It wouldn't kill you to get off your fat butt once in a while you disgusting pig!" Stewie shouts.
"Never! I'll get the PeterCopter!" he shouts. He runs out the door and jumps into a blue helicopter.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Ah, Ouch, Ah owie!" Peter laughs then shouts as the propeller tracks in the dirt. He spins around several times and then Mr. Daniels runs out to help. The propeller gets caught on his jacket. Mr. Daniels is thrown up into the air and gets tossed around. Suddenly, Mr. Daniels is thrown off and lands in a bloody heap on the ground. The kids from Southpark come up.
"Oh my God! They killed Mr. Daniels!" Stan says.
"You Bastar, wait we don't even know this guy!" Kyle says. The kids walk away.
Peter digs a hole in the ground and buries Mr. Daniels.
"Lois, I don't want to go camping!"Peter complained as the group, all in their outdoors clothes, walked along a trail.
"Stop complaining, I don't really want to do this either!" Inuyasha said, pouting and looking in the opposite direction.
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The group had gotten to the campground after walking about a mile. Inuyasha and Peter were bored. While Kagome, Sango, and Lois were at the front, having the time of their lives. Meg, Chris, Jaken, Brian and, Sesshomaru were toward the middle, not really caring about too much.
The campground was a beautiful site. There was a clear, blue lake on site and a spacious camping plot. Evergreen trees swayed in the slight wind as their needles slowly fell to the ground around the base of the trees. Yet there was no time to look at the campsite, they first had to set up camp.
Kagome, Sango, Meg, and Lois were going to stay in one tent. So they began to set it up.
"Kagome, could you hold that pole inside the tent steady?" Lois asked.
"Sure."
Kagome crouched down and entered the tent. She nearly had a heart attack when she saw a little girl with pigtails sitting in the far corner of the tent. Kagome shouted. Then she realized that the girl was shaking, in a fetal position. It was Chiyo from Azumanga Daioh! She was muttering to herself.
"No, no, no, Miss. Yukari, slow down, slow down! No, please stop! Grandpa! Grandpa!" she shouted, as her eyes seemed to grow to the size of dinner plates in fear. Kagome was shocked and leaning on the ball of her back foot for support as she held her heart in fear.
Who is this girl? Why didn't we see her before? Who the heck is she muttering about? Kagome thought. Suddenly, a woman's head protruded into the tent.
"Chiyo-chan! Time to go! Remember, you get to ride in my car!" the woman said.
"No, Miss. Yukari!" Chiyo began. Suddenly, the brunette grabbed the short, shaking redhead.
"Help! I'm going to die!" she shouted, while being dragged out of the tent by her small ankles. When the redhead was gone, Kagome sighed. Yet she had the feeling that she had sent the girl to her death.
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Jaken, Rin, Stewie, and Shippo were playing in the lake while Sesshomaru, Peter, and Brian watched them. Jaken splashed Rin across the face with water. Rin fell over. She's wasn't hurt in any way, but decided to cry for the heck of it.
"Waaaaaah, Lord Sesshomaru, Jaken hurt me!" Rin cried. Sesshomaru stood up and punched Jaken in the head. Then he returned to his seat on the banks of the lake. Stewie was making a sandcastle with Shippo.
"I'll make a tower here and a door here," Shippo said.
"I need to make a cannon here and box of guns over here," Stewie added optimistically. Shippo peers at Stewie with a WTH look on his face. Stewie shrugs and laughs to himself. This just increased Shippo's look of fright.
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That night, they had a campfire and roasted marshmallows. Inuyasha stuck his stick of marshmallows into the fire.
"Uh, Inuyasha, you're not supposed to stick it in that far!" Brian warned. Inuyasha had put his whole stick in the fire. He smirked and held the stick at the bottom.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing!" Kagome shouts as Inuyasha makes his way over to Sesshomaru, who's sitting by the lake, looking at his reflection. Inuyasha got closer, and closer, and was in touching distance of Sesshomaru's white mane, when Sesshomaru moved to the left and Inuyasha immediately plummets into the lake, the torch's flame gone.
"Dang!" Inuyasha said as he drops the stick and climbs out of the water. He shook off, soaking his elder brother from head to toe in water.
"Ugh," Sesshomaru said in an exasperated fashion.
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It was time for Scary Stories muwahahahah!
"All right I'll start," Peter said, putting a flashlight in front of his face. "Once upon a time there was huge explosion! Everything else had died; except for one courageous Ho-Ho that had been smart enough to hide in a bomb-shelter until the explosion was over. He decided to go to the library and learn everything he could about the world. But then, terror struck!" A collective gasp came from several people around the fire.
"Then, while he was picking up a book, he dropped it onto the ground. As he bent foreword to pick it up, the ground began to shake. Suddenly, the bookcases collapsed around the poor snack product! He was crushed! Then the little bugger shouts 'my eyes! Why! Why? My beautiful eyes!" he shouts, as he shudders and dies, and that is the story of Thanksgiving!" Peter said, clapping his hands together and smiling. Everyone stared at Peter.
"Okay, that's enough mental scaring for a while, lets go to bed, Stewie's tired anyway," Lois said.
"What! But I want to hear more about the squished Ho-Ho! Vial woman, let me down!" Stewie complained as he was dragged to his mother's tent.
Everyone said goodnight to each other and headed to their tents. Almost everyone was asleep in minutes. Except for Brian, who had just fallen asleep when he felt something tickle his canine nose. He tried to brush it away, yet it came back up. When Brian couldn't ignore it any longer, he sat up and looked at the thing. It was a spider!
"Hello there, I'm Anatsi, you may have heard of me in some African folktales," the spider said. Brian shouted and began to stomp on it.
"Spider!" he shouted.
"Stop please!" the spider pleads, and then a squish sound comes from bellow Brian's foot. Brian climbs back into bed and fell asleep within seconds. He was pleased with himself.
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The next morning, everyone packed up and headed back to the car.
"Well, I guess it's time to go, but first," Peter began. He looked at Brian who smirked. Then the two erupted in g, in random banana suits.
"Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!" they sang.
"What is wrong with people from this time period?" Sesshomaru asked Inuyasha.
"I don't know, but it really scares me," Inuyasha answered with a slight note of terror in his voice.
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Alrightey people, since I have been getting so many reviews and since this chapter was short and slightly uninteresting, I'm going to give you all a treat! Its called Sesshomaru argues with the Authoress. Muhahaha, here you go.
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"Sesshomaru, I have a feeling that you don't want to be in my fanfiction," Liz (the all-powerful authoress), says to the full-demon, which was sitting on a box of provolone cheese in front of her desk, which is made of pudding cups.
"Your right, I don't want to be in this stupid game any more, I want to go home," Sesshomaru answers.
"Sesshy, do even know who I am?" Liz says, sitting up straight in her chair with an optimistic smile on her face.
"I know you were the one who brought Rin, Jaken, and myself out to this godforsaken land, but besides that, no I don't know much about you," Sesshomaru answers, trying to be strong.
"First of all, I am Liz, your tormentor and ruler until the day comes when I decide to let you go," Liz says, in a ditsy, yet creepy voice. "Let me know if there is anything I can do to make your experience here any more bearable," she says in false sweetness.
"Well, can I have a pudding cup?" he mutters under his breath.
"Couldn't catch that," Liz says as her face contracts a look of innocence.
"Can I have a pudding cup?" he asks again, not sure about what might happen.
"You want a pudding cup?" Liz asks, smirking at the demon.
"Yes," Sesshomaru says.
"Too bad, the pudding is mine!" Liz says, she twitches and smiles at the same time, striking fear in the poor demon.
"Oh come on! Then, I'll kill you!" Sesshomaru says, pinning the 12-year-old girl's shirt, which had an insane turtle on it.
"No, you won't," Liz answers with dangerously honeyed tones. She stands up and pulls something out of a closet behind her. Liz puts a soft, fluffy, thing on the table.
"Is that my-?" Sesshomaru begins.
"Yes, it's your precious fluffle," Liz says. She holds a bottle above it.
"What are you going to do with it!" Sesshomaru asks, giving a worried look at his precious fluffle.
"Oh nothing, just spill Coke on it!" Liz laughs insanely.
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Wanna try me?"
"Don't do it!" Sesshomaru pleads.
"Then stay in my fanfiction," Liz says, putting the Coke down.
"Alright, I'll do it, I'll do it! I'll stay!" Sesshomaru cries. Liz throws the fluffle to the poor demon, who tries to run away when Liz speaks in harsh tones for the first time in the conversation.
"Not so fast fluffy!" she says. Sesshomaru turns around to see a smiling authoress.
"Have a nice day," she says in her sickly sweet tones.
"Yes," Sesshomaru replies as he runs out the door.
Liz sits back and grins like the Cheshire cat and thinks to herself: so the foolish demon thinks he can run, huh. I'll show him! Muwahahahahahaha!
Penguin minion #4 interrupts her thoughts and told her that Alice in Wonderland was on. Liz cheerful sits down in front of her television and pulls one of her assorted penguin minions into her lap. Just another day in the life of an insane authoress!
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