Inuyasha Meets Family Guy: part ten

AN; I know, I know, I'm a lazy bum for not getting this out to you sooner, but I've been busy! This is really late, it is almost May when I'm writing this, but please, the IMFG Easter special is here!

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"What in the name of fanfiction is Easter?"

"In one of my text books it states that it was the day the Christian savior rose from the dead."

"No Kagome, it's the day when the Easter bunny gives you presents

Yes, it was Easter time in the Griffen household, which the cast of Inuyasha was currently sharing with the family. When the subject of the famous holiday came up, naturally the half-dog demon Inuyasha would be the first to ask what it was, with an air of annoyance. The debate had broken out over what Easter was. An intellegent debate would have sounded like this:

"Well, Easter is now a purely commercial holiday. Everywhere you go you see promotions of candy, toys, and bunnies. So now it has broken away from religious meaning and become of a day of sweets and cute things," one side would state.

"However far our culture strives from religion, it still is a religion based holiday," the other side would state. The polite debate would continue for a while, then it would close itself. However, this certainly wasn't a polite debate, or intelligent for that matter.

Enter Reality:

"Baka! It's religion-based!"

"Yeah, whatever, Kagome said!"

"But the bunny!"

"But nothing, we're right, you're wrong!"

"BUNNY!"

"Shut up!"

"Mosh Pit!"

"Oh my God they killed Kenny!"

"Who's Kenny?"

"You bas-wait I don't know who Kenny is either."

Outside the scuffle Brian sat, taking a drag of his cigarette and enjoying the scene, Everyone in the house, even people who had no idea what was going on, were in the mosh pit, unknowing of the problems that must be faced three days before Easter Sunday.

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Inuyasha sat alone in a tree near the Griffen household. He pondered a certain situation back at Christmas time. It involved the ever-evil authoress, the thought of a bunny suit, and this time of the year. He honestly thought that the holiday Liz had mentioned never existed, it was just some ploy to get him to be Santa Claus. Now he wasn't so sure. What did she mean by bunny suit? Who was going to make him wear it? More importantly, was color was it going to be?
Hang on, if I just avoid anything bunny-related for this week…yeah, this will be easy!

THE NEXT DAY

The family (?) went to Wall-Mart to buy Easter-related products. To Inuyasha's horror, bunnies surrounded him. Every isle featured some kind of bunny. The kid's toy aisle had a gigantic stuffed bunny. Naturally, Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsaiga and brought his brand of odd justice onto the poor fluffy thing. Out of a small voice box that poked out of the piles of fur came a robotic voice that said "I… love… you…" before it's fluffy head flopped over. Children attacked the half demon that destroyed their happy friend.

LATER THAT NIGHT:

Kagome sat on the sofa, where she was sleeping that night, and began to write in her diary, which she had kept since she came to the Griffen's world. In it, she kept her memoirs of her adventures in this strange new land. She had entries for Christmas, the Camping trip, and Sesshomaru's major break down. Now she write her thoughts on Easter, and the strange behavior Inuyasha had been displaying today.

Today, Inuyasha was being totally weird. Today at Wall-Mart WALLMART RULES ALL, he killed an innocent stuffed bunny. He also scared away two children who were singing 'Little bunny fu fu'.

Flash Back:

"Little bunny fu fu hoppin' through the forest, scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' on the head!" the children laughed, oh how they laugh and play! Then Inuyasha shouted like a madman and bit at their fingers. Naturally the children ran away. Kagome shouted 'SIT BOY' with a nearby megaphone.

Anyway, I think he's worried about Easter. I know that Christmas was great for him, but I don't know if he's just afraid of what he doesn't understand. Oh well. I guess I'll never know.

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"Oh my god, I love Easter!"

Miroku currently sat on his sleeping back. He was alone in Stewie's room while the dictator-child currently was in the bathroom. The lecherous monk had a playanimeboy propped up on his pillow and he was staring at a glossy page of a woman in bunny ears, a bathing suit, fishnets, and a bunny tail.

"Hooray! My desires are being fulfilled in this holiday! This is even better than the Santa's helpers at Christmas time!"

"QUIET, I'M GETTING AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE THROGH MY RUBBER DUCKY! THE PENTAGON IS GOING TO EXPLODE!"

"Yes, Stewie."

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"Lord Sesshomaru?" asked Jaken.

"Hmm?" replied our favorite silver-haired full-demon.

"What exactly are you doing?"

"What? Oh this, I thought I'd look for information on that demonic bunny!" the demon answered.

"Uh, may I ask why?"

"Jaken, Jaken, you naïve fool, if the bunny has the power to sneak into a home and leave presents, couldn't it be possible to corrupt this bunny and make him destroy things!" then he laughed, loudly and awkwardly.

"Er… yes Lord Sesshomaru."

"You've got text and code that equal mail!" the computer said in an annoying voice.

"I hope it's not spam- oh my devils and demons! It's from the evil bunny!"

"Really?" Jaken asked.

"Yes, duh Jaken, I just said that!"

"What's it about, my lord?"

"It wants my personal bank account information and I'll get unlimited action to bunny- I can't read this word, there's a smudge on the screen- poen?" Sesshomaru said.

"Uh, what are you going to do?" Jaken asked.

"Do I have a choice, this poen thing sounds intriguing," Sesshomaru answered. So began an odd few days for the two demons.

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Chris and Meg sat on the couch, watching their father pull lint out of his bellybutton and pass gas every few minutes.

"Couldn't we be doing something better with out lives?" asked Meg.

"I like crayons," Chris answered.

"Uh…" Meg sighed. "Why are we so unimportant in this fanfiction?"

"Because we're the unimportant ones, we're just here to take up space and be people's slaves," Chris answered.

"What, slaves?" Meg asked.

"You mean, you're not anyone's slave? I'm Jaken's slave, I think it makes him feel powerful," Chris answered.

"I want to be Inuyasha's slave," Meg said.

"Go for it sis!" Chris said.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna go put on my slave stuff!"

"You do that," Chris said. After his sister ran up the stairs, he took out a Twinkie and smirked.

"What a dolt," he said, as he laughed maniacally.

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Miroku sat on his futon as he laughed with lecherous glee. All of a sudden, he heard a familiar tap at the window. It was his good friend Quagmire! The two danced and sang and spoke words of merriment and joy!

"No we didn't we talked about glossy pictures that make out nether regions quiver!" Miroku said.

"Who are you talking to?" Quagmire asked.

"I don't know."

"Okay then, do you want to go to my (gulp) friends house again?"\

"The dude with the glossy Sango Mugs that I suck my drinks from every day?" Miroku asked.

"Yes," Quagmire sighed.

"Why are you so hesitant to go over there?" Miroku asked.

"Because he's such a… freak! And a nerd, and a dork," Quagmire said.

"So? He has glossy pictures of nude woman!" Miroku said.

"You're right, let's go!"

The two lecherous men got in the car, Miroku picked up a playanimeboy and Quagmire rolled one up.

"Wizards again?" Miroku asked, not bothering to turn around.

"Yep," said Quagmire, as he climbed into the backseat and the sounds of screaming and whacking upside the head with a magazine filled with paper goodness. Harry and Hermione jumped out and ran off into the night.

"Now we can go."

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"Lois, can I borrow your credit card?" Sesshomaru asked, slightly disgusted with himself.

"Uh, why?" the woman asked, putting the book that she was reading down on the arm of the chair she was sitting in.

"I want to see some poen on the Internet."

"Uh, no?" Lois tried, not having any idea what the dog demon was talking about. Sesshomaru sighed and pulled his T-shirt down to his waist. He sighed and began to halfheartedly sing "I'm to sexy for my shirt, I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy yeah…"

Five minutes later, he obtained the credit card and information the poen website asked for.

"Okay credit card number… social security number… and we're in!" Sesshomaru said.

"You've just been HACKED! Muhahaha! Enjoy your bunnies! HAHAHAGA!" the computer spoke.

"Nothing unusual, right Jaken," Sesshomaru said, clicking on the link to the 'poen'. "Okay, I'm in. W-What the heck?"

"What is it, my lord?" Jaken asked, as he came up to the computer.

"Oh my god, it's that stuff Miroku reads, but it doesn't make me any more excitable below the belt," Sesshomaru said. On the page were pictures of the Easter Bunny, only he was wearing a bikini and… winking.

"I'd better get out of here," Sesshomaru said.

"Yes, my lord," Jaken answered. It was a strange encounter…

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"Inuyasha…"

"Hmmm?"

"I am your servant!"

"What!"

"Whatever you want me to do, I'll do it master!"

"Get off my leg!"

It was certainly odd, Meg was in a slaves' garb and hugging tightly to the half demon's leg.

"I don't want a slave!"

"Yes you do, my master, I'll let you do whatever you want to me and I won't scream!" Meg answered.

"I don't know what you want to do, but it sounds like something Miroku would like!" Sesshomaru said.

"Master Inuyasha!" Meg shouted as she tackled the poor Inuyasha to the ground. Then, his brain hatched a child! (There has to be a better way of putting that T-T.)

"Oh, okay, you want to serve me right?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yes!" Meg replied.

"Then go into that closet and I'll come and get you in a minute!" Inuyasha said in a wink. The excitable girl obeyed his order and ran into the closet. The half demon shut the door and locked it. Then he sat on the bed like nothing had happened. Life is good.

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Quagmire and Miroku pulled up the house with the Yoda lawn gnomes and knocked on the door.

"Quagmire, Miroku, may the force be with you!" the geeky man named Bob said.

"Hi, you have some of the bunny you-know-what right?" Quagmire asked.

"I sure do!" Bob said as he motioned for them to come inside his house/establishment.

It was more geekifide then ever before! There was Star Wars, Star Trek, Starsky and Hutch! Even Madarame from the Genshiken was there!

"Are we going to the closet again?" Miroku asked.

"Yeah, I just got some new things from Eminem, he cleaned out his closet and gave me the stuff in it! He had tones of you-know-what!" Bob said.

"What's that?" asked Miroku, pointing to a corpse-looking object.

"Uh, I don't know," Bob answered.

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After a long walk through the closet and several chats with rap star R-Kelly (get it, he's in the closet, tee hee!), they made it to the bunny section. Only it wasn't what Miroku or Quagmire expected; it was all pictures of bunnies on sexy positions and lingerie.

"Where are the woman!" asked Miroku, shaking the geeky man by the Star Trek shirt.

"Oh, this is all the rage now!" he answered.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I need my woman, I need them to live!" Miroku shouted.

"Uh… I'll buy the picture with the two bunnies rubbing noses together."

"QUAGMIRE, what are you doing?" asked Miroku.

"What can I say, I like what I like, and that's that!" Quagmire answered, leaving the monk to twitch in the closet, before dragging him out by a foot.

"Thanks, and may the force be with you!" Bob said, but he two had already left.

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THE DAY BEFORE EASTER

"Look at these Sango, isn't this firefighter suit cute, I might buy it for Inuyasha!" Kagome said in the store.

"It is cute," Sango answered. "What's that over there?" Sango had pointed to a large stand with the words "INUYASHA'S COSTUME IS HERE?"

"I think Inuyasha's costume is over there," Sango said.

"Uh… you think?" Kagome answered sarcastically.

"Should we ever bother looking, you know, 'cause of all the crazy stuff that's been happening lately involving Inuyasha's name plastered in big letters?" Sango said.

Flashback:

The family was watching TV, when suddenly Inuyasha's name appeared in big letters. All of a sudden, Inuyasha entered a room. Laughter occurred from the audience as the half demon jumped. He looked around, he was in a small room… like the rooms shown in (buh buh buh!) sitcoms.

"No, I'm in a sitcom! The horror of the lukewarm comedy and audience members who laugh awkwardly! I must fight!" Inuyasha cried, pulling out his Tetsaiga and started whipping the room apart. When actor Ray Ramano entered the room, he sliced the man into bits.

"Everyone doesn't love you Raymond, you pompous jerk!" Inuyasha shouted.

Flashback end.

"No, I don't see any reason not to," Kagome said. Kagome picked up a bag that aid 'Suit for Inuyasha'.

"I wonder what it is," Sango said. The two looked in the bag and gasped.

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"I will kill all bunnies in my sight! I will kill all bunnies in my sight," Inuyasha said. The demon stood in Stewie's room, ray gun in hand. He was shooting at several stuffed bunnies that sat in various places on the wall, shelves, floor, and window.

Each time he hit one of the stuffed creatures of delight, stuffing would fly out, causing a pleasant sight to the half-demon.

"Mu hahahaah! Just try to get me now, demon plush-thingies!" Inuyasha shouted.

"Inuyasha, do you want some Cheesy-Poofs?" Lois asked.

"Yeah I want Cheesy-Poofs!" the half demon answered.

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It was midnight when Kagome and Sango sneaked into Inuyasha's room.

"Why am I here again Kagome?" Sango asked.

"Because, we have to get Inuyasha into the bunny costume before morning, or he'll never get into it!" Kagome answered.

"No, but why am I here, I really don't give fudge if Inuyasha gets into a bunny suit or not," Sango said frankly.

"You know, neither do I, but I just have a strange urge that has nothing to do with the fact that a person in controlling our thoughts and actions."

"That thought scares the –bleep- out of me!" sdango said.

"Shhh, I don't know how long the chloroform will keep Inuyasha past out!" Kagome said. The two began their bunny-suiting-thing-work.

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EASTER TIME!

"Good morning everyone!" Lois said as the group members came down one by one. However, Inuyasha was the last to come downstairs. It wasn't that the chloroform was still in effect, oh no that had worn off… hours ago. Inuyasha had actually been the first one up in the house. He was currently staring in the mirror with a look of terror. Why, he looked just like a… bunny! How had this happened? Was it because he tried to kill all bunnies on the planet? Was Buddha punishing him for taking out his fears onto bunnies of all shapes, sizes, and lifestyles? That must be it! No… what was he going to do now? If he walked outside ever again, the fangirls would come, he didn't have a good enough disguise. A fluffy, purple bunny suit that showed his face was not going to cut it! He needed his precious face to be sheilded from the blinding light of a thousand fangirl smiles.

Flashback…

Inuyasha stepped outside. He was sheltered in a moose costume that only showed his eyes. No fangirls, that was good. Inuyasha breathed a sigh of relief. However, he felt a small metal thing hit him in the head.

"I lurveeeeeee you Mr. Moosie!" the small robot said. Inuyasha didn't know it, but that robot was not just any robot. It was a robot in a dog suit. Not just any robot in a dog suit, a robot in a green dog suit. Not just any robot in a green dog suit, it was GIR!

"What are you?" Inuyasha asked GIR, who was currently glomping his head to death.

"I'm advanced! I want a cookie!" the odd thing answered.

"GIR, what are you doing?" came a sound from above the two.

"Master! I found a moose!" GIR said to Zim, his master.

"Good, now we can run some horrible tests on it!" said Zim.

"Yay, I like horrible tests!" GIR said as they began to levitate up to Zim's Irken ship.

End Flashback.

"Okay… that one didn't work either, but now I know what I must do… I must atone for my sins as a mass murderer of bunny rabbits. I must… jump off the roof! Goodbye sweet world! Oh, hang on, I have to get there first… wait! After Happy Days cuts to commercial!" Inuyasha said as he sat down and ate a bag of Happy Chips.

Happy Chips! They're so happy, you'd swear there on some kind of illegal substance! Really, you'd really think that. You just have to try one. No, the chips themselves aren't an illegal substance! Just try one, or we'll shoot you in the head, that's a good little boy/girl.

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"Jeez, where is Inuyasha, we can't start the egg hunt until he gets here!" Kagome said, slightly agitation showed in her voice.

"I'm sure he'll be here soon," Miroku said.

A loud thump came from above them.

"It came from the roof," Peter said. The people all ran outside and looked up into the bright sun to see a bunnysuited Inuyasha on the roof.

"Inuyasha! What are you doing up there?" Kagome shouted.

"I must repent! I have killed too many stuffed bunnies… I must die!" Inuyasha shouted.

"No, don't do it!" Lois shouted.

"Dear Buddha, I must leave this world… my sins have come too far, I am a burden on everyone!" Fruits Basket's Ritsu said.

"Get away buddy, I'm jumping off of this one, find your own!" Inuyasha said.

"I'm sorry," Ritsu said as he jumped off and landed on his feet before running away.

"Okay… now I'll jump!" Inuyasha said.

"No wait, Inuyasha, I'm sorry! This is all Sango's and my fault! We put you in the costume; there is a zipper on the back! Please don't jump!" Kagome said, ignoring the dirty look that Sango was giving her. The look that spelled out 'What? Why was my name first?'

"No, don't try to change my mind, I must die! I have committed one too many sins and I must pay!" Inuyasha said.

"Now, really, there's a zipper down the back. This is ridiculous! C'mon, if he's gonna jump, we'll just have to let him, I want to watch that sicko Barney get kicked below the belt by some middle aged fat chick!" Stewie said, leaving the rest of the people outside.

"Okay, I'm getting a little annoyed, your not acting the way you normally are and your making me oh so angry so do you know what I'm going to do Inuyasha-san?" Kagome asked sweetly.

"N…No! Not that!" Inuyasha said, forgetting that he was on the roof attempting to jump!

"SIT BOY! SIT, SIT, SIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!" Kagome shouted. The poor half demon fell off the roof.

"ouch… ouch…" he said. However, he stood back up like nothing happened.

"Wait, that roof was never high enough for me to jump off of in the first place, was it?" Inuyasha said, noticing that he had jumped off higher things before. Kagome went and unzipped his bunny suit.

"W-What… there was a zipper?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yes, that's what we said ten times, you're starting to bug me, SIT BOY!" Kagome said as Inuyasha plummeted to the ground.

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The rest of the day went well, they all had an egg hunt, made a delicious dinner, and went to bed feeling satisfied with themselves. Yeah… that's Lois wished happened. The egg hunt was a complete disaster because Stewie placed a bomb in an egg. Also, Miroku got slapped hard when Sango found an egg filled with wonderful bunny nudity. Then, it all went downhill when the fangirls found them. Inuyasha sat in the corner and cried for an hour. Then dinner was just a couple slices of leftover pieces because the hackers on the internet got hungry and found out their address and stole some food while the egg hunt fiasco was going on. Then… they all stayed up and watched South Park, like all good children do after brushing their teeth and saying their evening prayers, or just like the rednecks do! Yay for rednecks! Before bed, they all said goodnight, but then Inuyasha remembered a major problem he had forgotten about.

Meg sat in Inuyasha's closet shouting and begging for her release. Inuyasha would deal with it in the morning. Or maybe he'd just never get to it. Either way, it was time to fall asleep, listening to the sounds of Meg's shouting. It was a great night.

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Okay, that took me over a month to crank out, but its finally done! 14 pages, done! I've had projects up to my neck. School ends in a few days and I'm still being packed with homework. I have 1 final presentation. I'm so glad I can relax. You got your Inuyasha in a bunny suit… but sorry it all stunk like the fiery odor of 1,000 sweaty people.