Meals with Kai and Tala

By; DaCow Takao

------------------

Lunch with Kai and Tala

-----------------

Kai and Tala sat down at a large table in one of Voltaire's huge dining rooms, the two were about to have lunch together. Of course, not because they wanted to, but because there was an arrangement between the people who had adopted Tala, and Kai's grandfather, so the two were suppose to get to know each other and hopefully be business partners when they got older.

Tala glared at Kai from across the table, he was starting to lose his patience as he waited for Kai's new waiter, Rei, to come and ask what they wanted for lunch.

"So Tala how have you been lately?" Kai asked in an 'interested' tone of manner.

"Oh, very good," Tala answered, putting on a 'sincere' smile.

The two fell into silence as they continued to wait for Rei.

Rei slowly made his way into the room, eyes wide as he took everything in, he turned to the two in a sort of daze," What would you like for lunch?"

"I want a coke-"

Before Kai could continue, he was interrupted by Tala.

"Coke? What so you can stunt your growth even more?"

Kai glared at him," I'd like a coke, and a… salad."

"Ok, and what do you want Tala?" Rei asked, turning to the said redhead.

"I want chocolate milk-" Tala began before he was interrupted.

"Tala wouldn't that be breaking your diet?"

"I want Chocolate /Low fat/ milk, and a hamburger." Tala corrected

Kai smiled in triumph as Tala told Rei what he wanted.

"Ok, I'll be back with your food in a moment." Rei said, as he wandered off to the kitchen.

Kai and Tala stared at each other, before Kai finally broke the ice.

"So, have you been sucking up to Boris lately?" Kai asked.

"No Kai, I haven't." Tala answered, forcing a smile onto his face.

"Oh, that's interesting..." Kai mused.

"So Kai, have been getting all the attention you need lately, or has your emo, or what ever you call it, act not worked?"

Kai thought for a moment," Now that you mention it Tala, I've been getting a lot of attention lately."

"Wow."

Rei then walked back into the room," Ok, here's your food." He set kai's food in front of him, and the rest in front of Tala.

"Thank you." The two said, glaring at each other. Rei hurried out of the room, not wanting to get caught in the middle of one of their fights.

The two where too busy glaring at each other, Kai didn't notice he had grabbed Tala's chocolate milk until he drank it.

"Disgusting!" he shouted before placing the glass back down on the table and pushing it towards Tala.

Tala smirked evilly," Ha, remember what chocolate milk does to you Kai?"

"No," Kai answered, a confused look on his face.

"Of course you don't..."

----------------

By the time Rei had walked back into the room to get their plates, Kai was jumping around the room, and Tala was laughing his head off.

"What's going on?" Rei asked, half confused, half shocked.

"Kai drank some of my chocolate milk." Tala, managed to say in between fits of laughter.

Kai ran over to Rei," I want chocolate milk!"

Before Rei could say anything to him, Kai ran out of the room, a clattering of pans and other things falling could be heard coming from kitchen shortly after.

Rei hurried in, Tala following behind. Tala started laughing as he watched Kai throw everything around on his search for chocolate milk.

"No stop!" Rei cried as he ran in, trying to pull Kai away.

Kai quickly got away from Rei and started jumping around chanting," I want chocolate milk!"

Rei tried to think of what to do, as Tala was on the floor laughing behind him. Kai finally got tired of jumping up and down and asking for chocolate milk, so he ran out of the kitchen and into the living room. He started tearing everything apart, and breaking everything in sight," I want chocolate milk!" He yelled.

Tala then stopped laughing as he watched Kai break all of his video game he had brought over," Rei, do something!" He yelled.

"I don't know what to do!"

Kai continued to run about the huge house and destroy everything.

"Some one help us!" Tala yelled.

A servant soon ran over," What's the matter sir…" He then looked around the house." What happened?" He asked.

"Kai is destroying everything, and it's all Rei's fault!" Tala exclaimed.

Rei gasped," How is it my fault?" He asked.

"I don't know it just is!"

Kai ran by, to fast for the servant or Rei to catch him. Rei, Tala, and the servant watched Kai run around the house continuously, chanting that he wanted chocolate milk. Finally he grew tired and fell down, he quickly fell asleep.

"Well that wasn't to hard." Tala noted blankly.

"Yeah, to you since your not the one who has to clean this up!" Rei yelled in frustration.

The servant stood up, a look of shock on his face." Who ever knew, such a well behaved and quiet person could cause such a mess."

Rei and the other servant, along with the help of their fellow workers, cleaned the house up before Kai woke back up.

When Kai did, Tala was standing over him," Have a nice nap?" He asked, trying to hide his anger.

"What?" Kai asked, not knowing what was going on.

"You owe me money for everything of mine you broke!"

"I didn't break anything of yours!" Kai protested.

Tala sighed," Fine, I'll have to take the money from you later…."

--------------------

And thus, their lives continue, and anyone who saw the destruction Kai caused never thought of giving him chocolate milk ever again, not even Tala.

Kai runs up," I didn't do anything, I'm telling you!"

--------------------

Ok, well there's the second one, I'll have the thrid one up tomorrow!

Until then, please review!

- DaCow Takao