Noobs and Rookies and basic facts of halo

How to tell who's a Noob

1. When you see a Noob with a sniper and they try and hit another player, there is a one in a four chance they will get a hit.

2. I f they get a one kill shot with a weapon they will say "Head shot!" In this instance, you must kill that Noob and offend him or tell him politely that he is a Noob and should not say head shot. (This even means if he is on your team.)

3. A Noob is mostly spotted when you call them out and their name has more than four digits. I f you do get this, then ask for a nickname or kill him.

4. Noob combo is a classic. Noob combo is using charged plasma pistols to take out their shields and then shoot you in the head with a pistol, carbine, sniper rifle and or battle rifle. If you see this, kill the Noob quickly and with skill. If you do this then please expect to be killed and be a player on everyone's hit list and that could include your team mates.

5. Sometimes a Noob might follow you everywhere because his lack of confidence in skills. If this happens then bring him to the action immediately and make him show you what he's got.

6. Never let a Noob handle a rocket launcher unless they are level 10 and above. They could betray by misjudging the splash damage of a rocket. If one already have one, then wait for his death and take his weapon since they hold the weapon like it's their life.

7. Noobs can be seen, doing something very dumb. They hold their best weapon out. ( example: holding onto a energy sword) This will make them easy sniper targets so you must advise them, if they are to use their best weapons then keep it hidden and bring it out when its best range can be fully utilized.

8. Noobs sometime challenges levels higher then them. Now, me and callofduty or grunt goodness, discussed this. You could be one of the best players on earth but the thing abut peoples rank is their experience plus a little factor. The factor may be true or not but to Halo 2 Xbox live players this may seem a true statement. You could be a complete shit level 40 but beat a awesome level 5. In a sense it's like putting on a handicap and as such. Being a level, it would be impossible to kill a level 40 first. Unless you snipe them in the head or rocket them, dead on, then they will live through almost everything else.

9. A Noob is seen when they don't know the Halo story line, you must heavily enforce the fact that they must complete the campaign before even thinking playing this.

10. And finally, a Noob will not know how to do a super jump or even what it is and will constantly pester you about how to do it. (Anyone can do it, however you need to make sure your Xbox visual settings are on pal 60 or else it won't work.)

That is all for now. These theories were put into practice and will be shown on youtube But I cannot give a definite date. Please review to post things about Noobs I have not mentioned or things you think are wrong. I would also suggest to check out Soulguards And grunty goodness' halo fictions.

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