A/N: Okay so here's Chap five. I always have fun writing and I haven't in a while so this might actually end up really long! crosses fingers hopefully I'm so hyped up on Japanese pop music that I think I'm going to start talking Japanese any second…
Chapter Five: You've got issues
Duo walked over to Heero #1 and kinda stared for a moment. Heero #1 stared right back.
"So what are you planning to do now?" Heero #1 asked finally after staring at Duo. Duo finally had to look away.
"I'm not sure. You got any ideas Quatre?"
Quatre was standing as far away from Duo as possible with a towel wrapped around himself. He dripped a large circle on the floor. He stared at Duo as if wishing his head would suddenly explode. Duo took the hint and stared back.
"Sorry Quatre. When Trowa gets back, we'll make whatever you want for dinner."
Heero #1 looked up at the ceiling at that moment as if hearing something. He walked past them and headed up the stairs.
"I think Trowa is home," he called down the stairs. Duo and Quatre looked at each other before bounding towards the stairs at the same time. They reached the stairs and collided with each other shoving to get up first. Duo ended up shoving Quatre down the stairs and ran towards the kitchen. Duo ended up face to face with a straight faced Trowa.
"What's going on?" Trowa asked as Duo tumbled down the stairs landing on Quatre. They both stared up at him and he helped them both up.
"Nothing why?" They both stammered.
Trowa led them up the stairs and gestured to Heero #1 sitting at the table unpacking groceries. He looked up at them .
"What?" He asked, throwing a container to Quatre who caught it and put it in the cabinet.
"Yeah what he said. That's the real Heero, Trowa. The 'crazy one' is down in the basement still wrapped up in duct tape."
Trowa stared silently at Heero #1 for a few seconds. Then said, "Prove it, Duo."
Duo looked horrified. Heero just continued on with his chore. Quatre was expressionless. Trowa stared at Duo waiting for an answer.
"So what'll it be? To prove or not to prove?" Trowa crossed his arms and waited.
Duo finally gave in, "Fine. Watch…" Duo swiftly walked out of the room. He came back holding Heero's laptop computer. He coughed and grabbed a can of soda from the table. Heero looked up and turned to face Duo. His eyes widened and then narrowed. He reached for his belt. Duo slowly opened the can and-
"DO AND DIE MAXWELL!"
Duo froze for a total of two seconds before continuing with his deed. Heero moved so fast only Duo saw what was coming. Before he could do anything Heero shot the can from his hand, spewing soda everywhere. Duo screeched and ran in the opposite direction. The commotion from the chase echoed through the small house. Quatre and Trowa stood silently waiting for one of them, if not both, to come screeching to a halt in front of them. Heero was the first to return.
"So is that enough proof for you now? Oh and by the way, you might want to get out that hole filling stuff."
Quatre smiled and walked into the living room where he found Duo curled in a ball on the couch. There were bullet holes everywhere and the couch had spewed its contents. Lamps and tables were thrown about the room. Quatre sighed and bent to pick up a broken lamp from the floor.
"Way to take one for the team Duo."
Duo unfolded himself and flopped onto his back.
"Sure, no prob…. ow," Duo closed his eyes and sighed. He stood up slowly, wincing painfully. Quatre went about cleaning and Duo knew he couldn't be bothered so he snuck into the kitchen. Heero and Trowa were still putting away groceries. Heero glanced up slightly as he entered the room and Trowa looked up at him.
"Nice to see that you're still alive. Want to go check on the prisoner. I can hear him banging around downstairs."
"Geez you must have really good hearing..." Duo said quietly. Trowa looked at him puzzled.
"What was that?" Trowa asked. Duo shrugged and went down the stairs to the "dungeon".
When he got down there Heero #2 was laying on his side. He was trying to suck in air through his duct tape gag and having no luck. Duo bent down and ripped the tape off. Heero #2 screamed before trying to bite Duo's retreating hand.
"Hey now! That's not very nice!" Duo said standing up.
Heero #2 pouted angrily up at him from the floor. "Well you should untie me. After all, I didn't do anything. You're so mean Duo. Since when were you so...so ... mean?" Heero #2's eyes swelled with tears and he sniffed loudly.
Duo pointed down at him, "If you start crying I might do something even more mean to you."
Heero #2 looked up at him and sniffed, tears disappearing.
"That's better. Now perk up. It's almost time for dinner!" Duo said happily as he put the duct tape back over Heero #2's mouth. He righted the chair and waved as he walked back up the stairs. He walked up halfway before running into something. He backed up a step and looked at the obstacle. It was Wufei. Duo sighed, he did not want to explain this again.
A/N: Look I was right! Much longer. Oh goody! More confusion! Right now all I can imagine in my head is Heero #1 scowling as Heero #2 hands him a bright pink t-shirt that says, "#1". Of course Heero #2 would be wearing an identical one that says, "#2".. Ah I must draw this now...
