Ch 1
Thor was in Muspelheim, chained in a cage.
"Now I know what you're thinking 'Oh no Thor's in a cage how did this happen?" Thor said. "Well, sometimes you need to get captured to get a straight answer out of somebody. You see, I'm a bit of a hero. I spent some time on Earth, fought a Nazi terroist group, some robots, and saved the planet a few times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things, didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction which led me all the way here into this cage where I met you."
Thor was actually talking to a skeleton whose jaw fell off.
"How much longer do you think we'll be here?" Thor asked.
Then the bottom of the cage broke and Thor's chain unwrapped, stopping before he hit the ground. Surtur, a giant Fire Demon, was sitting on a throne across from him.
"Thor, Son of Odin." Surtur growled.
"Surtur, son of a bitch. You're still alive." Thor said. "I thought my father killed you half a million years ago."
"I cannot die not until I destroy Asgard." Surtur replied.
"It's funny you mentioned that because I've been having these terrible visions of Asgard going up in flames and you are at the center of all of them." Thor said.
"Then you have seen Ragnarok." Surtur said. "The fall of Asgard-"
"Hang on. I'll be back around shortly." Thor cut in as his chain was spinning. "I'm not even moving, it's just doing this on it's own."
Eventually he turned back around.
"Okay, walk me through it."
"When my crown is in the Eternal Flame, I shall tower over the mountains and bury my sword deep into Asgard's core." Surtur explained.
"Okay, so you're gonna put your crown into the Eternal Flame and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house?"
"A mountain."
"Well, if you want the Eternal Flame so bad, it's well guarded and safe on Asgard thanks to Odin so, sorry." Thor said.
"Odin is not on Asgard." Surtur replied.
Thor was stunned. Why the heck would Odin not be on Asgard?
"And your absence has left the throne defenseless."
"Okay, so where is the crown?" Thor asked.
"This is the crown. The source of my power." Surtur said, pointing to a big pointy crown on his head.
"Oh, that's it. I thought it was a big eyebrow." Thor replied. "Okay, so I just have to rip it off your head, no problem."
"You cannot defeat me." Surtur said. "Why try?"
"Because that's what heroes do." Thor replied and stretched out his hand but nothing happened. "Wait, I didn't time it right."
Then he broke free of his chains and Mjolnir came to him.
"I will squash you like a fire beetle." Surtur said.
"I don't even know what that is." Thor said before he started bashing Fire Demons with his hammer. Then he threw his hammer which smashed down more Fire Demons before returning to his hand. Thor then charged at Surtur, dodging his fireballs and jets of fire before he battered up the Fire Demon with swings from Mjolnir and zapped him with lightning bolts. With a quick strike, Thor hit Surtur in the jaw with his hammer, sending him flying back. Surtur used his Twilight Sword to shoot flames at Thor who twirled his hammer around, using the wind to keep Surt's flames off of him. Thor jumped up and hit Surtur over the head. Thor jumped to a ledge and used his hammer to knock Surtur's crown off, sucking the Fire Demon into it as the crown fell. Thor picked up the crown before he blasted his way out of the cave.
"Heimdall, the Bifrost, please." Thor said.
After waiting for a few minutes, nothing happened.
"Heimdall, come on!"
Then a giant Fire Dragon came out of the cave and chased Thor through the air. The Fire Dragon was about to eat Thor but the Bifrost appeared. Thor was teleported back to his home and the Fire Dragon was decapitated, it's head going in, too. In the Bifrost Chamber, Thor teleported inside and Skurge and 2 girls got splashed with dragon blood. The head slid toward them and they screamed and ran off.
"Who are you?" Thor asked when he got back up.
"I am Skurge, the new Bifrost Keeper. We fought together on Vanaheim, don't you remember?" Skurge said.
"Yeah." Thor replied. He definitely did not but that wasn't important now. "Where's Heimdall?"
"He's a traitor. Odin charged Heimdall with negligence of duty but he disappeared before the trial." Skurge explained.
Then Thor flew off.
"Wait! Only I can announce you to Odin!" Skurge said. Skurge groaned. He hoped he wouldn't lose his job.
