Girl Power

A/M: So here's another chapter for you people. There hasn't been much of the other Espadas so I thought I'd bring a couple more of them into it. Hope you don't mind :P Oh and thoughts are in italics he he

"Hey there sexy."

"Um...hi Nnoitra. W-What are you doing here?"

"Well you see I was just wondering something."

"Oh? Wondering what?"

"What time those legs of yours open?"

"I...I..."

It was at this point that the now blushing and incredibly uncomfortable woman was saved by a certain curator. One who was really pissed off and had incredibly strong punches. After sending the fifth espada flying into a different dimension, he turned to look at his charge. "Are you ok woman?"

Orihime's blush deepened. "Yeah...I just feel a bit...uncomfortable..."

"I only ask because it is my duty to Lord..."

"Yeah...I know Ulqui." She sighed.

His eyes scanned her body for any signs of injury. Finding none, he put his hands back in his pockets. "You should be more careful around him. Being under my protection does not exempt you from his attempts to harm you."

"I know I know..."

"If you were to come to any harm Lord Aizen and I..."

"Would be very disappointed, yeah yeah. Wait...did you say..."

"I have duties to attend to, goodbye." His SonĂ­do had never had a greater use.

Orihime on the other hand was left alone once more. "Gahh what do I do?! I mean he's clearly not going to stop and Ulquiorra won't be there all the time for me, so what do I do when he's not around?! Come on Orihime think! Think!"

-At dinner that night-

"Hey babe, how's it going?"

"N-Nnoitra can you please stop doing this to m-..."

"So I heard of this new position opening up around here. You interested?"

"W-What new position?"

"Chief cock sucker. I think you'd be perfect for the job."

The groan that came from Halibel's mouth was almost ear shattering. "Some of us are trying to eat here so how about shutting up?"

His eye quickly turned to the other woman in the room. "Well so am I, just my meal is gonna be a hell of a lot more tasty. Mind if I snack on you aft-..." He stopped mid sentence when he realised she was looking at him. "Um...I mean...sorry." Bowing his head, the fifth espada returned to his food, hands shaking and eye wide.

"That was amazing! How did she do that?!" Turning to Ulquiorra, who as always was sitting right next to her, she asked "Did you just see that?!" before realising her mistake.

"Woman, my eyes..."

"See everything!" She sighed. "But yeah...how did she do that?!"

The fourth espada frowned. "Do what exactly?"

"Get Nnoitra to shut up? I mean I've been trying for weeks and I've made no progress at all!"

"The reason is simple."

"What is it then?!" Orihime let out an exasperated cry that made everyone at the table turn to look at her.

"Did Doll Face find the wrong hole there?" Grimmjow asked with a smirk, but was immediately KO'd by Aizen's glare.

After a short string of apologies and excuses the rest of the table went back to their meals, allowing Orihime to ask the question again. Ulquiorra's only response was "Nobody wishes to be eaten by a shark. Such a thing is insanity of the highest order."

"Guess I'll just ask her after the meal then." The ginger thought, eyeing up the female espada with utter adoration for the first time since she'd arrived in Las Noches.

-After the meal-

"Her room is around here somewhere I think. Maybe its the one..."

"You ok there Orihime?"

She almost jumped out of her skin. "Eeep Szayel don't do that! You almost gave me a heart attack!"

The pink haired man laughed. "Well maybe if you weren't sneaking about around this side of the fortress I wouldn't be scaring you. Speaking of which what brings you over here?"

Orihime blushed and began playing with her hair. Most of the arrancar in Las Noches were kind of dicks about most things, but for some reason she felt like she could trust this one. Maybe it was because he had cool glasses. "Erm...I was looking for Halibel to ask for advice about..."

"Nnoitra?" He finished and she nodded in surprise. "Figures. I'm surprised it took you this long to try and sort that creep out. You know, I'm working on this new serum that might..."

"Thanks but I kinda want to sort this out myself. Well, with some help from Halibel too but mostly by myself...wait, I thought you and him worked together on something?"

"Yeah but he's still a creep." Fidgeting around, he pulled a small can out of his pocket and gave it to her. "Take this. It's experimental still so it may not be too great, but if he ever tries anything too bad just hit him with that in the face."

"Um...thanks." She replied. "S-So where is..."

He laughed again then pointed down the corridor. "Hers is the third one down there on the left. Have to warn you though, she may be a bit...difficult."

Orihime swallowed. "Difficult how...?" She asked but he was already gone. Sighing, she walked down to the door and knocked on it three times.

"Gin for the last time I'm not going to..." The espada started as she opened the door but stopped when she saw the human. "Huh...why are you here?"

"Um...I came here to ask for some..."

"Ask me again in five minutes." She told her, slamming the door and going back to doing nothing.

Five minutes later, a knock came and the same mumbled request was said. "Ask me again in an hour." Was the response.

Exactly one hour later, Halibel heard a knock on her door. Slightly smiling, she opened it to find a half asleep Orihime standing there. "I'm going to hazard a guess that this is important?"

"Y-Yeah." Orihime stuttered. "It's just...well...I saw what you did earlier..."

Before she knew it Halibel had her pinned up against the wall, zanpacto out and ready to slit throats. "You saw nothing, hear me?! What I do in my own time with vegetables is my own..."

"I meant at the dinner table!" The human screamed, sending them both into an awkward silence for about a minute. "You...stopped Nnoitra bothering you..."

"Of course I did! That was when I was eating the vegetables and that was what I was talking about!" Halibel would have been blushing at this point if she wasn't a total badass. "So what; you wish to know how I did it?!" Orihime nodded. "Well its because I've kicked his ass so many times in the past for it his tiny brain has managed to realise that if he does it again, I'll break some more of his bones."

"I...see..." The ginger girl sighed, smile dropping from her face. "So I'm hopeless then."

The espada frowned. "Hopeless? What makes you say that?"

Orihime looked her in the eye. "Well because I can't beat him up like you! If I hit him I'd probably break my hand or something!"

Halibel laughed. "That is true, but that doesn't mean you should give up. Besides, you know his weak spots."

"Weak spots?" The girl looked at her confused.

"Well he's a guy. A damned sicko of one, but a guy none the less. Just hit him a couple of times in between the legs and he'll get the message."

"Oh there..." Her blush intensified, making the shark grin some more.

"And cut that out too! The whole shy thing! You're a strong woman and you should be proud of it!"

"I...I am...?"

"Damn right! You've survived this long around all those idiots haven't you?" Orihime nodded as a small smile crept to her face. "Speaking of which your boyfriend..."

"Woman why are you out of bed this late?" The curator appeared, as usual, out of nowhere.

"I was..."

"And why are you on this side of the stronghold? You must have realised by now that this side is not where your room is."

"I was talking to Halibel!" She squeaked, a lot less authoritative that she would have liked. "Besides there's no curfew for me as long as I don't try anything weird right?"

He thought about it for a moment. "I suppose you are correct."

"So why are you here then?" The third espada asked, quirking an eyebrow.

Again he took a moment to think. "I...am unsure."

"Were you worried about me Ulqui?" Orihime asked.

"Yes." The curator answered, not wanting to keep stalling the conversation out of fear Halibel would mock him. "Now are you done or...?"

"She'll be done when she's done." Halibel told him. "Now kindly piss off. We're having a girl talk."

He frowned. "What is a girl talk?"

"Figure it out in your own time genius," She snarled. "now leave!"

Had Ulquiorra been in his second release he would have left with his tail between his legs, but since that wasn't the case he simply blinked a few times before vanishing again. Orihime turned to look at her new found friend. "C-Can you teach me to do that?"

Halibel's grin returned to her face. "All in due time my student, all in due time..."

-The next day-

"Hey there tits! How's it...?"

"Go away Nnoitra."

The fifth espada stopped, thoroughly puzzled. "The fuck did you just say?!"

"I said go away Nnoitra." Orihime repeated, putting more force into her words this time. "Ohhhh maybe this wasn't such a good idea!"

Moving all seven foot of himself, he pivoted to tower over the small girl. "I think you've got the wrong idea about all this. Ya know, having a say in the matter."

"Shit shit shit shit shit!" Orihime thought. "Ok what did Halibel tell you to do?! Oh yeah..." Stepping forward a little, she brought her knee up to connect with his groin.

Now his skin was indeed very hard, and her knee did hurt afterwards, but not as much as his balls were hurting. "Ahh you bitch!" He bent forwards slightly, narrowly missing head butting her into the floor.

"Now leave me alone a-and don't come back!" She yelled, pulling out the small spray Szayel had given her and spraying it in his face.

Immediately he lost vision in his eyes, which also began to burn. "GAAAAHH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!" He swung his zanpacto out wildly, destroying the corridor and causing him to lose his balance. In the end he ended up flat on his arse clutching his eyes in pain. "I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU AND...!"

"Leave her alone for the rest of forever." Halibel finished for him, casually strolling leaning against a section of wall that wasn't destroyed by his rampage. "Now beat it before I beat you."

Scrambling to his feet, the fifth espada fled the scene in disgrace. Orihime of course jumped with joy. "Yey it worked! Thank you so so much Hali!"

"Don't sweat it." She replied before turning round and walking off in the opposite direction to Nnoitra. "Well done by the way. Oh and next time he gives you any trouble..." She turned and winked at the ginger. "...tell me. I'll set him straight."

"Will do!" Orihime beamed back, glad to be free of it all.

-At lunch that day-

"Orihime..."

The girl turned to find Nnoitra shuffling uncomfortably in his seat. "What is it Nnoitra?"

"I...apologise. For the whole..."

"No problem!" She told him with a smile. "Now can you pass me that leg please?"

The entire table stopped eating and groaned at the comment. Nnoitra, however, instinctively grinned and winked at her. "Only if you pass me yours first."

Instantly Halibel appeared behind his chair. "Couldn't even make it ten seconds could you?"

Nnoitra let out a small squeak. "I...it was automatic...I didn't..."

The beating he got that day was something he would never forget. Nor would anyone else at the table forget it. He really should have kept his mouth shut.

A/N: Another one done! I'm not sure what I should write for my next chapter, so any suggestions would be awesome :P