Movie Night 2

A/N: With Infinity War out, I only thought it fair to even the Marvel/DC odds for the gang. Spoilers for Infinity War in case anyone hasn't seen it yet (even though its been out for ages). Lets see if Tousen can survive this time…

"For the last time Gin, the hogyoku is not an infinity stone."

"Are ya sure tho? Like, have ya asked Thanos about it?"

"Gin Thanos does not exist. He is a fictional character created by…"

"So ya haven't asked him?"

"…I see where this is going, and I will not indulge you." Aizen's shoulders fell slightly as he finished writing his movie predictions on a piece of paper. After the Dark Knight Rises Debacle (as it had become known throughout Las Noches), the Man who would Surpass God felt the need to prove to his subordinates that his powers were real. "I am finished."

Gin's smile widened. "Final chance; sure ya don't wanna check Wikipedia?" There was a great debate as to how to test his powers. And by debate I mean Gin and Aizen arguing in front of everyone else about to avoid spoilers while the rest of them took cover behind pillars and chairs.

Aizen chuckled. "I am sure. Now do you wish to check through for forgery or duplicate copies?" After much destruction, Orihime came up with an acceptable test. Aizen would write his prediction in front of everybody before the movie began, and Gin himself would closely observe to see whether or not foul play was at hand. A solution, I may add, that saved many many MANY arrancar lives.

"Well…" The Silver Fox pondered for a moment, then snatched the paper and sealed it. "I trust ya Capt'n Aizen, don't worry!"

"Can we just get on with it already? Shit man I've waited all week for this!" Grimmjow yelled, echoing the sentiment of almost everyone there. The weekly build-up of the marvel cinematic universe had sparked an interest in each and every one of them, and now that it had come to this climactic point they could hardly contain themselves.

Literally in the case of Zommari, who responded by throwing up on the spot due to, as he put it, "None…none mushroom related issues." He quickly sonido'd out of the room before the others could shout at him and was not seen for another week.

"Ahhh fucking great, now there's this shit everywhere!" Nnoitora cried, kicking a sick-covered seat into oblivion. "How longs this gonna take to…huh?"

Faster than a speeding Grimmjow who had seen cat treats, Szayel snapped his fingers and his micro-hollows got to work cleaning up. "I have waited ALL WEEK for this STUPID FILM and NO SICKO IS GONNA RUIN IT!"

Nnoitora cautiously eyed up his pink haired companion. "You…ok there…man?"

Szayel's eyes flashed at him. "Ohhh I'm fine. Reeeeaaaalll fine. Tell me, do you know how many spoilers are on the internet?"

"I don't…"

"I DO! I AVOIDED EVERY ONE OF THEM! FOR SEVEN! FUCKING! DAYS!" His reiatsu aura sparked menacingly and everyone around him slowly backed away. "I MEAN, WHO EVEN POSTS THIS SHIT?! WHO ACTIVELY GOES OUT TO…" He took a deep breath and snapped his fingers again to send his micro-hollows, who had done an exceptionally good job at cleaning, back to his laboratory. "It's done. Can we watch this now?"

"Those hollows seem useful…" Tousen began but thought it best to leave that conversation for later. "Ahem. We shall begin the scheduled movie night now. Everyone, take your assigned…" Everyone sat down wherever they were. "…right. We shall begin."

"Ohhh I hope no one dies!" Orihime squealed, almost spilling her popcorn everywhere.

Ulquiorra shot her a sideways glance. "You realise that the entire film series until now has led up to the expected deaths of the majority of this cast?"

The ginger girl nodded tearfully. "Yeah but I'm in denial…"

"Ahhh it'll be fine!" Grimmjow laughed, patting her on the head. "It's Disney; they never do dark shit like character de-…" The film opened onto the deaths of the majority of the Asgardian race. "…maybe it's a projection by Loki?"

"As much as I appreciate Loki," Aizen calmly stated, "I do not think he is capable of sustaining such an illusion, unlike myself."

Right on queue Loki's neck got snapped, prompting a loud "FUUUUUUUUCK!" from Halibel and Lilynette, the latter of who was taken outside for the remainder of the film for her potty mouth. Also so Starrk could get some alone time. God he needed alone time.

"…meh." Ulquiorra shrugged then turned to his charge. "Will this film cause you exceptional dis-…I see."

Orihime was already hiding behind her hands. "WHY RUSSO WHY?!"

"Which one?" Szayel asked before he was shushed. The film continued to weave it stories, enthralling and appalling the audience there throughout in equal measure.

For example, upon seeing Cull Obsidian Yammy was so happy that he almost released himself. In more ways than one. "YESSS FIGHT THE HULK! DO IT! GIVE THE GREEN MONSTER REDEMPTION FOR GETTING HIS…why's he in the arctic?"

Meanwhile Ulquiorra took an interest in Proxima Midnight and Corvus Glaive. "They seem well adjusted to battle and have chosen adequate weapons."

"Yeah but that other dude had mind powers!" Grimmjow chipped in. "Reckon he'd kick all their asses."

"…a well-aimed spear will kill its target."

"He could just catch the spear though then throw it back? Or he could shove it up their asses as they throw it with his mind powers?"

"…the stealth of Glaive could…"

"Mind powers are cooler."

"Incorrect. I see the flaws in your logic and as you well know…"

"I DON'T WANNA SEE VISION DIE!" Orihime cried, stunning them both into silence. "HE'S TOO NICE WITH SCARLETT WITCH; THE SHIP MUST SURVIVE!"

"Got some bad news for ya then…" Gin laughed but he was silenced by Tousen.

"The others shall save them. It is too early in the film for justice to fail."

Gin blinked, which basically meant he screwed his eyelids shut tighter then relaxed them. I know…weird… "Ya expecting 'em to lose?"

The former captain nodded. "This Thanos character seems too proficient at his job. I'm sure this is just the side show while his plans come to fruition."

"I dunno…" Szayel ventured, "All he's done for the last few films is have his plans fail. Reminds me of all Baraggan's attempts to kill Aizen."

"That's cheap coming from you 'scientist'. How many experiments have worked?"

Szayel laughed. "Trust me, I have a lot more working that you have, old man."

It was the wink that caused the former king to lunge, but he was sadly in the presence of not one but several beings more powerful than him, all of whom wanted to watch the film. It took exactly 0.432 seconds to restrain him, tie him up and decorate him in flowers. "What the…?"

"Shut ya trap; it's not done!" Gin told him before giving him a look that would chill even Hitsugaya's Bankai.

And so, silence was held. Well, at least until the finale, with all the hero's battling on Titan and in Wakanda respectively. With the exception of Aizen and Ulquiorra, everyone was on the edge of their seats.

"KICK THEIR ASS CAT MAN!"

"BUILD THIS BLUE ASSHOLE A GRAVE IRON MAN!"

"FORGE THE WEAPON AND PROVE YOU'RE THE STRONGEST THOR!"

It was all going so well until Szayel turned off his Marvel vision and started analysing the fight. "Wait, why didn't they just amputate his arm with Strange's magic?"

"He's got the reality stone, remember?"

"True, but he's asleep. He can't seem to use any…NO! NO YOU STAY AWAY STUPID SPACE MAN!"

But Peter Quill didn't listen, and the plan was foiled. Slowly but surely, Thanos beat his way back to Earth to retrieve the final stone.

"BUT VISION ISN'T…" Orihime squealed, but it was too late. As his Mind Stone was destroyed, so was her ship. "Ulqui?"

The fourth espada looked at her. "Yes woman?"

"…I don't…" She began but was interrupted by Halibel screaming "I DON'T NEED THIS NEGATIVITY IN MY LIFE!" and rage quitting the film, the room and sobriety for the day.

Grimmjow looked at her. "Least he didn't die in vain right?" Right on cue, Thanos reversed time and took the stone anyway. "…I mean…least they…um…. tried?"

"And failed." Nnoitora grumbled until Thor impaled Thanos with his axe. "I TAKE IT BACK, GET SOME YOU BLUE BITCH! ASGUARD FOREVER!"

Alas Thanos survived to snap his fingers, and so half the Marvel Universe died.

"Idiot…" Szayel mumbled. "That's twice now they missed his hand. DAMMIT DISNEY USE YOUR STAR WARS SIDE TO TAKE THEIR HANDS!"

But no one heard. Everyone else there was captivated by the deaths of so many superheroes they knew and had grown to love.

"CAT MAN NOOOOOOOO!"

"NOT AGAIN GROOT!"

"YEAH SUCK IT STAR LORD YOU INCOMPETENT TOOL!" Everyone turned to look at the surprisingly enraged Commander Tousen, who was swearing at the TV. "What? The fool cost them victory?"

"No this is all part of Strange's…" Szayel started but then Spider Man died. "…ok hell no."

"My…my sweet boy…" Orihime croaked and hugged the espada beside her. "HE WAS TOO YOUNG!"

Grimmjow held her in response, also crying. "BUT HIS WEB SHOOTERS?! HE WAS SO COOL AND YOUNG! DAMN YOU!"

Ulquiorra meanwhile stared stone faced at the screen, unreadable. He did, however, give Orihime's hand a slight squeeze as a sign that he felt their pain. Or, he felt the pain of her squeezing his hand too hard at least.

The team were silent for the rest of the credits, processing their loss. At the final reveal of Captain Marvel, Szayel began to storm out, screaming "OH GREAT, AND NOW I HAVE TO GO ONLINE TO LOOK UP WHAT THAT MEANS!"

"Actually, there is no need." Aizen halted him, standing up and applauding. "A good viewing with many turns. Exciting, but predictable to one with my talents. Gin?"

The Silver Fox joined him in standing. "Results time!" He announced, and momentarily all loss and excitement in the room were gone. The room gathered round to read the letter, and sure enough it was an incredibly accurate account of the events they had just witness, right down to the teasers and actor names.

"CAPTAIN MARVEL?!" Szayel cried, "DAMMIT, NOW I HAVE TO CHECK ONLINE FOR WHO SHE IS!"

Aizen smirked. "There, are you all satisfied with my power? Gin held the letter from the start, and observed me and my browsing beforehand to ensure…"

"Ya sword."

The ruler of Las Noches quirked an eyebrow. "What was that?"

"Ya zanpacto. Ya could've switched th' results at any point. Or, ya could've used it on us before th' film started!"

"Gin that's…"

"Hell, ya could've just shown us a blank wall then pretended that was th' film!"

Aizen stopped smiling. "You planned this."

Gin grinned sweetly, "Me? Nah, I'd never get one over on dear Capt'n Aizen."

By this point the rest of the room had managed to sneak back to the door in a desperate attempt to escape whatever mayhem was about to ensure, and as soon as Aizen's reiatsu spiked the Espada fled for their lived.

-Several hours of torturing Gin later-

"Well…at least he didn't lie to us." Szayel sighed, looking away from his monitor. "Shame about all the deaths though."

"…my ships…" Orihime croaked, sniffling out the last few tears.

"Yes yes they're dead, now leave." The pink haired espada said, ushering them quickly out of the door. "I have conspiracy theories to watch and I'm behind enough as it is."

As the door shut behind them, she looked up to Ulquiorra. "Are you…ok?"

The fourth espada gazed steadily in front of them. "Vengence."

"Ulqui?"

He glanced down at her. "I will have vengeance for the tree man and the man of siders."

For the first time since the film ended, the redhead laughed. "Ahh but it's not real. Besides, Grimmy's right. They never kill them off for good." The pair continued walking down the corridors to their sleeping quarters for a bit, until her curiosity won out. "How…would you get them back? And why?"

Ulquiorra gave a fraction of a smile. "It is obvious. I am the night."

A/N: Hope you guys liked this one! I quite enjoyed the film myself and when the sequel comes out I fancy doing the next part of this!