Ichiraku presents, "Real Shinobi of Genius."

Real Shinobi of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Spandex Wearing Ninja Guy.

Mr. Spandex Wearing Ninja Guy.

To you bright green, skin tight clothes don't say "Turn around and run." They say, "Look at me while I run."

I can't look right at you.

With bright orange leg warmers, and a bowl cut, you cut down on wind resistance anywhere you can.

Looook at how smooth.

And why do you do it? Because your sensei told you to . . . and you think he's cool. Oookay . . .

Eye of the beholder.

So scarf down a bowl, oh Beast of the Bad Fashion Sense. We would salute you face to face, but we're afraid you would cry and give us a hug.

Mr. Spandex Wearing Ninja Guy.

Ichiraku Ramen, Ichiraku Teuchi, Konohagakure no sato.