Ichiraku presents, "Real Shinobi of Genius."

Real Shinobi of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Sand Using Psycho Ninja Guy.

Mr. Sand Using Psycho Ninja Guy.

For you, the slightest displeasure warrants death. Which is fine, since it isn't yours.

Have I said how much I like you?

The tattoo that says love on your forehead must be some twisted joke. And we all had better be laughing . . . or else.

Ku-ku ku kuuuu.

All you do is kill and act psychotic, but still all the ladies love you, as long as they're not afraid.

The guys aren't so happy.

So scarf down a bowl, oh Sultan of the Psycho Sand. And who knows? Maybe some day you will be able to get a girlfriend, and not kill her.

Mr. Sand Using Psycho Ninja Guy.

Ichiraku Ramen, Ichiraku Teuchi, Konohagakure no sato.