Chapter 6 Zora Kingy

I am so sorry. I kinda got too involved in "Zelda: Fighting Demons," and forgot about this story. I kinda got bored too. So today, I just said "I gotta right more in this story." So I sat down, and all of a sudden wasn't bored any more! So now I am submitting this to you greatful readers whom I love so much. Enjoy.

"You have done wonderful to open up DodongoCongo's cavern," Darunia (the goron) said happily, roughly smacking Link on the back. "Now you can have the Superkity red stone."

Darunia raised his arms up towards the sky, and a red stone flew out of the air and hit Link in the head.

"You're welcome."

"Ouch!"

"Now go get the next stone."

"What next stone."

"You know," Darunia said. "The Superkitty blue stone of the Zora's."

"Who are the Zora's?"

"You know the guards at Hyrule Castle?"

"Yes."

"You know how they are always talking about their Mother's Brother?"

"Yes."

"The Zora king is their Mother's Brother."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"But I don't want another stone. I want a Big Mac-ayhosacawatchy."

"Good, well there is a McDonHyrulealds in Zora's Domain. Now off you go."

Link walked off with Navi. A few hours later, they were walking towards Zora's domain.

"So," Navi asked. "What do you think?"

"I don't know," Link said. "Looks like a pansy town if you ask me. Oof!"

Suddenly a big rock shot out from the river and pounded Link in the head.

"Ixnay on the ansypay," Navi said, looking up into the pool.

"Aaaaauuuuggggghhhh!" Link screamed. "An army of Octorocks!"

The Octorock's chased Link all the way to Zora's domain.

"Why are you chasing me?" Link said, trembling.

"Because you are a traitor to the cause of the Deku Scrubs!" one shouted.

"How did you..."

"The Deku Scrubs are our friends. Octorocks and Deku Scrubs live together in harmony."

"Well," Link said, "I'm afraid we have a problem. You see... uh. You see... Say, are you guy's cool about fire safety?"

"What?" the Octorock's all said in surprise.

"You know, cool about fire safety. Do you have smoke detectors in your houses?"

"Uh, no. We live underwater!"

"Well, you can't be too careful," Link said.

"He's right," one of the Octorock's said. "Lets go put some smoke detectors on the bottom of the river!"

The Octorocks then all ran off to do that, leaving Link and Navi standing there.

"Cool about fire safety?" Navi said. "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Where the heck did you get that?"

"The Great Dekunamenut tree was raving about smoke detectors one time," Link said.

"That's just pathetic."

Anyways, to make a long story short (as opposed to the alternative), Link and Navi went into Zora's domain.

"Hey buddy," one Zora said. "You wanna go diving for pennies?"

"Pennies?" Link said. "What the heck are pennies?"

"They are American Currency," the Zora said.

"What the heck is America?"

"Its this great place where they have McDonald's everywhere, and hot dog stands."

"Really? Sounds like a little slice of heaven to me."

"Yeah. Only problem is people hate the politicians there."

"Oh, well we love the King of Hyrule!"

"Oh yeah, and American Streets are paved with Gold," the Zora said.

"Wasn't that Heaven?"

"Well... yeah, your right. Heaven has streets paved with Gold. America has the asphalt streets. Dang! I keep getting them mixed up."

"Amazing that you'd get America mixed up with heaven."

"You should have seen the time I got Christmas mixed up with Mardi Gras. My stockings were full of green and purple necklaces, and plastic doubloons. And I left out some Boudin and Shrimp Cocktail out for Santa Claus. He even left a big thank you note. Thing is, he gets sick of Milk and Cookies all the time."

"Ooookay," Link said. "Can you tell me where McDonHyrulealds is?"

"Its over there," the Zora said, pointing.

"Thank you," Link said, before running into the restaurant.

"Welcome to McDonHyrulealds," the Zora at the counter said.

"You got any Big Mac-ayhosacawatchy's?"

"Naw, we're out of Big Mac-ayhosacawatchy's."

"You got any Big Dawg's Meals?"

"Naw, we're out of Big Dawg's Meals."

"You got any oil and salt infused cheeseburgers?"

"Naw, we're out of oil and salt infused cheeseburgers."

"You got any microwaveable French onions?"

"Naw, we're out of microwaveable French onions."

"Well, you got any Wookie pelts?"

"Wait a minute, I'll go check... Naw, we're out of Wookie pelts."

"Then what do you have?"

"All I got is this past the expiration date box of hot sauce infused fish."

"Then I'll take some of them."

So, Link, after much deliberation, bought the box of hot sauce infused fish. So, Link then continued on his quest, without the Big Mac-ayhosacawatchy.

"There's gotta be another McDonHyrulealds around here," Link said. "Maybe this hallway leads to another one."

No Link, you are very wrong. It actually lead to the Zora throne room, where the gigantic King of the Zora's lived.

"Hello," Link said. "Do you know where I can buy a Big Mac-ayhoscacawatchy?"

"Princess Ruto!" The King screamed, foaming at the mouth. "Where the heck are you! Get over here and clean up this mess in your room! Now!"

"Oookay," Link said. "I think I'll walk this way."

Link turned, and began walking towards the exit.

"Hey boy," the Zora King said, after he finished his seething. "Have you seen my daughter?"

"Not recently," Link said.

"Dang," the King said. "But you've been seeing her in the past?"

"Seeing her as in... like... dating her?"

"Yeah, what did you think I meant?"

"Uh... I thought you meant had I like... seen her around, you know, with my eyes."

"Hey, I saw the Queen back when I was seeing her. I would stare at her like a dead fish. She told me herself."

"That's something I wouldn't tell even my mother about," Link said.

"Seen her?"

"No."

"Want to?"

"No."

"Dang!"

Link then turned, and began walking away again.

"Hey boy, wait a second."

Link turned.

"Yes, your majesty?"

"Hey," the Zora King said. "I'm a King, show proper respect."

"Uh, your highness?"

"Just call me Kingy, thank you very much."

"Okay... Kingy."

"You got twenty five cents?"

"Cents?" Link said. "What the heck are cents?"

"American currency," the King said. "Got any?"

"Um... all I got are a couple of rupees. Why does everyone keep talking about American currency? We're in Hyrule!"

"Uh, because America has streets paved with Gold."

"That's Heaven," Link said, rolling his eyes. "America has asphalt."

"Oh... right. Whatever. Gold, asphalt. Same thing."

"Not really. You chip a piece of asphalt of the ground, no one will buy it, but chip off a piece of gold, you can sell it for a whole lot of money."

"Anyways, ya got twenty five cents? I wanna buy a soda, and it costs twenty five cents."

"I don't have any American money!"

"Fine. Then could you go through this door and get the Princess out of the big whale thingy out there?"

"If the Princess was out there, why did you spend your time shouting for her instead of going after her?"

"I didn't know until I got this urgent telegram. Its addressed to 'Kingy' from 'Inside of Jabi Habi security people.'"

"Okay... I could try."

"Good boy," the King said, as Link walked through the door to Jabi Habi's spring.

Oh yeah! Love the American Currency. Gotta love the Zora King. He is so dang awesome. Okay, he could stand to go on a diet, but hey, nobody's perfect. Farewell righteous readers, leave review, and I shall see thee on my return. And leave a nice review please, that means all of you!