Chapter 7 Jabi Habi, Habi Jabi
Okay, if a watermelon married a large mouth bass, that child would be Jabi Habi. I think further description is not needed. Anyways, Link walked up to the gigantic fish, and looked it in the eyes. It just stared back at him.
"Okay," Link said. "So, if Princess Ruto is inside this guy, how the heck are we gonna get her out?"
"Try talking to Jabi Habi," Navi said.
"Hey Jabi," Link said. "Could you do me a favor. Could you upchuck the princess please?"
The fish just stared back at him.
"Oookay. That didn't work."
"Feed him the past the expiration date hot sauce infused fish," Navi suggested.
"Okay," Link said before tossing the box into Jabi Habi's mouth. Jabi Habi swallowed it, and then began to scream. His face turned bright red, and he began to breath fire. Link leapt out of the way of the wall of fire.
"Okay," he said. "Whoever said these were hot sauce infused fish was dang right."
"You got that right," Navi said.
"But who was the original person who was right?"
"I don't know, whoever thought this up first was right."
"But what if I'm the first person to be right because I was the first to be right?"
"Then you would be the first person to be right."
"So I'm right then?"
"No, I'm right."
"What makes you right?"
"I'm a fairy, therefore am always right."
"But what if you aren't right."
"A glitch in the rightness program."
"I still think I'm right."
"Well you're wrong."
Suddenly Jabi Habi stopped breathing fire, and threw up a pretty young female Zora, and a dead jellyfish looking thing. The female Zora, obviously Princess Ruto, was unconscious.
"Quick Link," Navi said. "You gotta give her mouth to mouth respiration."
"What the heck does Respiration mean?"
"Oh crap," Navi said. "Hurry! She's not breathing, you gotta save her."
"What the heck is Respiration?"
"You know, breath for her."
"Okay," Link said, before breathing deeply. "My breaths don't appear to be transferring to her."
"No!" Navi shouted. "Put your mouth against her mouth, and breath into her mouth! Jeez! You are dense!"
"Yes Navi, I know I am a big hunk, but knock it off."
"Oookay," Navi said. "That's just disturbing."
"Okay fine, I think I get it now. I'll dang give her dang mouth to mouth already!"
So after Link finished doing that, the Zora girl began to breath on her own then she woke up.
"Hey!" she said. "You defeated Barinade!"
The Zora Princess pointed at the dead jellyfish creature.
"Um," Link said, "actually I didn't do anything, I just..."
"You... you were pretty cool, you know. Ask for anything you want, and I'll grant your wish."
Link began to blush, the Zora girl was looking at him with a very... interesting look.
"Um... well, I would like a Big Mac-ayhosacawatchy, and a large coffee for the Great Dekunamenut Tree."
"Okay, I'll give you my mother's stone as an engagement present!"
"What?"
Ruto holds her hands up int the air, there is a blue flash of light, and a blue stone falls down and hits Link on the head.
"Wish they'd stop doing that," Link said.
"Well, see you later darling!" Ruto then jumped into the water and swam away.
Link just stands there staring straight ahead.
"That was... interesting," Navi says.
the later bus come and send Link to laterness. So go to laterness and see Link.
"Welcome to Laterness!"
"What did you say?" Link asked.
"I said the new guard is a real hot potato!"
"Oh crap," Link started shivering. "That is about the weirdest thing I have heard today."
Navi bashed him on the head.
"Ow?" he said.
"What?" Zelda asked.
"What?" Link said.
"You said..." Zelda began.
"Ow," Link said.
"What?" Zelda asked.
"Repeat that please?" Link said.
"What?" Zelda asked.
"Repeat that!" Link said.
"I did," Zelda said.
"What should I repeat?" Link asked.
"Ow," Zelda said.
"Something hurt you?" Link asked.
"NO! YOUR SUPPOSED TO REPEAT THAT LINK!" Zelda shouted.
"Oh crap!" Link jumped back. "But I thought you were supposed to repeat something."
"Forget it."
"What?"
"NEVERMIND!"
Link cringed.
"SORRY! I AM ANGRY BECAUSE MY DAD DROPPED A SACK OF POTATOES ON A MUSHROOM YESTERDAY!"
Link ran away screaming. Suddenly he got pelted in the head with an electric guitar.
"Aaaaaa!"
"Hear that Navi? Its the song of storms!" Link fell unconscious.
Suddenly Hammermaster broke down the walls and runs into the story singing.
"Can you heeeeeeaaaaar the prayer of the children. On bended knee. In the shadow of an unknown room. Empty eyes with no more tears to cry. Turning heavenward. Towards the li-"
"Yo buddy," Navi said.
"Excuse me," the Great Hammermaster said. "But I'm trying to sing a song!"
"Could you please stop!"
"Why?" the Great Hammermaster asks.
"Because you just knocked out the Hero of Time."
"Oh. That wasn't me, that was the electric guitar of time."
"We got an electric guitar of time!" Navi's eyes got all big and shiny. "Cool!"
Hammermaster then jumps on a horse, and starts riding off into the sunset.
The End
"No!" Navi shouted. "Its not the end! This is just the beginning!"
Once upon a time there was a man named Hammermaster. He slayed many dragons and saved many people and was therefore knighted Sir Hammermaster.
"No!" Navi shouted. "Its not the beginning either!"
The Dragon sneered down at the Knight, who raised his hammer against it. But the brave knight just said "Release the Princess or I shall kill you!" The Dragon roared, and
"No!" Navi cried, her cheeks red.
Fine then Navi, have it your way. Then I'm going to end the chapter. So ha!
"No wai-"
End Chapter.
