THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 3:00 AND 4:00 AM.

Jack has been feeling maniacal today. Extremely so. He was almost like one of those commercials where people haven't had coffee in the morning. But this was not true with Jack. He had had his fair share at 2:00 AM and was frequently spazzing and having the intense need to use the bathroom. Experts say that the coffee overdose might have impacted the need to be villainous.

He woke up with a seizure. And an evil smile crept on his face. And here is how his morning went.

He used up all the hot water. He left the seat up. He drank out of the carton. He finished all the good cereal, except for the dust left in the bottom. And the worst part is, he stole all the prizes. Then he headed off to work. Dun dun dun!

Jack burst through the door, laughing hysterically. Choking, sputtering, rolling on the ground, etc. He had just closed the elevator door after some guy yelled to Jack, hold the door! Jack chuckled, recollecting himself. Then burst to tears from laughter when recalling his daring lane swerving drive to work. He decided to play some tricks on the innocent passersby and other drivers. He got really excited when he saw a student driver car.

So he was wondering, just why is everybody against driving on the left side of the road? He became outraged by all of this discrimination. So he veered left, into oncoming traffic, dodging cars, and overall causing a ten plus car pile up. No one got hurt, but it was fun freaking the pedestrians out. The best part was, he even went a little over the speed limit! Gasp! Hee hee.

Anyway, back at the office, he was still causing mischief. You know, the classics, going into their files and deleting their work, making prank phone calls from the boss, etc. But that mischief was just the beginning.

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