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A Tale of Two Idiots
Chapter 3
Donkey Madness
Axel and Roxas reached the backyard and looked at the helicopter. Next to it was a teenage girl.
"Hello! My name is Teral, and I'm going to be your pilot!" Teral said, a big smile on her face.
"Roxas? Is she really going to be our pilot?" Axel asked nervously.
Roxas nodded, still high on sugar. "She's the best one they had."
Axel sighed. "If you're sure…" he said as he saw Teral's eyes twitch.
"I'm going to get Xaldin, you stay here. And don't do anything stupid." Axel said.
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The front door of the castle opened to reveal….
…Xemnas and Saix!
They had just gotten back from the hospital, and in Saix's case, the nut house. Xemnas had a piece of meat over his left eye and Saix looked like he was going to snap at any given second.
"Dudes! Your back!" Xigbar said as he walked up to them.
"Don't call me 'dude'," Xemnas said, on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
"Find a happy place, find a happy place, they won't find me in my happy place, they won't use the big bad needle on me, no, not in my happy place…" Saix muttered, looking around to make sure that 'they' weren't there.
"Man, what happened to him?" Xigbar asked as Xemnas burst into tears.
"Okay, you two are scaring me."
Five minutes later, after they put Saix in his 'happy place', Xemnas and Xigbar were in the living room. Xigbar was sitting in an armchair with a clipboard and pencil in his hands while Xemnas was laying down on the sofa with, a piece of meat still over his left eye.
"Now, start from the beginning." Xigbar asked as Xemnas blew his nose on a napkin.
It all started when he came back from the hospital. After Xigbar made him stop crying, Xemnas said he needed a therapist. Unfortunately, a real therapist would have just sent him straight to the nut house. So, now the two of them were playing therapy in the living room. Oh joy.
"We met in a club. She was so h-"
Xigbar wasn't listening. He was only doing this because Xemnas threatened to turn him into a Dusk if he didn't listen to his problems.
"-she was punching people and muging them. We were meant to be…"
What kind of idiot would love a women like that? Oh wait, I know who. Xemnas, Xigbar thought as he doodled away on the clipboard.
"-we ended up torturing a whole lot of people that night, it was so romantic…"
His idea of romance is sick, Xigbar still wasn't listening.
"Are you listening to me?" Xemnas said as he looked up.
"What? Yeah, I'm listening."
"No you're not! You hate me!"
"I never said that!"
Now Xemnas was really angry. He grabbed the clipboard, ready to hit Xigbar over the head, when he saw something on it. He studied it, and it was basically like this:
Little stick figure people were on it, one of them was on a surfboard surfing on the ocean, and the other picture had two people; one with a gun and the other lying on the ground. And that figure looked like…
"You're shooting me? When I get my hands on you!" Xemnas yelled, forgetting about the therapy thing.
Xigbar slowly backed away, then ran out the door, screaming like a little girl.
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Axel and Xaldin walked back outside with Axel silently laughing to himself.
"Let me get this straight: you and Roxas rented a helicopter so we could all jump out with a parachute on?"
"Yup."
"What's the catch? You're not exactly the nicest Organization member…"
Axel grinned. "Is it so wrong to be nice once in a while?"
"No, but…" Xaldin started as they reached the helicopter.
Yes! He still doesn't know what I'm planning! Axel was still grinning like a madman as they stepped into the helicopter.
Teral was sitting in the pilot's seat and Roxas was sitting in the passenger seat. Unknown to Axel, Roxas gave some sugar to Teral, so now they were both sugar high, in more than one way.
"Hey Roxas, did you do it?" Axel whispered to his buddy.
"Yup. Cut a hole right through his parachute," Roxas replied as he gave the parachute to Axel.
"Perfect. Start the helicopter, who are you again?"
"The name's Teral!"
"Right."
Soon they were off. But the smooth flying didn't last long…
The helicopter suddenly turned into a hell-copter.
"Will you drive the helicopter straight already!" Xaldin yelled as both he and Axel held on for there dear live.
"Wwwwwweeeeeeeee!" Teral yelled as the helicopter started to make a dive toward the ground.
"This is great!" Roxas said.
"This is suicide, that's what it is!" Axel yelled.
The helicopter suddenly started upward, then went back to normal.
"Do it again, do it again!" Roxas said, taking a bag of chocolate covered pretzels out of his secret candy hiding place.
"Axel, didn't Xemnas tell you to control Roxas?" Xaldin said, regaining his balance.
"Believe me, I've tried."
"Eeeekkkkk!"
Xaldin and Axel turned toward the front, to see who screamed. It turned out to be Roxas.
"Why are you screaming?" Xaldin asked as they made there way to him.
"I-I think I poisoned her," Roxas said as Teral was mumbling things to herself. "I gave her some chocolate covered preztals, then she started acting drunk!"
"Eh, eh, eh, I like candy, I like sugar!" Teral yelled as she steered the helicopter left and right, making them all sick.
"I'm sorry Axel! I didn't mean to steal your underwear! Now we're all going to die!" Roxas said as he burst into tears.
"Wait a minute, you stole my underwear? And to think, I thought it was Vexen!"
"Now's not the time Axel."
"Shut up! Isn't your element wind?"
"Yeah, but…"
"Wwwwwwweeeeeeeee! I like sugar, I like candy!"
"We're all going to DIE!"
Axel felt like he was going to explode. He took out his chakrams, and went to the front of the helicopter.
"Roxas, Teral, I'm sorry," Axel said sarcastically as he hit them both on the head with his chakrams. They both fell on the floor unconscious.
"You idiot! Now who's gonna fly the helicopter!" Xaldin yelled.
"Ugh, we'll jump out!" Axel said, grabbing the parachutes. "You take Teral, I'll take Roxas."
They all jumped out, five seconds later the helicopter crashed into Lexaeus's room. Luckily, he wasn't there.
"You do realize you're paying for the damage, right?" Xaldin said as they opened their parachutes.
The good news: the parachutes opened properly. The bad news: there were holes in both of them.
"I thought I told Roxas to put holes in Xaldin's, not mine too! I said that out loud, didn't I?"
"Yup. And I will kill you. One of these days-"
He never got to finish because they fell right in the lake behind the castle. They swam out and collapsed on the shore.
"Man, I'm never listening to Roxas again! Especially when he's high on sugar." Axel said, getting up and taking the parachute off.
Xaldin sighed. "I'll take these two in," he pointed to the unconscious Roxas and Teral, "Try not to do anything stupid. You're already in for it as it is."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit your worrying. I'll be a good little boy."
Axel walked of and stared at the sky, which was already dark.
"Man, this was one hell of a day. And it ended badly," he said as he suddenly saw something in the corner of his eye.
He turned and saw…
…a donkey, eating grass.
"How'd that thing get here? Oh well, looks like my day's gonna end with a bang!" Axel walked over to the donkey, and slapped it's ass hard.
The donkey shrieked, and ran through the open back door of the castle. Axel followed it, and saw it running away from Larxene, who was trying to kill it with her knives.
"Die you stupid donkey, I said DIE!" She yelled as she tripped over Axel's foot, who held it out on purpose.
Suddenly, Roxas appeared out of nowhere. "What's going on?" Roxas asked, who was sugar high no more. He was standing behind Axel while Larxene ran around, completely insane.
"I slapped a donkey on the ass, and now Larxene's trying to commit murder," Axel said, holding down his laughter as Zexion entered the room. He looked around and sighed.
"Why in the worlds am I stuck here with you idiots?"
"Because your special like us," Roxas said, smiling like the little devil that he was.
"Yeah, so why don't you stop whining and come have some fun?" Axel said as the donkey ran over Larxene.
"Rather not," he said as he went back to his room.
"Whatever," Roxas said as they went back to watching Larxene get trampled by the donkey.
"Come on you dumb donkey, kill her!" Axel said, obviously on the donkey's side.
"Yeah, eat her for all we care!" Roxas said, grabbing a bag of popcorn.
"When…I…get…my…hands…on…you…two…I'm…going…to…,"She started, but the donkey hit her in the face with it's foot, and she past out.
And the day ended with Axel and Roxas laughing their heads off, while dancing naked out under the full moon.
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