K.O. – Today, just for a twist, the story will start by Airie narrating.
Sonic- Why?
K.O. - I just said its for a twist. And shouldn't you still be in your Hey Ya coma?
Sonic- I grew an immunity to the song!
K.O.- -rubs chin- What about the music video?
Sonic- I... -realizes that he didn't do that-
K.O.- I thought so. -pulls out TV- Now watch it!
Sonic- AHH! MY EYES!
magnagurl101- Yay! New reader! Thanks for your new support!
Sonica the hedgefox- Gald you and little Sonica like it!
MikomitheKitsune- I haven't heard from you in some time. Its really good to hear from you again!
character-emily- Thanks again for your support.
Anothony Bault- Most girls I know have a very strong afinity for cute things. Its just the way most of us are.
Shadowkiller27- It was a backfire for both Boom Boo's planand Airie's plan. Airie messed up Boom Boo's, and Sonic messed up Airie's. But that won't happen again, WILL IT SONIC?
Sonic- -eyes wide in horror from watching Outkast 'shake it like a Polariod picture'- Uh...huh...
K.O.- Good boy. Have a cookie. And just a quick disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yahsa, Rurouni Kenshin, or the many legions of the undead.
RECAP: C.K. took the vase out back to the pedastal and set the moonside up. She sighed happily. "I feel a lot better now!" she said proudly. Everyone sweatdropped. C.K. looked around for her dragon friend. "Hey, were'd Gaga go?" A slight tug at her shirt gave her the answer. She turned around to see a Knux-Chao with large periwinkle eyes. "Lady Chihiro!" Gaga cried. "This is my true form! I hope it does not displease-OOF!"
C.K. grabbed Gaga in a great big bear hug. "AWW GAGA! YOU'RE SO CUTE AS A CHAO! AND YOU'RE A KNUX-CHAO TO BOOT! YOU'RE SO KAWAII!"she cried with glee.
"And her weakness with cute things shows." Airie said.
"I guess." Sonic said. "...Wait a minute. Who is she?"
Airie sighed and remembered what Chris said earlier. It really was going to be a long day.
(Airie's POV)
After the whole Boom Boo experience, we all went home for some well deserved rest. We figured that the castle would go back to normal and the ghosts would stay out of sight, and all traces of the fight would be gone.
Boy, we were some idiots.
You might not understand this now, but having 2 girls stuck in another dimension was bad enough. C.K. had to stay because she was the Gate Keeper with her 'divine duties', and I had to because…well, now that I think about it, I guess before I always had the opportunity to have Gaga take me back home. But, for whatever reason, I stayed. Something told me the others needed me.
But, that's a story for later.
Remember that circle-star thing that Gaga used to bring C.K.? Well, all of us, even Gaga, thought that it would just go away after bringing one person through. But he forgot that he had to close the portal, even though he was the one who opened it! Strange things loneliness can do to a person's memory, huh?
Anyway, the portal thing leads to my house in the woods, because that's where C.K. was at the time. She, my brother Lite, and my friend Largo were going to stay there with me for a few weeks. She came to my house a few days early, Gaga made the portal, and you know the rest.
I get to Sonic's world who-knows-how, and C.K. comes in a few days later because of Gaga. No more people coming through, right? Wrong.
After C.K. got through, Lite and Largo came to my house the next day in our world and…maybe I'll just let you see for yourself.
Walking down the same forest path that Airie and C.K. took a few days before, Lite was anxious to see his sister again.
Yes. Airie's 12-year-old brother was anxious to see his big sister. Odd, I know.
In any event, he was still happy to see her again. Airie was like his role model, he wanted to have her confidence. Especially since when he was younger he was picked on a lot.
Man, that's even weirder than him been anxious to see her. I can really scare myself sometimes.
Still, he was. Lite wasn't like most little brothers; he was friends with his sister. In fact, the only thing the two really argued about is who would win in a fight of Knuckles against Tails. (A/N: Sonic Adventure referance.)
Lite brushed aside some of his blonde hair from his face, from which he saw the roof of a house."C'mon, Largo!" Lite yelled back to his companion. "I can see the house!" "I'm going as fast as I can!" Largo yelled back, dragging a bulky suitcase. "But my L337 Zombie T3ch is heavy. And I need them to build and deploy my PH34R-Bots." "Yeah, yeah. 'Build and deploy' away, Largo." Lite said. "Just don't try to make a robot head out of the microwave this time. One day C.K really.is gonna kill you."
They approached Airie's house. The crows were still there, but they were cawing strangely, almost like telling them not to go any further.
"What's wrong with you guys?" Lite asked, although he didn't expect an answer. He didn't understand how Airie befriended them and could somehow talk to them. Ignoring the crows, he started to put his house key in the lock, but the door just creaked open. "That's weird." Lite said. "Airie never leaves the door unlocked." They crept inside.
"It's quiet. Too quiet." Largo said. "Lame movie phrase alert." Lite said sarcastically. They walked in the too-quiet house and up the stairs. "AIRIE! C.K.! You guys here?" Lite called out. "SIL3NC3!" Largo hushed. "You wish for THEM to hear you!" "If by 'them' you mean Airie and C.K., then yes." Lite said. "No, look." Largo pointed to one of the spare rooms where C.K. slept. They figured she and Airie were watching some anime, most likely one of the Inu-Yasha movies they had been watching for about three weeks, and had the volume up so high they didn't hear them. Seemed to make sense. Except…wouldn't Lite and Largo have heard it?
"Guys, don't you think you've watched those movies enough for every scene to be glued in your heads by now?" Lite asked. No answer. They looked inside the room. No Airie, no C.K., no Inu-Yasha (A/N: Waaaah!). The light was coming from a weird pattern in the floor. A circle with a star in the middle. Next to it was some oddly-shaped lump which Largo picked up. It was a messenger bag with a Knuckles-Logo patch sewn on it. Above it in written in permanent ink were the words 'SEX GOD'.
"Definitely C.K.'s bag." Lite said. "Yes, but why is it here?" Largo asked. "Maybe the giant night-light thing has something to do with it." Lite said. "C.K. IS half-witch after all. She might have cast a spell or something." He walked over to the circle and stepped inside. "Doesn't seem to be doing much." he said. Suddenly, the light from the circle got brighter. "LITE!" Largo yelled. He ran over to him and they both vanished, just in time from them to learn all about C.K. and Airie's mysterious disappearance.
"Airie, I'm not too sure about this."
Airie and C.K. were up on the roof. Airie was trying to teach C.K. how to fly with her broom, but C.K. wasn't being very agreeable. Some nonsense about not wanting to die.
"C'mon C.K. Its easy!" Airie insisted. "No way!" C.K. said."In case you haven't noticed, I don't have wings." "But you DO have a broom." Airie argued. "Your point?" C.K. asked. Airie groaned and slapped her forehead. "OK. You saw the movie Kiki's Delivery Service, right?" "Of course! You know that's my favorite movie ever!" C.K. exclaimed. "Alright. When Kiki was asked how witches fly, what did she say?" Airie asked. "She said that witches fly with their spirits." C.K. said proudly. After she realized what she just said, she quickly added, "But I'm not a witch!" "But you are half, and half is good enough." Airie said in her victory. C.K. gave in. "Fine. I'll do it." She got on her broom and was almost ready to take off. "But if I die, and you somehow get home, tell Largo to stay away from my funeral. I don't want him scaring off anyone or setting something on fire." And with that she kicked her feet and left the ground.
Her broom flung from one side to another, making her dizzy. "GAGA! HELP ME!" she cried. Almost as fast as Sonic, Gaga came running out to aid his partner. He grabbed C.K. hands and put them on the broom's handle. In a few seconds, C.K. regained control and was flying like a pro.
Who says you can't learn anything from anime?
"Well, witches are supposed to fly with their own spirits." Airie said."But I guess a spirit like Gaga is the next best thing!" She watched C.K. glide around with Gaga never leaving her side. She started to fly towards the forest, where some very hard tree branches were happily waiting to meet her. "KYAA! PULL UP! PULL UP!" she yelled to her broom. No use. She flew right into the treetops, and her foot got stuck on a vine. She was flung upside-down, spinning aroud, and with all the blood rushing to her head. She had to hold her skirt down (A/N: Or up, or something) to keep it from doing a flip, too. Airie couldn't help but laugh.
"I'm sorry C.K.!' she said through large laughs. "But you look so ridiculus!" "Never mind the apology!" C.K. cried. "JUST GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!" "Wahh! I'm sorry Lady Chihiro!" Gaga yelled franticly. He tried to undo the knot that had caughther foot, and he succeeded. Unfortunately, C.K. wasn't prepared for it, so her face met Mr. Hard Dirty Ground. "LADY CHIHIRO! Are you alright!" Gaga cried. "Don't take me out, Coach..." she said. Airie was in stitches.
"What's so funny?"
Sonic had heard C.K.'s screams and Airie's laughter all the way back to the mansion. "Oh man Sonic." Airie said as she wiped tears from her eyes. "You just missed the funniest thing EVER! Isn't that right, C.K.?" Gaga was trying to help C.K. up from the ground. "I'm fine, just one question: Who's C.K.?" she said. "Uh, is she gonna be ok?" Sonic asked. "Yeah, she's just kinda confused from her fall. But I know how you can wake her up." She whispered something in Sonic's ear and he smirked evily. He walked over to where C.K. stood casually, looked up in the sky and yelled "Holy Cow! Is that Knuckles sky-diving dressed up as Rurouni Kenshin? (A/N: Ah, I can only wish it...). In an instant, C.K. shot up like a bullet and started searching the sky frantically. "WHERE IS HE! WHERE IS HE! OH WHY DIDN'T I BRING A CAMERA!" "Just kidding!" Sonic said. C.K. stared at him for a moment.
"You mean...Knuckles isn't...?"
"'Fraid not. Sorry, kid!"
C.K. clenched her broom in her hand. "You..."
Sonic looked worried at this."Huh?"
"YOU MUST DIE FOR THIS!"
"AAAHHHHHHH!"
C.K. tackled Sonic to the ground and started to punch him and whack him with the broom. Airie watched them for a while, then broke down in laughter again. "I TOLD you I'd try to remove your vocal cords Sonic!" she cried. "And I take it back: THIS is the funniest thing ever!"
"Wake."
Lite awoke to Largo shaking him. "Wh-what happened back there Largo?" he asked. Lite remembered something about a giant night-light and C.K.'s backpack, was his head was on, but other than that his mind was a total blank. "I'm not sure, but we are no longer in Airie's house." Largo answered. True, they were outside in a forest, not like the one that surrounded Airie's house. "But I might know where we are. Look at yourself." Largo took a mirror of of C.K.'s bag and handed it to Lite. His eyes grew wider as he studied his face.
No longer was it the face of a blonde human boy, but the face of a orange fox-boy. His green eyes were still there, but no other trace of his human form. Something brushed past his face, and to his horror it was a fluffy tail. The only thing that seemed to not freak him out was a wierd gun at his side.
"What the heck!" Lite panicked."We can't be THERE! I mean...how can we be!" "I'm afraid we are." Largo said. "And most likely Airie and C.K. are here too. This is their work, and we must stop it before anyone else is caught up in it all." Lite stood up, wobbling a bit, and slung C.K.'s bag over his shoulder. "You're right. But where should we start?" Largo pointed in the distance to some sky scrapers. "There is Station Square. That is where our comrades most likely are. They must have made an aliance with Sonic and the others by now. When we get there, it will grow stronger." Lite looked at Largo oddly."Or they'll try to turn the two of us into the police when they see what you do to city." he said. "No time for converstaion." Largo said ignoring Lite. "We must move."
Once they started walking, Lite noticed something about Largo. "Hey, if I turned into a fox, why are you still human?" he asked. Sure enough, Largo still had his human face, red-orange hair, brown eyes, everything. Nothing of his person had changed. "I do not know." Largo answered. "But my L337 senses are tingling and are telling me it has something to do with appendixes. My L337 senses never tingle wrong." Lite just rolled his eyes.
Airie, C.K. and Amy were in Airie's room watching Inu-Yasha The Movie 3 on Airie's laptop. Amy had no problem with the mild swearing and bloodshed; she was actually pretty interested. They were more than half-way through, where the deceasedTakemaru was summonig the legions of the undead to destroy the Tesusaiga and the Tenseiga. (A/N: If you have no idea what I'm talking about, go out and buy Inu-Yasha 3. Right now. Do it. Go. I'm serious.)
"Fallen soldiers, come and heed me now!" Takemaru said. "Rise from the dead and take your vengence upon the living!" The sword he held out, the Sounga, was dripping blood, which came down in rivers on the men he just slain. They came up as living corpses, reaking of the undead.
"Eww! Gross!"C.K. squealed. "Hey, you're a demon AND a witch! You should be used to things like this!" Amy said. "Don't worry about her, Amy." Airie said. "Her squeamish-ness will leave as soon as-" "Shut up." C.K. said like she was in a trance. "Inu-Yasha is talking again."
Inu-Yasha was brooding by the battle field. His sword was shaking. "Well, Tenseiga..." he said to his sword. "Looks like you an' me are gonna have one heck of a battle."
C.K. was now drooling.
'And yet she still loves Knuckles more...' Airie thought. She still hadn't told C.K. about her battle with Knuckles. She thought about how C.K. would react. If she did tell her, C.K. would...well, I can't really say it, but it would be quickly censored if put on a kid's television show. 'It would be a good chance to meet my liver...' Airie thought.
Lite and Largo continued walking through Station Square. No one seemed startled, they all just assumed they were Sonic' friends. Largo had stopped at a arcade and an evil grin spread across his face. Lite grabbed his shoulder. "Don't even think about. If you remember last time, we were nearly sued." Largo grumbled away, Lite following him. By this time, they could see the mansion.
"Lite, your speed and agility must have increased." Largo said. "Perhaps you can get us there faster." "I guess its worth a shot." Lite said. (A/N: Like sister, like brother, eh?) Lite grabbed Largo's hand and sped off.
"WOO-HOO! I'm am faster!" Lite yelled. He didn't find this very suprising, since he was the fastest kid in his class, but this was amazing! Largo smiled at him. "Good. I can see the mansion. Time to stop." "Right!" Lite said. But when he tried moving his feet, they just kept going. And as if it couldn't get any worse, they were heading straight for the mansion's bushes.
"Aww, shoot..." Lite said.
"I hate Mondays..." Largo mumbled.
But, somewhat luckily for them, Lite tripped and stopped running, but they landed head first in the bushes. The crash was right below the window of Airie's room. All three of the girl heard it and rushed towards the window. What a suprise when they saw two pairs of legs and a tail sticking out of the bushes, squirming around.
"Umm... do you...know them, by any chance?" Amy asked. "No I don't think we..." Airie trailed off from her sentence when she looked at Largo's shirt. In bold green letters it said 'BIT3 M3'. Appearently C.K. saw it too, as she also didn't take her eyes off the shirt. "You don't think it could really be them...do you?" Airie asked with a nervous laugh. "Nah! No way! Its...probably just a coincidence!" C.K. said also laughing. They stopped laughing as soon as they heard Largo yell "UN-HAND ME, LEGIONS OF THE UNDEAD!"
Everyone remained silent for a while. C.K. and Airie hung their heads.
"Airie, do you want to get them, or shall I?"
"No, you did it last time C.K. I'll go."
K.O.- I decided to cut this chapter in half. This was the fastest I got reviews, and I didn't want you to have to wait any longer. I just want you guys to be happy!
Sonic- -still eating the cookie- YAY HAPPINESS!
K.O.- I have one more note. Next chapter is the start of Shirt Guy Knuckles! SGK is a short little segment with your host, Knuckles. See him explore the world of my fanfic, non-exsistent swag, and what would happen if Amy had a chainsaw!
Knuckles- Sweet! I'm finally getting time on the 'after the chapter' thing.
K.O.- KNUCKLES! -pounces on him- See you guys later!
