Catse: Hiyya peoples! It's me again! I've decided that if I can, I will try to update every day, so those of you reading this, look for it most afternoons. If I didn't update, it means that either I've caught up with how much of the story I actually have, or I haven't gotten the chance to write an update, so please work with me. Now there is usually something I don't do and that's review responses, unless it seems to me I should reply. But, the way I figure it, if I don't reply, you'll never know the answers, so I might as well start right? Below are the replies to some of the reviews I got on this story that just needed a reply. If it was something simple, you may not get a reply, simply because I have no idea what to reply with. Okay, well, onto the story!


Review Responses:

yellowstarbutterfly: So you're insane huh? Cool. You kind of remind me of Inuyasha...or maybe Kouga with that reply. Gr. I like it. Thanks for you're review!

William Ulm: I'm glad you like it so much! Sorry the first two were short. I usually start them off long. But,if you've noticed my other stories, I sometimes start short and then work my way into a very long chapter at a time thing. Just look at Dance of Swords 2. Each chapter is like sixpages onWord. And I write each chapter up in one afternoon. Butdon't worry, I don't plan onkeeping these chapters short. They will be longer. In fact, this one is seven pages on word. Heheheheh...it's just a ton a fun, this chapter. Well, thanks again for your review, and any ideas you have you can go ahead and send them over. I'll see if there may be something I can use in thestory.


Disclaimer: Yeah, this again. Well, you know where to find it if you really reeeeaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyy want to read it. Heheheheheh, okay I'm done now.
Inuyasha greeted Kagome on the way home, and tried to act as he usually did, demanding she come back through the well with him to keep up the search for shards. She denied him of course, and to her slight surprised, he didn't really object. Of course, now he wanted to stay in this time, because he was going to attempt to get a job so as to buy Kagome that bracelet he had seen.

That night he ate at the table with everyone, and then attempted to sleep on a palette Mrs. Higurashi set up in Souta's room, but found the tree outside Kagome's far more comfortable in his aspects.

He again marveled at the silky tresses of her hair, and next morning, Kagome awoke to find the Hanyou sitting on her window sill, waiting for her to awake. Again Kagome was late for school, no longer accustomed to get up at a certain time, and in a matter of twenty minutes, was out of the house and running along the sidewalk. Of course, as soon as Inuyasha was certain she was too far to come in on him too soon, he leapt to attention, putting on the old navy blue business suit Mrs. Higurashi had given him the day before, equipped with a red tie, and a pair of old leather loafers that Inuyasha was displeased to find were a size to big for him, and flapped every time he took a step.

Then, downstairs, Mrs. Higurashi played with his hair, trying to find some sort of way to hide his ears considering he couldn't wear a hat, and finally determined to wrap his hair over them as she set his silver locks back in a tight pony tail. With a pair of brown loafers and a list of places he had to go to in order to have something called an "interview" he was gone from the house and wondering around, following the directions the woman had given him to get around.

"I would go with you Inu-dear, but I have some errands I must get done today, so you'll have to find them on your own." She had said, before he left the house.

The first place he found was rather easy. It was a crème white building, with a few patches of brick missing from it's outsides, and on the inside, one old man sat with a newspaper, glancing over the kanji with an old trained eye. There was a pair of metallic doors at the very back, and a few loose papers floated around the room from the wind that came in from the door.

Inuyasha walked in, looking for someone other than the creepy old man to help him out, when the silver doors opened, and a man in his middle forties stepped out, a complete suit of black the only thing on him. His sunglasses were black, his tie was black, and his shoes, a pair of shiny leather loafers, were black.

"Excuse me, are you Inu Yasha." He inquired, using Yasha as Inuyasha's last name.

"Yeah. I'm here for some sort of interview." Inuyasha replied, stepping forward.

"I see." The man replied. "Follow me." They stepped into the small room behind the silver doors and Inuyasha nearly jumped to the ceiling when the room began to move.

"Relax. You seem rather jittery." The man inquired as the room stopped and opened.

"I am not jittery!" Inuyasha replied, lacing his words with a tad bit of malice.

"Hm. I can see why you'd want a job here. You have the right tone of voice for it." The man replied, stepping out, Inuyasha on his heels.

They walked down a long white hallway, and into a room with a few other people standing around, with weird egg shaped chairs with black cushions in them.

"Welcome everyone. Before the actual tests begin, you will need to take a written exam for this job. Please take a seat, and grab a pencil, so that we may pass out the tests and begin." A man at the front exclaimed after the man with Inuyasha nodded his head to begin.

Inuyasha did as he was told and sat down, taking a pencil in his hand as he received the test. Before beginning however, he took a quick look at some of the people in the room. A few had very dark skin, almost a deep brown, and most of them had strange weapons hanging from their hips…weird metallic things with what smelled like gunpowder in them. Inuyasha wasn't very acquainted with gunpowder…he'd only smelled it once or twice, but he still didn't like it very much. Gunpowder exploded, and he didn't want to be to close if it did, although he wasn't sure what could make it go off like some of the fireworks he had seen near some of the palaces when he was younger.

When he was told to, Inuyasha opened the test, and attempted to read some of the stuff within. The kanji had changed since his time, and even then he wasn't very familiar with it, so reading it was difficult.

'What…is…your…weapon…of…choice…?' He read mentally. Then, with his pencil in a rather poor grip, because he had never really had to write very often, he wrote in his answer. 'The tetsusaiga of course.'

'Are…you…familiar…with…strange…abnormal…happenings…?' Inuyasha thought about this too, and shrugged, answering. 'I run from demons every day. Is that an abnormal happening?'

'If…there…were…a…person…in…trouble…would…you…risk…your…life…to… save…them…?'

'Depends on who the person is.'

The test went very similar to these three questions, coming out with inquiries Inuyasha would have never even thought about fighting, such as whether or not he had seen an alien before, in which he didn't know what that was but he was certain it wasn't any better than a demon from the clues he was getting from the tests. After everyone handed their tests in, the person in the front checked them and admitted those that had passed to the next test, Inuyasha being one of them.

The next test involved them taking up similar metal contraptions to the ones everyone else had, and walking into a dark room with them. Inuyasha grabbed one, following everyone else, although he wasn't exactly sure how to use it, and when in the dark room, his eyes adjusted quickly to the lighting.

"This is a test to see how you deal with surprise attacks. Whether or not you get the job will be determined from this test. Begin when you hear the bell." One of the men exclaimed over the microphone, but Inuyasha didn't hear him right. "What?"

Suddenly, a few lights flickered on and immediately, cardboard cutouts of weird looking demons leapt up at them, including one little girl at the back that looked rather frightened.

Inuyasha tried to figure out how to use the gun in a seconds notice, and then giving up on it, threw it at an alien, and then restorted to his claws as the other testees went on to shoot their weird metal contraptions, creating holes in the cardboard.

When the lights were turned back on, the group was astonished the find that every board had been shredded up into slivers on the ground, and Inuyasha was standing in front of the girl, prepared to attack her, constantly asking, out loud, if she was a shikigami and where was her master.

The people there saw how he was not fooled by anyone, no matter their appearance, and dismissed everyone there, taking Inuyasha with them into another room.

There they explained that he had passed, and that he would officially become a Man In Black. Inuyasha listened to them, but was rather confused to the entails of the job. After telling him the supposed "good news" they took him into what looked like a locker room, and handed him a suit of complete black. He looked at it, and then back to the person who was handing it to him in confusion.

"But I already have a suit."

"This is what you have to where for the job." The man told him, nudging it to him once again.

"But it's all one color. Isn't there any red in it?" Inuyasha inquired, taking the suit.

"No." Was his answer.

It took him a while to put the suit on, and then afterwards, he walked out with the sunglasses, trying to figure out how to put them on. The same man that had brought him in, noticed his tie was undone, his shirt was buttoned completely, and he had no idea how to put the glasses on.

"What rock did you live under?" He inquired, helping him with his uniform. Once the glasses were on, Inuyasha began to feel as if the sun was setting. For some reason, these crazy pieces of plastic were making it hard for him to see. He took them off and noticed the light come back on, and then replaced them, and noticed the light when dark.

"Why does the room look darker?" He inquired of the man next to him as he was lead to yet another room, this one with stuff to erase any information that he had ever existed.

"Because the glasses make it look darker." The man replied, looking confused on why Inuyasha didn't know the use of sunglasses.

"But why?"

"Kid. You must be thoroughly confused. Oh, we're here." They stepped inside, and a man at a computer took Inuyasha's name and put it into the computer. He was surprised when nothing came up.

"Sorry man, but on the computer, you don't exist." He replied.

Inuyasha wasn't sure why he should "exist" on the glass box thingy, but apparently, it was a good thing to the people.

"Perfect. We got a fighter without a past. Come over here." The man with him told him. Inuyasha followed him to a metallic ball at the side of the room. "Put your hands on that ball, and keep them there. Do not remove them."

Inuyasha did as he was told, but wasn't prepared for when the ball completely heated up an began to burn his hands. He freaked out because of the effect, and completely sliced the metal ball in half, then blew on his fingers.

The people there stared at him in disbelief, and then the man that was with Inuyasha smiled. "You also are capable of cutting through thick material. Very good."

Once Inuyasha was finished raving about his burnt fingers, the man took him away to what he called the coffee room. Inside were strange little alien creatures that reminded him of cockroaches that were merged with worms.

"Hah! You call that a demon! Hah! Their smaller than Shippo!" Inuyasha remarked of the small coffee addicted creatures.

"Who's Shippo?" One of them asked, coming up to Inuyasha with a cup of coffee. When he stood up completely, Inuyasha was finally able to see the full height, and it was at least up to his waist.

"Oh…he's a…um…"

"He's a buddy!" One of them announced, guzzling down a full cup of coffee.

"Buddy!" The others followed suite, guzzling it down.

"Here. Have a cup." The man told Inuyasha, giving him an already prepared cup.

"Um…Okay. Thanks." Inuyasha took a sip and then immediately spat it out. "Ugh! The hell! What the hell is that stuff!" He remarked, thrusting the cup away from him, causing it to spill.

"No! The precious coffee! You spilled the precious coffee!" The little alien creatures announced, running to the spot where the coffee had hit the tile floor, and began licking it all up.

Inuyasha looked down with disgust and the man smiled, taking the cup.

"Are they always like this?" Inuyasha inquired, staring at the little aliens oddly.

The man nodded and led Inuyasha from the room. "Come on. I'll show you what you're to be working with from now on." They walked into a large space in the building, in which many creatures of all sorts of appearances walked around.

"Demons!" He acknowledged, claws at the ready.

"No. Aliens." The man corrected, but before he could realize what was happening, Inuyasha was already out and attacking without concern for the alien's welfare. "Hey! NO! Stop! STOP!"

But Inuyasha didn't hear him. The only thing crossing his mind was that there were strange demons before him and they looked mean.

"Die!" He exclaimed, attacking. Before his claws even met flesh, there were gunshots chasing him along the cement, and he was running—for his life—out the door.

Once outside, a barrage of the men in black chased him, until he managed to loose them in a tree.

The little event had frightened him, and he wasn't sure exactly what kind of job that was he was trying to get, but he already knew that it wasn't the job for him. No Men In Black services was going to get him! Hell no!

But he was determined that he was going to get that bracelet for Kagome, and that was a finality.

Finally, when he was certain that no one else would be after him, he pulled out his list of job places, and wondering if he should continue, decided the next on in line sounded interesting.

So he left, and soon, after searching the city, found it at the farthest reaches of town, at a school of some sort.

When he got there, a few people at the front door asked him if he was there for the job application and he nodded.

Without realizing it, he was ushered into a room full of more people with the heavy "perfume" stuff on them, and forced to wait for almost half an hour of boredom, in which his only delight came in a television that talked in a language he couldn't understand, and the pictures on a clip board at one side of the room that talked opening about pregnancy and drugs. Finally, he was called into another room for an interview, in which, inside, sat a pair of women with clip boards in their laps. When he sat down, they looked up pleasantly, and smiled.

"So, you're name is Inu Yasha, yes?" asked one, her teeth a little too crooked for Inuyasha's liking. They kind of annoyed him when she spoke.

"Yes." He replied, nodding politely.

"And you're here to try and get the job of Anger Management, right?"

He wasn't sure what that class entailed or why Mrs. Higurashi had put it on the list, but if it was anything like the last one, he was getting out of here as soon as possible and telling off Kagome's mother for giving him such a dangerous list of jobs.

Inuyasha nodded once more, and they began to ask him questions. Such questions were like, if he had a temper, and if so how did he manage it? And had he hurt anyone before, and if so, how had he dealt with the situation. After the questions, the women saw it fit to test Inuyasha in the classroom environment, just to see how he reacted.

In the next room, they explained, was a class looking for an Anger Management teacher.

"So, what do I have to do in this job?" Inuyasha asked as they lead him into the next room for the second half of the interview.

"You have to help a group of people deal with their anger. Many have uncontrollable tempers that may be a danger to society. We're trying to help them control their anger in the best possible way and to relieve their stress." One of the woman told Inuyasha. When they opened the door, he walked in to meet a class of people much older than he, some with sweet innocent faces, others that strangely reminded him of a ticked off Kouga.

He turned back to the two women, wondering when to begin, and upon their nod, he stepped to the middle of the room, looking around. Everyone sat at desks, and in front of the class was a single chair for him to sit at. At the far corner of the room was a television set on a table, in which was probably a main part of class. On the walls were more pictures of odd and freely talked about concepts. He sighed. This already seemed like another oddball job Mrs. Higurashi had found for him. Oh well, he would have to do his best in order to please the people and get his job.

"Hello. I'm Inuyasha."

"Hello Inuyasha." The group said in a monotone voice, so well cooridinated it actually scared Inuyasha into wanting to hide behind the television set.

'No being in this world that is still even sane actually sits in a group and talks like their under mind control.' He thought confusedly to himself, as he glanced from face to face. Some he didn't even think had tempers. They looked just too sweet. Some looked like even he would be a fool to pick a fight with them.

"Okay. Well, I guess I'm here to show you how to take care of your anger and relieve your stress. I'm not exactly sure of the best way to do that, but I figure the best idea I can give you is my way of dealing with it." Inuyasha replied.

Suddenly, it seemed as if the room grew smaller as every eye was on him. No one blinked…no one breathed…

'I am definitely not getting a job here. This place is creepy.' He thought to himself, placing his hand on the chair. "Okay. Follow my lead." He picked up the chair and the rest of the class picked there's up as well.

There was silence as Inuyasha thought about what next to say.

"Eh…Hm…" He thought in silence, and then, next moment, he decided not to be afraid anymore. 'You know what. Just screw it. I'm going to show them everything I do when I'm angry and stressed out, and if I don't get the job that's just fine with me.'

"Okay. You take that chair and you find something in this room, anything in this room, that just really ticks you off." The group separated as everyone found some item in the room that really made them mad. Strangely, most people found the television set enraging, and when asked, they said commercials made them mad.

"Okay. Now that you've done that, just beat the hell out of it until there is nothing left!" Inuyasha shouted, and soon after the room was completely coated in the loud sound of breaking items, shattering glass, and everything else getting torn up as much as possible, and Inuyasha led it all.

"There you go! Just destroy it! Destroy everything! Kill everything! That's it! That's it! Good!" He complimented, watching as the once clean and orderly classroom turned to ruin before the two women. Inuyasha, feeling a little left out, reached over and grabbed the beaten TV, and thrust it's case into the ground, stomping on it as several students followed his lead in beating it up.

After a good five minutes of that, Inuyasha called a halt to it, and asked everyone to quiet down, or in his words "Shut UP! I've got somethin's to say."

When all was quiet, he smiled and said. "You guys did good. Anytime you feel ticked at something or someone, just attack them, unless they're someone close. That won't help." Then he stepped away form the grinning classroom, and to the two ladies, and smiled. "How'd I do?"

They were so appalled and surprised they couldn't speak, and Inuyasha smiled. "Well since you ain't answering, I'll see you all later."

The ladies ended up chasing him out of the building, each of them looking rather scary as Inuyasha managed to loose them in the city. After dodging a racing car on the highway, and scooting himself through the traffic on the sidewalk, Inuyasha pulled out the note of dangerous jobs and checked for the next one.

The next one would be held at a place called Disney Land. He didn't know what Disney Land was, but he figured by the name, that it couldn't be all too dangerous.

So he went in for the interview, and it ran very little like the last two.

"Do a character impersonation." The people asked him after he sat down. There was a table in front of him that was shaped with three circles (the Mickey Mouse head shape) and a tray of cookies with much the same shape.

He picked up a cookie and nibbled on it as he heard them ask their question, and shook his head. "I don't know any impressions. What kind of characters?"

"Hm. Well, then again, you need to know which ones we are in search of. Okay. Do a Goofy impersonation."

"Goofy?"

"Yes. Goofy."

"Who's Goofy?"

Everyone practically fell from their seats unto the ground, head first.

"You've never heard of Goofy!" One of them nearly screamed, as Inuyasha gulped down the cookie.

"Nope." He answered, pulling up the glass of milk on the table, and guzzling it down.

"What rock have you been living under?" Another asked.

"I don't live under a rock." Inuyasha answered, downing another cookie.

"It's a figure of speech." Another replied, standing up. "Well, I do guess that there are some places in the world Disney doesn't reach. Alright, we'll show you Goofy, and his voice."

They lead Inuyasha to another room, with a huge screen TV that took up most of the wall. When the screen began to show picture, Inuyasha nearly leapt to the ceiling.

After a little coaxing, and a few questions to his reactions gone unanswered, he finally settled down and watched the character play.

At first he thought the white duck with the sailor uniform was Goofy, because the guy was clumsy enough, but when they corrected him on the real on, he had to admit that that job would have to be the most embarrassing one around.

And strangely, Goofy was one of the majorly favored characters of Disney Land, making the job sort of hard to keep with the constant demand.

So, Inuyasha made his impersonation, and considering he did a good job, they decided to test him that afternoon with a Goofy costume, in which he went to put on that very article before the test began.

When he first put it on, he came to a realization that it was extremely hot, and slightly smothering. But it didn't bother him too much.

For the most of that afternoon, he walked around the park, delighting in the rides, and talking to the kids and taking pictures with them as best he could. The trouble started when his silver hair got stuck in the zipper at the back after a restroom break with the amazing spinning water bowls (toilets). He knew they were restrooms because Kagome had briefed him on it a while back, after he had accidentally dropped an apple he was eating into it, and in an attempt to retrieve, accidentally hit the knob on the side that caused it to flush.

His silver hair had gotten caught in the flush, and when they had finally pulled it out, it was drenched in the disgusting smell of excretion that had clung to his head for weeks. He had washed his hair several times, and still, amazingly, the smell had remained.

Well, he couldn't take the costume off, and his abnormally big feet and head were starting to annoy him.

Kids came to him left and right and after a while he was beginning to understand why the job was so hard to maintain. You had to REALLY love kids to keep it. Finally, around the end of the day, when it was about time to take the costume off, he ran his claws through it and shredded it off. He didn't realize however, that a little kid had come up to him with a camera, hoping to take a picture of him, when wham, Goofy's chest completely tore apart to reveal a silver haired, golden eyed, puppy eared fiend.

"Ahhhhhh!" The kid screamed, running away from the dead Goofy and the being inside of him.

Inuyasha would have cared—if not much—a little at least, but he couldn't considering he was still trying to get his hair out of the affending article that was keeping him pinned. Ten minutes later, he was walking away from Disney Land without the job, and with a zipper clinging to his silver hair for dear life, completely set on getting home and getting some sleep. Of course, when he got home, Kagome had been wondering about what had happened to him, but had conveniently fallen asleep on the couch waiting for him. So, as fast as he could, he leapt into his hoari, cut off the zipper with a pair of scissors he had learned to use a while back, and walked into the living room to wake Kagome up.

Of course she was wondering where he had disappeared to, and he merely told her he had decided on exploring Tokyo a little, and not to worry, nothing had happened.

She would never know.


Catse: What do you think? It's weird isn't it? So far this is the funniest chapter, but you're lucky. I already know how this entire stories gonna go, so now it's only a matter of writing them. I've got enough work for another, three chapters I think. I told Kojika85 my entire story line, and she thought it was pretty good, and in my book, if she thinks it's good, it usually is very good. So, you'll see how much my twisted crazy mind will unfold for you in later chapters, but as for now, I gotta go eat dinner. Oh well, Ja Ne for now!