K.O. – Man, lots of people who reviewed changed their names. I didn't even realize until it was too late!
Sonic- What can you do when you live in a shoe and ya ain't got no sole?
K.O- Review, that's what!
Sonica-Sillya- Sorry. I didn't realize you changed your name. I'll be more careful from now on. And I know that every time I don't update very fast or someone doesn't review, a chao is threatened to be killed. So you guys review, I'll update, and the chaos wil be free to frolic the world again.
magnagurl101 and Zero the Hedgehog- Thanks for the support, as always. : )
Shadowkiller27- It took me forever to make that joke. At first it was Inu-Yasha and not Rurouni Kenshin, but I figured I put enough of Inu in the story for one day. And if you did end up in Sonic's world that way, would you be dating a two-tailed Krystal?
Saith-chan- I'm sorry the last chapter was cut short. But believe it or not, the whole thing took up 7 pages on Microsoft Word! I figured that would be good enough for now, and I didn't want you guys to have your brain meltdown from having to read so much. By the way, did you get my e-mail? I'm pretty sure I sent it to you. And just one more thing: what do you mean by 'Those are only a few places too!'?
RECAP:
"Umm... do you...know them, by any chance?" Amy asked. "No I don't think we..." Airie trailed off from her sentence when she looked at Largo's shirt. In bold green letters it said 'BIT3 M3'. Appearently C.K. saw it too, as she also didn't take her eyes off the shirt. "You don't think it could really be them...do you?" Airie asked with a nervous laugh. "Nah! No way! Its...probably just a coincidence!" C.K. said also laughing. They stopped laughing as soon as they heard Largo yell "UN-HAND ME, LEGIONS OF THE UNDEAD!"
Everyone remained silent for a while. C.K. and Airie hung their heads.
"Airie, do you want to get them, or shall I?"
"No, you did it last time C.K. I'll go."
After another round of introductions and getting Lite's head out of the bushes, things seemed to quiet down. Lite got freaked out when he saw Tails, nervous when he saw Amy, and mad when he saw Sonic.(A/N: Lite doesn't like the way that Sonic is always the big hero and Tails gets no recognoition.) Airie, C.K., and Amy finished watching Inu-Yasha in peace, and everything was right with the world.
At least until Largo found the door to Chuck's lab.
"AHHH! What are you doing!"
"I am upgrading your firewall system, Chuck."
"WITH A PLUNGER AND A BUNSEN BURNER?"
"Yes! It will be an invincible system that will stirke ph34r in all other hard drives! PH34R T3H W4LL OF FIR3!"
Smoke and fire could be seen coming from out of the lab. Airie, C.K., and Amy were standing near the door. Amy was really the only one suprised by the flames. Airie, keeping her promise from the Lady Ninja battle, had started to watch Samurai Champloo on her laptop. C.K. didn't understnad why she was doing this, since Airie hadn't told her yet, but she watched her friend struggle to understand the plot. "Well, the idiot's gone and done it again." Airie said not taking her eyes off the screen."Yup." C.K. said also not moving her head off of Airie. "Does he do this...often?" Amy asked. "If you only knew." Airie said. "I remember when I was that naive..." C.K. mumbled as she grabbed a fire extingisher.
Airie sighed and walked over the the lab door. "I hope Lite is having more fun than us."
Airie didn't need to worry about that, because Lite was having the time of his life. He was talking to Tails. For him, that was huge. She, due to being sick, didn't make that much of a deal or effort when she first talked to them, but Lite had more energy than she had. Tails was his favorite character, so why shouldn't he be energetic? She went over to where they sat, she and Lite being completely ingnorat to the fire behind him and that Sonic's shoe caught on fire when he tried to stomp it out.
"You're Airie's brother right?" Tails asked. "You bet!" Lite proclaimed. "Don't listen to him Tails. He's really my stepbrother." Airie said with a wink. "But I'm your brother either way!" Lite said. "Y'mean you guys aren't really realated?" Tails asked. "Nope." Aire said. "Just take a look." She pulled out her wallet and showed the side pocket thing full of photos. One was with a raven-haired girl with a blue high-light giving a noo-gie to a little blonde boy. "See? We don't look anything alike, here or back home."
Airie got up from where she sat. "Well, its about time for Man-Ho to do his you-know-what, Lite." She walked off to the lab door. Lite sighed and got up to follow her. "I really hoped he wouldn't do it here, of all places, but..." "What are you guys talking about? Does this have to do with Largo? Why does he have that nickname?" Tails asked. "If Airie and C.K. can stop him now, hopefully you'll never need to know why, Tails." Lite groaned. "But c'mon. We should leave before this gets ugly."
-15 minutes later-
Airie and C.K., for soon to be known reasons, were wearing gas masks and holding sticks with tazers on the ends. Largo was inside the lab, and for everyone's safety, the two girls had told them to stay out. As they entered the lab and went in deeper, they found something.
Clothes.
No, it wasn't lab coats, but a white shirt and a pair of shoes. They found more clothes on the way: socks, pants, and boxers. They followed the trail until they found Largo working at the computers.But something was verywrong withhim. Something VERY, verywrong.Immeadiately Airie and C.K. put hands over their faces.
"LARGO!" C.K. screamed. "For the name of all that's pure, good, and wonderful in this world PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!"
Yes, Largo stood there, in front of them, completely nude.(A/N: Don't I give you the best things to read?) "Why?" Largo questioned."Without the clothes to slow me down, I was able to get to each computer faster. There was no static dis-charge, and none of the chip sets were damaged."
Airie slowly inched away from the now boiling C.K., who's scream of frustration and disgust could be heard from outside the lab door. An akward silence had risen because of it until Airie walked out of the door. Her tazer on a stick was gone, and C.K. wasn't with her. She pulled off her gas mask and said. "Once C.K.'s done with Largo it'll be safe to go back in there." She and Lite started walking away from the door, not paying anyattention to the large bangs and screams of pain. (A/N: Time for another guessing game! But this one is pretty easy...)
"HENTAI!"
"Get-!"
"SUKEBE!"
"Away from me-!"
"EECHI!"
"You psychotic echinda!"
This was followed by another silence. C.K. came out a few seconds later, dragging a clothed, burnt, and unconcious Largo away from them premisis. "Baka..."C.K. muttered under her breath. "If I knew you were coming, I would've brought your cage."
With a little help from Amy and Tails, Lite got settled in his room quickly. Afterwords, Tails returned Airie's wallet to Lite. Lite skimmed through the pictures, you can just imangine what he saw: one of all four of them together, Airie and C.K. doing a cosplay thing, Lite getting high scores on video games, and even C.K. trying torearange Largo's internal organs. And succeeding at that.He chuckled at them, letting his memories roam free, until Amy asked him "Did you know Airie before she became your sister?" "Yeah, I did." Lite said with a smile. "I'd tell you the story, but I have this very strong feeling that you wouldn't like it." "Oh c'mon! It can't be that bad." Tails said. "Actually, I just meant Amy wouldn't like it, but alright." Lite cleared his throat.
"It was only when I was your age, Tails. I was picked on alot, not because I like you guys or anything, but because I said that Amy was my favorite girl character and-"
"Aww, Lite, that's so sweet of you!" Amy squealed.
"You want me to tell this story or not?" Lite said. Amy just giggled.
"Anyway, that was why I was picked on. I didn't have any friends my own age, and the closest things I did have to friends tortured me with mental abuse. They were saying that I wanted to...to..."
Lite was blushing furiously. "They said you wanted to what?' Amy asked. Lite bent over and whispered it in her ear, her already large enough eyes getting larger. "THEY SAID YOU WANTED TO DO THAT! WITH ME!" (A/N: Another 10,000 points to whoever guesses correctly what Lite said.) Lite vigorously shook his head up and down. "Told you you wouldn't like it..." he said. Amy calmed down. "Its alright. I'm fine now. Go on."
"Okay. Now, its just so happens, that Airie always passed my elementary school on the way home from her middle school. My 'friends' were torturing me in the playground and Airie saw them doing it. Being the completely 'punch-'em-in-the-face-first-and-ask-questions-later' person that she is, grabbed the closest thing she could find: a lead pipe. She took out a red marker and covered the pipe with marks. She came inside the playground and..."
"Hey! Leave that kid alone!" cried a black haired girl. Some kids were pushing around a little blonde boy. They just smirked. "Oh YEAH? Well, what are YOU gonna do if we say no?" The girl just took something out from behind her back. "You've forced me to bring out The Lead Pipe Of Justice! Now say hello to my little friend!" She held a long lead pipe in her hands. All over the pipe was red, wet stains. "I just used it on a guy who flipped my friend's skirt at my school today..."she said, admiring the red fluid. "Yeah, I think he just went to the hospital." The girl didn't need to say anymore; the kids had run off .
She dropped the pipe and went over to the little boy. "You alright?" she asked as if nothing happened. "Y-yeah..." the boy said. "But what about that pipe? Is that really...?" "Blood?" the girl asked. "Nah. I just used a red marker on it. But from the look of how those kids acted when they saw it, I don't think that they'll dare bother you again." She walked toward the fence gate. "I'll be seeing you!" she called. "Wait! the boy yelled. "What's your name?" "Airie! Airie Keys!"
"Airie and I became good friends after that day. I met her Mom, too. I didn't know her for very long though, because...well...of the incedent. Her aunt and uncle took her in, but they hated her mother and were total jerks to her because of it! They even said taking care of her would cost their son his job! After my parents found out, they didn't wnat a friend of mine to be treated like that. They talked things over with Airie's grandfather, and he said it'd be for the best if she let them adopt her. My parents always wanted a daughter anyway, and since we got along, that made things even easier. A week later, Airie's things were all packed up, and she was ready to move in with us."
Airie's grandfather walked over to Lite. "Young man..." Lite was startled by this. He hadn't said a word to him."Huh...what?" "I want you to do you best to protect my grand-daughter from evil people, much like my daughter and myidiot son-in-law." "Grandpa! You can't mean that!" Airie's aunt yelled. "What? What did I say? It's the truth, after all." Lite laughed at this. Airie's grandfather turned back to him. "So, you think you can do that?" "Yes sir! I'll do my best!" Lite said.
"And that's how it all happened!" Lite finished."Wow, Lite!" Amy said amazed. "I thought you were one of those really annoying little brothers!" "But you're just an over-protective one, right?" Tails asked. "Yeah, pretty much." Lite shrugged. "BUT I can be annoying when I want to be!" "How so?" Amy asked. "Well, I'm not one to brag but I know everything about Airie, from her math scores to the color of her panties!" Lite proudly said.
Suddenly, a DVD case for Samurai Champloo whacked Lite unconsious, and a female voice yelled out:
"I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING LITE!"
As Amy helped Lite to his feet, Tails said, "Amy, do you know who said that?" "Airie, obviously." Amy said. "No, it wasn't Airie. She went ot sleep awhile ago after yelling at Lite 'I really understand the plot', or something like that."
"Wait, if Airie's in her room, then who would have-?" Before Amy could finish, C.K. walked in the room as if her life was completely perfect. She picked up the DVD case. "I'm sorry! I must have dropped this!" she said cheerfully. She left the room, leaving Amy and Tails to think about what just hapened.
Its time for the first ever Shirt Guy Knuckles! Yes people, I WAS serious. I'm not sure if this one is very funny, seeing how it is the first one, but I swear they will get funnier. This was just an idea I had for the first one, but I decided to turn the idea of making SGK itself into the first one! Making no sense? Then read!
Shirt Guy Knuckles Episode 1- The FirstIdea For SGK
-inside a chat room with K.O. and Knuckles-
K.O.>- Hmmm...
Knux>- So, what's the idea?
K.O.>- Well, I call it 'Knuckles Sings Barry', and it goes a little something like this...
-to idea-
Knuckles- -singing- I do things that make the whole world scream! I wreak the havoc and chaos and every-thing! -thermo nuclear missles fly down from sky- Oh, Zombie! How you gurgled and sheirked when I shot you! And now your oozing away! Ohh Zombie! -parts of Knuckles fly of in different directions-
-back from idea-
K.O.>- So, whaddya think?
Knux>- ...
Knux>- I know where you live. No jury alive would convict me.
K.O.>- Oh, c'mon, its cute.
