-I apologize for my bitchy-ness about that SGK. I've decided to get rid of the due date, so I'll annouce the winners when I get 4-5 submissions, not matter how long that may take. Thank you.
I know what you guys are thinking; "OMFG SHE LIVES!" I also apologize for not updating for... um... months. -looks guilty- But you have to understand. With the writer's block, my Internet connection going down for more than 3 weeks, going back to school REALLY early (Aug. 15), the release of Kingdom Hearts II, my overdosage on yaoi, getting sick, my great uncle passing away, and the... other thing, I could hardly work on this chapter at all. Once again, sorry, but thank you for your patience. This chapter would have been longer, but it reached over 10 pages in Word, so I thought it would be OK
By the way, Knuckles is comming back to work next chapter, once he's done with the new material. Yay.-
It was a joyus celebration. On August 25th, A.O.T.T., the first fanfiction from Kawaii Overodse, was a year old. Confetti was everywhere. People rocked out to System Of A Down and Story Of The Year because that was the only music anyone could find. Epsio got drunk, put a lampshade on his head, and started to make out with a cookoo clock, all of it caught on film. Riku was placed in the center of a shooting gallery and was promptly killed. It was a glorious day indeed. But for every party there is one who would rather not be there, and it can be anyone. Even the one who threw the party in the first place...
K.O.- ... ... ...
Airie- ...OK, I'll bite.What's with her? She's been like that for months. Not even Kingdom Hearts II cheered her up. (KH2 IS FREAKING AWESOME BY THE WAY!)
Sonic- She had to go to a place! It was terrible! It was the thing worse than evil, worse than English essays, worse than the worst thing you can possibly think of!
Airie- -gasp- You don't mean-!
Sonic- Oh, but I do! It was-!
K.O.- -chokes him- SAY THOSE WORDS AND YOU DIE.
Sonic- Urg... Summer... school...
-random gasps-
K.O.- DIE YOU MOTHER FSCKER! -shoots-
Yes, it's true. For the first time in my 14-year-old life, I had to go to summer school. Some of you may not see this as a big deal, but when the Illinois Board Of Education is so fscked up that it doesn't even bother to correctly count your test scores and sends you there even though you probably didn't need to, I would think that it is A BIG FRIKIN DEAL.
OCAdam- Is that really true? I'm sorry about that, I really didn't know about it. My sisters told me about it (actually, they acted it out for me), so I thought they made it up. Sorry for the confusion. I suppose you don't need to use that title. I couldn't think of anything else. Thanks for submitting, and once again, sorry.
By the way, if you really want me to have half rights to Water Tails, then it's only fair that you get half rights to one of my characters! (if it helps you decide, C.K. will pay you 15 million in frozen assests to take Largo)
Twilight-Link- Aiiie! Don't hurt me! I just thought you were a fan! I didn't know he was your homie! Anyway, I'll PM you the profiles, but it might take a while because I have to go through all the... 1035 e-mails I have saved in my box. Its OK about forgetting. I guess we've been talking in code for too long.
Carolyn the Hedgehog- Thanks for the support, but as Sonic so rudely stated, all of it was for nothing...
Chaotix Extremist- It has been a while since we heard from you! But its not like we were never going to hear from you again! ...Right? By the way, if you wouldn't mind, I find another Kingdom Hearts thing I think you'll like. I'll send it to you later.
Sariyu-chan and Sayuri-san- It's ok, don't freak out, I realize I was a bitch. But, I'm sure you can think of something. You're a very funny person!
Star- YAY! Another vote for Knuckles to add! I can't imagine Airie with Shadow, though. Mainly, it's cause I hate him, but also because I think of him as a... you know what? I'm not giving away a plot device this time. Sorry!
By the way, I can get your charrie in, but she'll have small role, as all the bigger roles have been filled and that's the only one I could give her. Sorry, but it's better than nothing!
Tailsie- Well... Yeah, I guess you're right; Airie would look a little strange.
Airie- A LITTLE? I can hardly sleep because of the wings, and I'm afriad the talon things on my hands are going to poke out my eyes if I rub them!
But you see, she's a hedgechidna, or Twilight as I call them, because -insert secret plot device here-
Airie- Really?
Yeah! And the wings are there 'cause -insert very, VERY important and secret plot device here-.
Airie- You're kidding!
Nuh-uh! And good point about the Airie Keys/Alicia Keys thing. It never even crossed my mind! But that's what happens when you have to sisters who sing 'Because Of You' horribly off-key all the time!
Shadow- -scoff- And you claim to be 'the almighty authoress'.
K.O.- -cocks gun- You want to join Riku and Sonic? 'Cause I have a lot of bullets left over.
Shadow- Uhh... No?
K.O.- Too bad. I need to take my anger out on something. Besidses, I was going to do this eventually.
BLAM!
And so, Shadow died a very horrible death along with Riku and Sonic until they get ressurected by fangirls in the next chapter. So yeah, what else is new...
K.O.- Before we begin, however, in honor of this occasion, I'd like to share with you 3 facts about A.O.T.T. before it was A.O.T.T. Ladies and germs, I give you A.O.T.T.: The Truth Behind The Truth! Part I
1. The REAL Airie Keys
Airie's original name was not Airie Keys. She was originally a Miss Rena (RAY-NA) Heartfold, a 14-year-old brunette and a legend among her fellow members of G.U.N. She was also the only G.U.N. member that wasn't color-blind, as she supported Sonic during the ARK incident, at which time the story takes place. Her parents, also G.U.N. members, were shot and killed in a mysterious incident, so Rena set out to find their murderer, while also attemping to be reunited with Knuckles, her best friend whom she met when they were both just itty-bitty kids (back then, it was a KnuxOC fic hands down). She even gave up her humanity to become a furrie so she could see it all to the end. This, however, failed because I didn't have a definite story line, so Rena became Airie, and the story line became more secure. Rena is still a character a plan to use in a different fic, however.
2. The Birth Of Lite And C.K.
C.K. and Lite were NOT in the original draft. I had not met the people of who they were based on when I started writing. Hell, the closest they would have gotten to being in the story back then was if they somehow turned themselves into Clara and Elliot from NiGHTS (Back then, I planned to connect as many different games as I could to the fic).
3. Gaga And The Four Worlds Of Origin
Oh, Gaga! Gaga, Gaga, Gaga...! I'm pretty sure most of you have realized this, but for those who haven't, Gaga was orginally there just to fill in a HUGE gap in the story. I was going to get Airie and her friends into the Sonic X world no matter what. BUT, when I tried to include C.K. into Lite and Largo's accension, she didn't fit. I then did what any fanfiction writer desperate to get past a mild case of writer's block would have to do at some point: use the awesome power of Anime Network ON DEMAND and gorge myself with the big-headed anime goodness until inspiration struck. And thank God it did; after hatching a new Chao in SA2 (a sparkly red Chao, his name is Cinna btw) and starting to watch InuYasha from episode one, Gaga was born as, said before, a plot device. But after some time, he grew on me and is now what I hope to be a favorite character among readers.
As to where he got his name from... uhh... Look! A three-headed monkey! -runs-
RECAP: Back at the mansion, Airie was playing a game with Lite, when her eyes opened wide and her head perked up, as though she had come to some realization.
"What's wrong, sis?" Lite asked cocking his head.
Airie didn't move. "There's that sense of impending doom again..."
Knuckles walked silently through the woods of Forest Hill, clutching his red Chaos Emerald. As he stared into it's deep glow, he began to think more and more of home, if he could really consider Angel Island more like his home than as his prison. Regardless, he was growing more and more anxious to return. Without him, the Master Emerald could fall into the wrong hands! (A/N: Even though it's over 100 stories in the sky and you'd probably need a jet plane to get there.)
So deep in thought, Knuckles lost some focus on his surroundings, otherwise he would have felt the familiar presence that wasalready able tospell out his doom time and time again.
"KNUCKLES!"
Knuckles swivled his head. "Oh no, not... her..."
C.K. nose-dived to the ground were Knuckles stood, coming to a screeching halt. "I found you!" she proclamied.
Knuckles cocked an eyebrow. "'Found me?' You mean you were trying to track me down?"
C.K. paled. "Uhh... N-NO! I wasn't LOOKING for you!"she stammered, hiding a DNA-tracking device and a small lock of Knuckles' dreads. "You were just... convienently there, out in the open, and going where I'm going!"
Knuckles, annoyed, rubbed his temples. (A/N: That's it, Knux. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll keep the psycho fangirl away). While he did so, C.K.'s broom started floating back and away from him. "...What are you doing?"
"I dunno what happened." C.K. said climbing off. "It just went backwards when you rubbed your head. Weird, huh?" (A/N: ...It worked? No foolin'? EEEE-HEEE-HEEEE! NEW TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD PLAN!)
"So..." Knuckles said, not mentioning he felt someone plotting diabolically. "What do you want?"
C.K. threw her hands in the air. "What! Can't a girl follow around the guy she's desperatly in love with, withOUT it being considered some hair-brained 'fall-in-love-with-me-or-die' scheme?" After noticing Knuckles' freaked out expression and having him step a few inches away from her, she quickly said, "Uh... I mean... Nothing!"
"OK... I'm leaving then..."
"WAIT!" C.K. called. "...OK, you got me. I'm looking for someone. Someone I HAVE to see in person, or so help me I will grab the nearest person, tear out their mantle, hang it over a rear view mirror, and-!"
C.K. stopped at the sound of a large 'clunk'. After quickly saying, "Nevermind.", she dashed over to the bushes and screamed, "LUCKY!"
Knuckles, still unsure that following the 'Echidna Amy 2.0' was the best of ideas, walked over and asked, "What's lucky?"
"Not what's Lucky!" C.K. corrected. "It's who's Lucky!"
Knuckles looked past the bushes and saw what could just be his way back home. Of course, it did not look like it at first glance. It was a robot, clearly one of Eggman's, because who else would have robots aimlessly walking around the area? It's body was constructed out of golden metal and was covered in front by a horeshoe, and in the center of that was a four-leaf clover. Its two rabbit feet were kicking in the air, as it had fallen over and was rolling from one side to the other due to its bell shape.
"Where'd this thing come from?" he asked.
"Ohh, Lucky came from stupid Eggman's stupid crashed ship that's below that stupid cliff." C.K. said, not even caring.
"WHAT?"
"...Nothing. You heard nothing."
-At the mansion-
"A-Airie... are you sure this is right?"
"...No Amy, I'm not. But doesn't it feel right deep inside you?"
"I don't know..."
"Amy, trust me, you'll learn in time. But I can't give you the heavy stuff yet."
"Why?"
"It could overload your mind at this age, and trust me, you DO NOT want that. We'll just start you out on some easy shonen-ai, and once C.K. and I finish your tain-"
Sonic opened the door to Airie's room, which for some reason, had all the lights turned off. On the bed sat an angered Airie and a confused Amy. Airie, for some reason, was wearing the bed sheet like a cloak to conceal her face. The only light coming from the darkness was from Airie's laptop.
"Airie, what are you, a troll?" Sonic chuckled.
Sonic wasn't chuckling for much longer when Airie grabbed him by his invisible collar and started to yell in his face. "What do you want!" She screamed. "Can't you see I'm busy tainting this young, innocent child!"
"What are you- AUUGH!"
Sonic cut himself off when Airie punched him down the stairs, with the only warning of, "Begone, philistine succubus!"
Sonic tumbled down the stairs, head over big blue heels, until he somehow founf himself in the garage, where Lite was helping Tails with the X-Tornado. One look at the red mark on Sonic's face, Lite had to ask, "Dude, what happened to you?"
Sonic jumped back up. "Your sister punched me down the stairs for no reason!"
"Well, there had to be a reason. Airie doesn't do those kinds of things just for fun, y'know." Lite said. "Whatever she was doing might have been weird, but I know my sister well enough by now not to question everything she does in her free time..."
Lite walked down the halls of his house and stopped by Airie's room. She had her face buried in what appeared to be a bible, and it looked as though she was preforming a wedding ceremony for her two Sonic and Shadow dolls, as they were both dressed in little tuxedos.
"Uh... Airie?"
Airie reached for a baseball bat lying next to her. "Keep walking."
"Okie-dokie..."
"...but that's not the point." Lite said. "So... what'd you do?"
"I don't know..." Sonic said, rubbing his head. "I walked into her room to see what was going on, there were no lights down, Amy was there, and Airie yelled that she was "tainting a young, innocent child", or something."
Lite raised his brows. "Ah, I see." He then proceeded to take a water bottle he had been drinking from, drink some of the contents, then spit it out in Sonic's face. "WHAT?" he roared. "And you didn't STOP her? And I thought you were a hero!"
Sonic wiped the water/spit off his face. "I am! And just how am I supposed to stop her? I have no idea what she's talking about!"
Lite gave him an insane look. "Are you kidding me?"
"No!"
Lite's eye twitched very visibly, as it was the only think he could do to prevent himself from slapping his forehead. Remembering Tails was in the room, and, not wanting to concern him, mouthed out to Sonic what Airie meant by "tainting". (A/N: This is a joke between kyofangirl668 and me, but some of the female readers should be able to figure it out. If a male reader figures it out, I give you an apology cookie in advance.)
Sonic's eyes widened as he foresaw doom. "THAT'S what she was doing!" he yelled. "That's not right!"
Lite nodded vigorously. " I know! Airie does it with every girl she knows around Amy's age! We're just lucky C.K. went out to stalk Knuckles today or who knows what would've gone down!" With that, Lite ran out as fast as he could, screaming, "AIRIE! STOP! SONIC'S THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE THAT WAY!"
Sonic mouth gaped open at the comment. When he finally remembered how to close it, he ran after Lite. "Who's side ARE YOU ON?"
Poor Tails, having had to witness the child-like behavoir of the two, left, deciding he'd rather not get involved.
Ding...Dong!
"I'll get it!" said Chris.(A/N: Man, I love that kid, but I haven't given him a real role. Largo too, now that I think of it.) When Chris got to the door, it burst open, and in walked C.K., swinging her arms and singing all the way.
"Mine eyes have seen the horror of the coming of the frogs!
They are sneaking through the swamps, they are lurking under logs!
You can hear their mournful croaking
Through the early morning fog
Oh, the frogs keep hopping on!"
Upstairs, lite and Sonic were pounding on Airie's door, when it too swung open, knocking them into the wall, and Airie paradeded down the stairs, continuing C.K.'s song.
"Ribbit, ribbit, croak, croak!
Ribbit, ribbit, croak, croak!
Ribbit, ribbit, croak, croak!
Oh, the frogs keep hopping on!"
Chris stared, then returned his attention to Knuckles, who only said, "She was doing that all they way here..."
But, let's not get hung up on Knux's whining. Let's get back to Airie and C.K. That'll keep us entertained.
"So, how is our taintee?" C.K. asked in an Old English accent.
"She's coming along quite nicely. I was surprised." Airie replied in the same way. "She's doing considerably well, seeing as she is a year beneath the proper age."
"Yes, quite."
"Mm-hmm."
"Indeed."
When Lite and Sonic got out from behind the door, then ran downstairs to confront the two. "How could you guys do that to poor Amy!" Lite cried.
"Why would you think I like people that way!" Sonic screamed.
"One, because we can." C.K. said.
"And two, because you just give off that impression." Airie said.
"HOW!"
"You just do. I can't tell you anymore or else your brain will implode." Airie said. She walked into the opposite room, which was the kitchen. When she closed the door behind her, there was a cry of, "BOKKUN!"
Sonic snapped out of his dramatuzed state, and Lite and C.K. stopped arguing when Airie screamed. The four ran into the kitchen, only to see Airie standing in front of the table. On the table was Bokkun, eating various amounts of food set out. Well, he was eating them until Airie walked in. Now he was just sitting there with his mouth gaped open. He hid the food in his hands behind his back.
"This isn't what it looks like!"
"Oh, so it DOESN'T look like you're mooching off our food!" Lite exclaimed.
Bokkun swallowed what was in his mouth. "I wasn't stealing it! Do you have any idea how for Dr.Eggman's base is from here? I was starving! You can't deny a little robot with a sweet tooth a snack once in a while!"
"Robots have sweet toohths?" C.K. pondered aloud.
Airie ignored her and asked, "So tell us, why are you here?"
Bokkun stood up and walked across the table coming back with another exploding television and an small, sealed envelope. "I actually have a message from the doctor to you!"
"To me?" Airie looked back at the others, who merely shrugged." ...Well, let's see what Eggy wants."
Bokkun turned on the TV, and on the screen appeared Eggman. "Greetings... Ms. Keys, was it?" he said with a smirk.
"What do you want? You're interuppting my very busy schedule of doing nothing."
"Please, don't talk like that." Eggman said. "I've sent Bokkun all the way here with good news."
"Good news would be weird coming from you, considering that you're, y'know, kinda the VILLIAN here."
"I realize that, but this is news for you alone. You see, in light of your special 'abilities', I've decided to extend a hand of partnership to you."
"'Partnership'?"
"Just think of it! With your powers and my genius, we would become an unstoppable force! Together, we could enslave this planet and create the Eggman Empire! You, of course, would be given a seat of power."
Bokkun handed Airie the envelope, which held inside an invitation for her. Airie was, nontheless, impressed.
"Wow..." she said. "A honorary invitation and a seat of power. Pretty cool!" Her eyes lit up. "And the whole idea of enslaving the human race-!" Her expression turned grim as she crumpled up the paper. "Not so much." She tossed the paper into the garbage bin. "There's your answer, Eggy."
"But Airie!" C.K. said. "For as long as I've known you, you've always wanted to rule over humanity!"
"Yeah! You've always wanted to make a world in your own vision!" Lite said.
"I still do, guys, I still do." Airie said. "But I won't rely on the help of a guy with a glanduer problem to do it. When the time comes, I will do it on my own. You still want to become Supreme High Emperess of all Asia, don't you C.K.?"
C.K. looked down sheepishly. "Hai..."
"And Lite, you still want to become the dictator of Canada, right?"
Lite shifted on his feet. "Yeah..."
"And the two of you still want to carry out our plan of wiping MySpace off the plain of exsistense, RIGHT?"
The two nodded.
"Well then, its settled. The answer's no."
Eggman sighed. "I had figured you would say that..." he said with obvious disapointment. "Oh well. I tried, and I know when I'm beat. I'll leave you be. But please, keep the TV as a gift. There aren't any explosives, that I can assure you. And with that, I bid you farewell." The TV blacked out.
"That was odd." Sonic said.
"Y'think?" Airie said. "But who cares? FREE TV!" She lifted it up, but it was too heavy for her. "Ohh, God..." She handed it to Sonic.
"Hey, why do I have to carry it? Its your TV!"
"Yap yap, blah blah, dribble dribble dribble." Airie said. Sonic rolled his eyes up and mimicked her. Airie just mimicked his mimick.
"Hey, you can't mimick my mimick!"
"Oh yes I can. I just did, didn't I?"
The two continued to argue, and Lite and C.K. just watched.
None of them had noticed that Bokkun had previously flown out the window, and now hovered against the wall. He peered in every so often to look at Sonic (A/N: NO! Bokkun is NOT going to be like that!). "I just have to wait till he looks at it..." he said, slowing reaching for a switch from his pack. "Oh, I hope the doctor know what he's doing!" He peered inside again.
"Look, Sonic we're not getting anywhere. Let's just drop it." Airie said.
"The arguement of the TV?"
"Very funny."
"Heh, what can I say? I'm a funny hedgehog." Sonic chuckled. "But anyway, that was really weird of Eggman just to give up like that."
"Yeah." C.K. agreed. "That wasn't like him at all."
"He's probably up to something, same as always." Lite added.
Sonic set the TV down on the counter. "What is he up to...?" His eyes darted to a small hole in the side of the TV. "What the heck is thing thing?"
"NOW!" Bokkun whispered, and he hit the switch.
On the inside, a bright pink spray came out from the small hole Sonic was examining and covered him. The chemical spray knocked him out and he fell to the ground.
"Holy crap! Sonic!" Airie dropped to the floor and began to shake the blue hedgehog. "Wake up! This is not funny! I swear if you're faking it..."
"C'mon Lite, let's get Amy!" C.K. said.
"Yeah! She should know what to do!" The two left, leaving Airie and unconsious Sonic alone.
Well, he was unconsious for about 10 more seconds after they left. Airie had pulled his head into her lap when his eyes slowly started to open. His vision was blurred, but he could clearly see Airie's look of relief.
"Oh, thank God you're alright!" she sighed. "...You are alright, right?"
Sonic slowly sat up, and stared Airie in the face. Airie just looked back in confusion. Suddenly, Sonic burst into joyus tears and embraced the girl. "I'm OK as long as you are, Airie!" he cried.
Airie was, of course, frightened beyond all belief. "Sooonic..." she said slowly. "Are you sure you're feeling OK?"
She felt Sonic nod. "Yep! As long as I'm with you again!"
Airie jumped back. "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Hold the phone!" she yelled, waving her arms frantically. "What did you mean by "with you"?"
"I was so worried!" Sonic said. "When I got knocked out, I thought you were next! And its my duty to be worried about my girlfriend!"
Airie froze.
"Say again?"
"My girlfriend."
"I'm sorry, but what?"
"My girlfriend."
"I'm not following you."
"My girlfriend!"
Now, most people don't know this, but the thin line between sanity and insanity isn't something that you can cross over. Its actually the Thin Line of Sanity, and you can only become insane should the line snap. Temporary insanity, the kind most young people have, occurs when the line bends. Airie's line must have been bent over in a lot of places after she processed what Sonic had said. She did the only thing a person could do if a blue hedgehog just called them their girlfriend.
Yep, you guessed it; she screamed. She screamed so loud everyone in Station Square paused for a brief moment, wondering where the shreik came from. Naturally, Lite, C.K. and Amy had heard, and they all ran downstairs into the kitchen. What a surprise when they saw Sonic, still on the floor, only with a large bump on his noggin, and Airie crouched over him, holding a frying pan and panting heavily.
"Airie, what did you do!" C.K. yelled. " I thought the purpose of us getting Amy to help was to wake Sonic up, not knock him out again!"
Airie was panting more heavily now. "You don't understand!" she cried. "He woke up, hugged me and then-"
"Called you his girlfriend?"
The four turned to the TV, which had turned on again, Eggman face still on, only with a smub smile on his face. Airie did not hesitate to run up to the TV and scream, "YOU! FIX SONIC NOW, YOU FAT BUTT-LICKER!"
"I'm not fat, and no."
"WHY!"
"I really see no point. You didn't wish to cooperate, so I used the chemical spray inside the TV, mixed with your own DNA and other pheromones, to make you appear irresistable to him. Glad to see that it worked, by the way."
Airie calmed down a bit. "OK, what do you want?"
"Simple; if you join me, I will give you the antidote to cure Sonic of the chemicals." He raised a small vile, which was clearly the antidote. "If not... well, I would hope to hear of a wedding someday!" With that, the TV blacked out for good.
C.K. put her hands to her mouth in shock.
Amy blanked out entirely.
Lite resisted to urge to shoot Sonic in his K.O.'d state.
Airie stood agast. "Oh, son of a bitch..."
Important Service Announcement From Kawaii Overdose- Keep Yourself Pre-ocupied!
Lyrics by Nick Cave "The Curse Of Millhaven". Also, no offense meant to those who go to a private school, as I went to one, too (but I will never, ever go back. EVER.)
K.O.- If some of you didn't read the top and are wondering why this chapter came even slower than usual, please give most of the blame to the stupid Illinois Board Of Education (who didn't even bother to count the ISAT scores) and my stupid principal, who both said I had to go to summer school (even though I passed all my freaking classes), causing the update slowness, because if I didn't go, I wouldn't become a freshman. OH TEH NOES! So, a good friend of mine and I put together some activities you can do should something like this happen again.
1. Get together all the actors, singers, sport stars and corporate bastards who earn millions a year to explain face-to-face to a woman who just lost her child due to starvation why they sleep on piles on money.
2. Point at something!
3. Create a new TV show called "Space Survivor", where anyone who has ever been on a reality show is blasted off into the sun (except for Queer Eye, cause then you're just being (in my opinion) a homophobe, and the day you do that is the day I hunt you down and kill you :D)
4. Look the other way!
5. Soothe a loved one's troubled mind by writing Nick Cave song lyrics on a get well card. EXAMPLE!
Troubled Loved One- -reading card in horror- ...Yeah, I drowned the blakey kid, stabbed Mrs. Colgate, I admit. Did the handyman with his circular saw in the garden shed. But I never crucified little Biko, that was two Junior High School psychos...
6. Eat a muffin!
7. Start the "Let's Drink Milk Association", and get members by holding a musical with many, many singing and dancing cows. ANOTHER EXAMPLE!
Singing And Dancing Sows- Straight from da udder of a litte calf's mudder! So when you feel like poo, all you have to do is moo-moo-moooo! Cuz there's money to blik and we can all buy some milk! Moo... Moo... Let's drink milk...
8. Give K.O. money! That'll make her write!
9. Find out why the same people who teach us about Jesus, the man who lived and died defending the poor, open private schools to give rich kids an edge in education and a general life as opposed to the children who go to public schools.
