Yo! This is my first story the Naruto Children's Book! So, I'll except any reviews, flames, constructive criticism, and just plain ol' good jobs. I don't really care. I hardly expect any reviews at all. So, beggars can't be choosers right? Also, I don't own anything except for a few things. So I definitely do not own Naruto. And now, for the feature film, err…. Story.

Naruto Children's Book

Chapter one

This is Naruto! He is a ninja! He was taught to kill people at the age of six!

He lives in Konohagakure no Sato! Back in along time ago, there was a meanie fox who attack the nice village. The fox's name was Kyuubi! Kyuubi was a demon bent on destroying them all! The Kyuubi killed a lot of people, which ruined a lot of lives! Then the nice Yondaime Hokage came along. He sealed the demon into Naruto's belly. The villagers of Konoha now hate naruto because of the big bad Kyuubi.

Naruto likes orange. His clothes are orange! He also likes a girl. Her name is Sakura. But Sakura likes Sasuke. And Naruto hates Sasuke. Sasuke hates Naruto too. Sasuke is big meanie. He ran 1000 volts of electricity through Naruto's stomach. There is a girl who likes Naruto. Her name is Hinata. But Naruto is a dummy. He is very dense. He can't tell that Hinata likes him.

Naruto also doesn't like Orochimaru. Orochimaru is gay. Gay is when a boy likes a boy kids! It is also called not being straight. So be straight kids! It helps! Orochimaru likes snakes. He looks like a snake too.

There is also the big bullies the Akatsuki. They want Kyuubi.

So now you know Naruto. He likes orange, He is a Ninja, and he is denser than a black hole.

So, do you like it? Hate it? Or just indifferent? On a side note, I have nothing against gay people. Someone told me (my beta) it sounded better with that in. I also will make this multi-chapter, so people who like it will be pleased. So, please review!

-Hypercon