Hey all my reviewers! (Which is just two…hehe!) I'm back which is about a day later. Any-a-ways, I would like to thank my reviewers, Spyromania and xLolitaxBunnixSadistx! And now what you all have been waiting for, Chapter 2! Woot! And I found this extremely funny.

Shave the Whales!

This is Sasuke. He is a pyromaniac. He is emo.

Sasuke is from the Uchiha clan! They are a bunch of people with sticks up their butt. He has the Sharingan. It spins. Like a pinwheel. It is red.

Sasuke's brother is named Itachi. He is very sneaky. Do not underestimate the sneaky. He killed the entire Uchiha clan in one night. Sasuke hates Itachi with the passion of a thousand suns. In fact, Sasuke hates everyone. Except for himself. And power. He is very stuck up. He is a pretty boy. He is also followed by a thousand of fangirls. They are very deadly. Lethal in fact.

Sasuke likes getting power. He loves getting power so he can kill Itachi. He loves power so much he ran off to Orochimaru who said he would give Sasuke power. He wants to take over Sasuke's body. Sasuke doesn't seem to mind.

Sasuke doesn't like any girls. He may even be gay. Remember still kids, gay is bad! So are drugs! Sasuke's hair looks like a chicken's butt. His hair is black.

Now you know Sasuke. He is (rumored to be) gay. His hair looks like a chicken butt. He has a very sneaky brother.

Do not underestimate the sneaky!

Hey this is chapter 2 here! I hope you like it as much as the first one. This has been beta'd by anonymous. Anonymous beta'd the first the first chapter. Anyways, Review and remember, Shave the Whales!

Hypercon