A/N: Hinted AxI ; I was bored one day… and my boredom does strange things to my mind
DISCLAIMER:. I don't own Hellsing… ;;
Chapter 2: Sweet Sour? Strawberry grape?
"Sweet or sour?"
"Sour"
"Big or small?"
"Big"
"Strawberry or grape?"
"Strawberry"
"Ok, I'll go find one for you"
"If you have trouble finding one, go steal one from Captain Bernadette. I know he has a stash of them somewhere"
Moments later
"I've got one"
"Good, now take of the wrapper and stick it in here"
"Ok master… tell me exactly, why am I doing this again?"
"Because 1) Im to lazy, and 2) I felt like I was gonna explode if I didn't get one in me"
"Right then… Why did it have to be me?"
"What is this? 20 questions? Everyone else in this house is either so old they wouldn't understand, already busy or plain old lazy like me"
"But master, it's just a measly lollypop. Why couldn't you get it?"
"Because I don't want people to know I like them. Oh and by the way, you tell anyone about my lollypop obsession, and I'll shoot YOUR lollypop!"
"o.O…"
