Guess who's back? It's the Easter bunny! No not really. It's time for chapter five! Woo. I just had an un blocking of the writers block so I decided to write. Or more like type. And here is the chapter rant! It's about self-insert stories. I've got two words. Mostly Horrible. All of the fics about self-insertion I have read sucked. I mean, come on, you suddenly are a great ninja? Have the sharingan? Get hooked up with your favorite character? Just to name a few those are. I read on really good one, but I forgot the title. It was actually realistic. They didn't start out with anything, they were just a civilian living a normal life. It was really good. Anyway, to sum it up, They pretty much all suck. The ones that are good are like the proverbial single fish in the sea. More like ocean. Even more likely the entire fish population. Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to Shino, our favorite bug-boy. Not that we know any other bug-boys, but he is our favorite all the same.
CHAPTER 5
This is Shino. He is a bug man. He likes buggies.
Shino is very quiet. Like a bug. Not a mouse. Bug. He has bugs all over him. And in him. Even places that we are not allowed to talk about on this fic. Even in his brain….creepy.
Shino wears glasses. I think he thinks that he is cool. Shino made this guy's arms explode. His buggies did it. Shino can talk to bugs. He is very creepy.
He is from the Aburame clan. It sounds a little bit like A Boot Ran Me. Very odd.
Shino has his little bugs called Kikachu beetles. It sounds like Pikachu or Kick At You. Still, very odd.
Now you know Shino. He likes bugs, is very quiet, and has bugs in him. He is also very creepy.
Booyah! Two chapters done in one day! I'm on a roll! Anyways, I need to put a disclaimer, Ahem!
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
All done. See you some other day!
