Yay! My sixth chapter! This is the longest story I've ever written and I'm so proud! Hoped ya enjoyed the last chapter! I finally found da name of da fic that inspired me! It's called 'Teach Me English' So yea, just wanted to mention that. I'm sorry that it took so long, but I didn't want to post it in the beginning of June and then I couldn't get online.
And thanx to everyone who reviewed!
By SilkStar
Title - Slumber Party!
Summary - In an attempt to spend some more time together and become closer before the nationals arrive, Fuji invites the Seigaku regulars for a slumber party! Chaos ensues.
Disclaimer - Not mine.
LlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlL
Chapter Five - Alphabet, Alcohol, Midnight Feast, Epilogue
In the end, it was decided that Ryoma would go last, since he did live in the US for most of his life. Eiji had won the argument and so was going first. Momo went next, as he won the coin toss against Kaido, who would go after him. Oishi was after Kaido, then Taka, Inui, Fuji, and Tezuka. Once again, they sat in a circle. deciding to use water mixed with three tablespoons of salt as the drink.
"Ready?" Eiji asked. They all nodded. The game began. Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Atlantic City" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Beverly Hills" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Cincinnati" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Detroit" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Ah...erm..." Slap Clap Snap Snap. "Eh..." Slap Clap Snap Snap. "Ano..." Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"TIMES UP!" Eiji and Momo crowed. "DRINK UP TAKA!" Taka hesitantly took a sip before making a face.
"Ano, it's not as bad as Inui's Penal Tea or Vegatable juice." he offered when the two loudest in the room looked at him expectantly.
"Moving on." Oishi said. Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"East Ridge" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Fresno" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Golden Hills." Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Hollywood" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Indianapolis" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Jackson" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Kansas City." Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Los Angelos." Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Memphis." Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Nashville." Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Olympia." Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Philadelphia." Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Quartz Hill." Silence as they all stared at him. "What?" he asked irritably.
"Is there even a city that starts with the letter Q?" Momo asked blankly.
"Yes. I just said it didn't I?"
"Well, yea but..."
"Are we going to finish or not?" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Eh...ah... noooo!" Eijiu cried. Slap Clap Snap Snap. "Ochibi! You made me forget what I was going to say!" Slap Clap Snap Snap. "Wait! It's not my fault! Not doing that!" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"DRINK UP EIJI-SEMPAI!" Momo crowed. Eiji only whimpered.
"But it's not fair!" he whined. "Ochibi made me forget!"
"Rules are rules sempai." Ryoma smirked. Eiji whimpered again. Inui grinned and his glasses flashed as Eiji took up his glass fearfully. He took a small sip, expecting to pass out.
"BLEH! WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS!" Inui opened his mouth and notebook. Eiji waved his arms frantically. "NEVER MIND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!" Inui snapped his notebook shut, sighing in disappointment. They continued.
Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"San Francisco."
"Tallahassee."
Oishi froze. He couldn't think of a city that started with a U. Slap Clap Snap Snap. He searched his brain in a panic. Slap Clap Snap Snap. He started to sweat, letting out a whimper at having to take a drink. Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"YOUR TURN OISHI-SEMPAI/OISHI!" Oishi steeled himself, picking up his glass and taking a sip. He quickly slammed down the glass, clamping a hand over his mouth as to not puke, taking deep calming breaths through his nose.
Slap Clap Snap Snap.
It was Inui's turn to freeze. Of course, he wasn't afraid of his juice, after all, it was good. Slap Clap Snap Snap. No, he was the one who took down all data. How would it look if he couldn't come up with an answer? Slap Clap Snap Snap. He racked his brain, trying to think of a city. He grinned. He opened his mouth...Slap Clap Snap Snap. Inwardly he cursed at his slow timing.
:"INUI-SEMPAI'S/INUI'S TURN!" Inui calmly downed his glass's contents. Eiji and Momo let out sighs when nothing happened. Of course, they should have expected it.
Slap Clap Snap Snap.
Fuji didn't answer. Slap Clap Snap Snap. He smiled peacefully. Slap Clap Snap Snap. He was aware that everyone was looking at him. Still, he continued to smile. Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE DIDN'T YOU!" the two loudest yelled. Fuji nodded.
"Saa, I wanted to try it." he quickly took a drink and let out a contented sigh. "You've outdone yourself this time Inui."
Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Washington D.C." Slap Clap Snap Snap.
It was Ryoma's turn to freeze. There was no city that started with the letter x, or at least none that he'd ever heard of. Slap Clap Snap Snap. He sighed and prepared himself, scowling at his smirking sempai's. Slap Clap Snap Snap. Ryoma quickly picked up his glass and took a sip before anyone had anytime to say anything. He made a face. Disgusting.
Slap Clap Snap Snap.
Eiji stopped. "NOOOOO! I don't want to drink again!" Slap Clap Snap Snap. "WAIT! I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE!" Slap Clap Snap Snap.
"Now now Eiji-sempai, rules are rules." Momo grinned wickedly. Eiji pouted like a disgruntled puppy.
"Yea! Well just wait! Your next and I don't know about you but I can't think of any city starting with a 'Z'" Momo's grin slowly faded.
He chuckled nervously. "Haha. Eiji-sempai's right. I don't want to play this game anymore."
"Fshhhh. I agree with the idiot."
"Who're calling an idiot Mamushi!"
"You really are an idiot if you can't figure that out." Momo jumped up, planning on slugging the other.
"Sit down you guys. But, I do have to admit, it does get a little boring." Oishi admitted. "And I really don't want taste Inui's Juice again." everyone shrugged.
Fuji smiled. He had expected this, especially with the topics. Everyone would eventually get bored. "Saa, I never?" Once again, they froze. Ryoma nodded grudgingly. "Saa, I don't think I want to use one of Inui's juice for this game. How about we use alchohol?"
"WHAT!" Oishi shouted. "Fuji! We're underaged!"
"Maa maa, no one will know except us. and it's only a few sips." Ryoma grinned.
"Let's do it."
"Echizen!" Momo shouted. "Are you crazy? You're 12!"
"So?" he shot back. "Besides, it's not like we're going to do this again. Unless you're scared Momo-sempai?"
"Of course I am! If my mom finds out I'll be six feet under before I can blink."
"But don't you want to find out Fuji-sempai's secrets? Or buchou's? Or Kaido-sempai's?" Momo paused.
"Alright I'll do it." Not wanting to be outdone, Kaido too agreed.
"Me too me too!" Eiji yelled excited, bouncing in his seat. Oishi, not wanting to leave his partner, reluctantly agreed. Inui thought it would be a great way to gather more information about Fuji. Not wanting to leave the team by themselves, especially with alcohol, Tezuka too agreed. Seeing all eyes on him and that his captain agreed, Taka nodded. Fuji's smile broadened.
"Wonderful. I'll get some cups and the sake." he quickly got up and left the room, coming back just as quick. He filled each cup with sake and sat down. "So, who wants to go first?"
"I've never kissed a girl." Ryoma started. Blushing, Taka took a sip, along with Momo, Oishi, Inui and Fuji.
"I've never liked wasabi." Momo said. Only Fuji took a sip.
"I've never ordered anyone to run laps." Eiji supplied; Tezuka shot him a dark look as he took a sip.
"I've never been afraid of water." Tezuka stated, getting back at Eiji as he remembered the incident when they were first years.
"Ah! You're so mean Tezuka!" Eiji cried as he took another sip.
"Eh? What happened sempai?" Momo asked curiously. Fuji chuckled, Inui turned pink, Tezuka smirked, Oishi bit his tongue, Taka figeted nervously, and Eiji wailed.
"Mou! That was the worst experience I've ever had!"
"So what happened?" Momo repeated.
Fuji chuckled louder. "Saa, Eiji thought it would be fun..."
"NO! DON'T TELL THEM FUJI! UNYAA! THAT WAS SOOO EMBARASSING!"
"Ah, I think we should continue." Oishi said hurriedly, saving his partner.
"Ano...I've never...eaten liver by mistake." Oishi flinched before taking a sip.
"Eh? When was this!" Eiji demanded. No one answered.
"I've never liked cats." Inui said. Ryoma threw him a dark glare before everyone took a drink.
"I've never sprayed myself with WINDEX by accident." Oishi said, throwing an apologetic look towards Momo and Eiji.
"Mou! Is this 'Target Eiji Day' or something and you're not telling me?" he demanded before taking a sip after Momo.
"Saa, I've never had a crush on another guy." Fuji said. Many people in the room froze. Fuji smiled before taking a sip. They stared at him wide eyed.
"EH! You've had a crush on another guy Fuji!" Fuji continued to smiled, looking around at the others with that closed eyed smile of his. Ryoma took a sip grudgingly. "You too Ochibi!" Oishi looked guilty before taking a tip. One by one, Inui, Tezuka and Kaido took a sip.
"Ah! All of you! Even you Oishi! Mou! Why didn't you tell me! Huh?"
"Ah, sorry Eiji, but I didn't know how you'd react." Eiji huffed before staring at him with a piercing eye.
"So? Who is it? Someone I know?" Oishi looked a deer cauight in the headlights.
"I've never had a crush on Monkey King." Ryoma interrupted. Fuji had told them something personal, it was only fair that he returned the favor. He took a sip.
"WHAT! ECHIZEN! WHEN WAS THIS!" Momo yelped. Fuji also stared at him in surprise.
"Shut up! I liked his eyes and it was over when he opened his mouth." Ryoma snapped.
"Wow." Momo teased. "That's gotta be a record. After all, he's never quiet."
"Fshhhh. I've never had a crush on someone on someone from a rival tennis team." Honor dictated that since both his kohai and sempai had told someone personal, he should too. It didn't mean he liked it. He, Tezuka, Fuji, Echizen, Inui and Taka all took a sip.
(0-0)
Half an hour later, more than half of them were drunk and a few were tipsy. Momo and Kaido were currently arguing over something pointless.
"I'VE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON EIJI-SEMPAI!" he yelled loudly at Kaido. he then proceeded to trip over his own feet, knocking into Kaido who then crashed into Inui and Taka, knocking the four of them out.
Inui, on the other hand, had found out that Tezuka had kissed both Sanada Gennichirou and Atobe Keigo once, Taka had been kissed by Akutsu Jin some years back, Fuji had already had sex, Ryoma had made out with both Ibu Shinji and Kamio Akira, Oishi had been kissed by someone from Yamabuki, Kikumaru had kissed Hiyoshi from Hyotei by accident last week, and Kaido had a secret crush on someone from the tennis team.
Oishi took a large drunken gulp from his cup when he heard what Momo had said. Eiji stared at him wide eyed, even in his drunken state. "MOU! I LOVE YOU TOO OISHI!" he yelled before proceeding to kiss the living daylights out of the other half of the Golden Pair. They quickly fell asleep. Ryoma sat there, trying to gather his wits, not noticing Fuji crawling towards him.
"Maa Echizen, what did you say in Russian when we were plaing Truth or Dare?" he asked.
Absently, Ryoma told him. Fuji chuckled before kissing him softly. Without thinking, he responded.
Tezuka, who was also sitting trying to gather his wits, missed many things. He missed Echizen's confession, he missed Fuji and Echizen kissing and he missed the two of them stopping, staring at him hungrily. What he did not miss was the fact that Fuji kissed him while Echizen nibbled on an ear. He felt himself groaning lightly before darkness overtook him.
(0-0)
A few hours later, Momo woke. His stomach growled. He got up and made his way to Fuji's kitchen, not registering that he stepped on people on the way. He rumaged through the fridge loudly when he dropped and rattled items. Everyone woke and walked to the kitchen. Momo already had a sandwich in his hands, taking large bites.
"Nya! Momo! I want some!" Eiji whined.
"Get your own Eiji-semapi!"
"I believe that I made that for myself." Fuji said dangerously. Momo laughed, scratching the back of his head before panicking and throwing the sandwich to Kaido. Kaido hissed before throwing it back. Unfortunately, he was still tipsy and ended up throwing it...right on Tezuka's head. Tezuka blinked before growling. Kaido bowed several times in apology. He stumbled and crashed right into Echizen who crashed in Oishi who crashed into the table, knocking the items on it, some of which flew and hit everyone else.
Fuji twitched when he felt the mayonaise in his hair. He walked like a predator, scopping some raddish that Momo had taken out ealier, and threw it. Eiji blinked, some liquid dribbling down his face. "FOOD FIGHT!" he crowed, grabbing as much food he could that was lying around and throwing it while looking for cover. Everyone eyes' widened before they too took food and launched it, even Tezuka who was still in a tipsy state. Oishi, using his impeccable aim, accurately targeted Kaido and Momo who had started the whole mess in the first place.
Food flew, raddish, mayonaise, and ketchup stained the walls. Fuji was in front of the spice cabinet, making sure no one got close to his precious wasabi, glaring at anyone who came more than three feet.
By the time they stopped, exhausted, nothing was left untouched. The whole kitchen, including walls and ceiling, was covered with something. Tired, they marched back into the living room and conked out.
Yuuta peered downstairs. He'd heard the food fight. He had come home from Saint Rudolph, not to spend the night, but to gather a few things he had forgotten from his last visit that were essential. It looks like no one noticed him going into his room when they had started their alphabet game. He hadn't planned on spending the night, but fell asleep when he didn't want to hear about anything the Seigaku regulars talked about during their drunken state. Oh well, he would just have to leave early so he wouldn't be seem, conned by his Aniki into cleaning, or late for school. He made a decision. He was never coming back here again. Embarassing moments were too much for him.
The next day, everyone screamed and yelled when they awoke.
Owari
(0-0)
Epilogue -
The next day at school was hell. Everyone stared at them and Coach Ryuzaki yelled at them for their horrible performance. What he didn't know was that all of them were suffering from hangovers. Fuji was seen wearing the girl's uniform. No one questioned him as he glared at anything and everything that moved. Not even the teachers looked at him for fear of incurring his wrath.
Echizen slept through class, which was no surprise, but what was noted was his bloodshot eyes and more than usual irritable mood as he literally growled at anything that came into his line of sight. Osakada, oblivious to these problems talked his ear off, asking what was wrong. His growling grew louder until he finally snapped, stomping out of the classroom, leaving her in tears.
Eiji, by default, had no problems besides the headache. Since he sat right by Fuji, no one bothered him in fear of bothering Fuji.
Momo and Kaido however, had no such luck. They got detention for the rest of the week. Inui used his creepiness to get out of any trouble while Taka got out of trouble by apologizing to the point to tears.
Tezuka was also in a bad mood and since he seemed to intimidate everyone, everyone stayed away from him. Oishi counted himself lucky as he stayed near Tezuka all day.
The regulars all cursed Fuji for getting them in this mess in the first place. Afternoon practice was no better. Apparently, Atobe was estactic about his date with Tezuka, as shown by the dozens of bouquets of roses sent to the locker room. Rumors were spread. Their performance were no better than morning practice. Ryuzaki-sensei got so fed up she chewed them out before sending them home, telling them not to bother showing up for practice tomorrow and running 100 laps the day after. Not wanting anymore punishment, they quickly left, running to change and then all the way out of the school gates.
"Well, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be." Oishi offered. Everyone glared.
Owari (for real)
LlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlL
And with this, Slumber Party comes to a close. Finally! Once again, I apologize. As I sauid, I lost my internet in June and when I got it back, this chapter had been deleted(I still think it's my sister although she denies it). This was supposed to come out some 3-4 weeks ago, but i had to rewrite everything and look up all the cities again. This is supposed to be longer, but i got lazy and i really didn't want to redo everything so i put out what I remembered and added somethings. I Never was supposed to be way longer and funnier too. So was the epilogue, but as I said, too lazy.
I sincerely thank all who have reviewed and have read my fic. I hope you read my new fic in the Naruto Category. And with this last note, Slumber Party is officially over.
Thank you again.
Ja!
SilkStar
