Wow! Exactly 5 reviews.This is chapter is dedicated to all the lovely, kind-hearted people who reviewed and thought my story was funny. I thought and thought, and decided that this chapter's victim of indignity will be Max Tate. Thank you's go to:
Moonwarrior12: I have obliged my dear friend. I hope you think this chapter is even better than last.
Taysia: glad you do. Here is chapter two. (Hey I made a rhyme!)
BeyMistress05: I didn't know they made sweet cheezits. Where! Just joking. Thanks for your review and I hope you like this chapter as well.
Astera Snape: I bottlecaps, shall not be found guilty of any deaths due to reading this story with the consumption of food. just thought you might wanna know!
CrimsonSkye06: Thank you so much and I would be pleased to write as many chapters for this story as possible.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own beyblades.
Chapter2: Tidy Whities.
The events that had occurred earlier in the day had simply been shrugged off as too much stress on Kai. Even now as he sat happily in the living room playing with small plastic toy cars, his teammates accepted the strange behavior. (Little did they know that soon, they would all become insane due to me)
Max was in the kitchen making himself a peanut butter and pickle sandwich when a completely inappropriate thought smacked him on the side of his head. Literally. Max peeled a pair of soaking wet boxers off of his face and looked to see a grinning Kai.
"Just let it go, Max. I don't really think there is anything you can do about it. He just needs time and I'm sure he will go back to his regular grumpy self." Rei said.
Max turned to Rei as he finished speaking.
"I know." said Max. "Its just so... creepy seeing him like this."
Kai ran off to go play with the "purple bunnies" he said were back underneath Tyson's bed. Rei left Max alone in the kitchen to eat his sandwich. Once he was gone, Max smiled. A small creepy smile. 'Thanks, Kai. Somehow I think I needed that.' He finished his sandwich and then quickly made a list of the things he was going to need.
Then he found his wallet, pulled out a twenty, and snuck out of the house to the store just around the corner.
Nobody noticed Max's sudden disappearance or his reappearance ten minutes later. Dinner was, for the most part, uneventful. Rei only had to tell Kai twice that his hot dog "airplanes" were not meant to fly. Afterwards, Max slipped off unnoticeably to his room, muttering incoherently.
Once in his room, safely hidden behind the locked door, Max began his secret plot. Nightfall came slowly for Max, but he smiled gleefully as a silvery crescent moon rose into the sky. He listened quietly as sounds of snoring were emitted from Tyson's room next door. Max added a large, black, wooden cap and grinned at his appearance in the mirror he had attached to his door.
He grabbed his little backpack and stealthily crept into Tyson's room. He shone a small flashlight into several drawers before he found what he was looking for and couldn't help but stifle a small laugh. These were Tyson's? The flashlight showed four turtles dressed up in armor, each wielding a weapon. 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Max read slowly and sniggered again.
He snuck soundlessly out of the room, stuffed all of Tyson's boxers into and picked up an imaginary pager. "Phase one completed successfully. Phase two, began." he whispered into it and released a small childish laughter. Sneaking into Kai's room proved to be a challenge. It seemed even in his sleep, Kai planned his pranks.
"Put that pillow over Rei's door tomorrow." Kai mumbled to himself before turning over.
Max laughed softly and found his target easily: several pairs of 'Care Bears.' underwear in shades of blue, green, and pink. "Cheer Bear, Grumpy Bear, and Lucky Bear. Alrighty, then." he whispered to himself. 'Tyson would get a kick out of these.'
"Freeze!" Max heard, and Max froze in his spot. He turned around slowly to see Kai sitting up in his bed.
"K-Kai! I, I can explain." Max stuttered. Strangely, the boy seemed to have no response. Instead, Kai fell out of bed and began snoring on the floor. He was only sleep-talking.
Not wanting to get caught, Max darted out into the hallway. "Phase two complete. Phase three initiated." he giggled irresistibly. Max walked quietly down the stairs, past the living room, into a second hallway, and then to Rei's room. No sound came from the room except a gentle snoring. Max grinned and invited himself inside.
He took out his trusty flashlight and shone in around the room. A small wooden dresser reflected the light's beam and Max tiptoed over to it. The first drawer held shirts, the second pants, and the third, well, you know.
"Oh my gosh. I think I've seen just about everything." Max held up several boxers, with hearts on them. Not wanting to delay his ultimate mission, he snuck out of the room and to the front door. It squeaked a little as it opened but Max didn't fret. He was positive that no one would hear it.
By now, the moon was on the other side of the sky, sinking slowly. He didn't have much time. Max hefted himself into the large oak tree in front of Tyson's house. He unzipped his backpack, pulled out several assorted pairs of boxers and underwear and stapled them shut except for a small opening in the top. Then, he proceeded to stuff marshmallows into each pair until they bulged. Max climbed even higher into the tree, hanging every single pair on a different branch. 'Perfect!' he thought as his watch bleeped. Five-o-clock. 'Fifteen more minutes until Rei wakes up.'
Max stuck his hand inside his backpack and felt around. His hand hit something hard, and Max pulled out... a bar-b-q lighter. Ten minutes later, Max scrambled down the tree to admire his handiwork. The yard was filled with bright orange light as all the undergarments burned brightly on the tree. The smell of toasting marshmallows filled the air.
Max laughed hysterically and pulled out a pair of his own plain white underwear. He jammed them down on his head and began skipping around the tree, singing the theme song from Barney
"What in the hell is going on!" Rei's eyes opened wide at the sight of his heart-covered underwear on fire. Then he spotted Max, skipping merrily around the tree.
Kai and Tyson were immediately awakened by Rei's angry roar and came running outside. Three pajama clad boys stood out by the tree, watching a dozen or so balls of flame. Suddenly, a large, thick, white mass plopped onto the ground near the small group.
"That doesn't look right." grinned Kai. The others just stared.
End! Well, what do you think? I am not so sure that this was as funny as the last chapter, but it's a partially true story for me. That's what our girl scout troop did to the junior scouts at the camping trip. We also started a bonfire, had a shaving cream fight, and ran around screaming like a bunch of sugar high idiots. It was awesome! R and R. ( I think I'll need at least four reviews for me to start on chapter 3.)
