Hello peoples. So far, here's the story: Kai and Max are insane, Rei has been turned into a kitten, Tyson has been chibified, and Tala has now become a talking bird feeder. I decided to change it a little bit, which in all honesty is alot, so it won't be anything like I planned. Reviewers, you guys are awesome. Replies have been posted. I did notice that the last chapter sounded more like a story then a bunch of funny words on a screen, so I decided to fix that. I hope you enjoy this next thrilling installment of Beans. Besides, I'm sleep deprived, so anything is possible. /gives evil grin/
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Slayer -XY: Thanks for the review.
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Angel Born Of Darkness: Of course I'll fix that. Read and find out just what exactly happens to Tala.
Chapter 5. Its Karaoke Time!
Tyson, Kai, Max, and Rei the kitten watched awestruck as a huge flock of birds covered Tala in mere seconds, pecking at him.
"Ahh!" Tala yelled.
The four children (including Rei the kitten) sat in silence as the red-haired boy became a helpless victim of the neighborhood area crows.
"Ha ha ha." Tyson laughed. He tripped over his huge t-shirt and fell flat on his face. He started crying huge tears.
"Meow?" Rei asked him.
"Wahhhh." Tyson cried. Max went over and bent down. Tyson stared at him with tear-filled eyes.
"Pull my finger." he said and grinned.
A smile lit up Tyson's face and he yanked Max's finger. A huge cloud of green gas erupted from his rear end. The chibified Tyson started laughing, and he kept laughing until he smelled it.
"Run away. Run away." He said and started running away from his friend.
Suddenly a huge black van pulled up and a bunch of army guys wearing black ninja suits and gas masks jumped out.
"Freeze! You are under arrest for possessing and discharging nuclear arsenal. Put your hands on the ground and raise your butts in the air where we can see them!" shouted a guy with a megaphone.
Tyson lay on the ground and raised his posterior up for the world to see. A beam from a powerful flashlight caused his butt to glow with an eerie light.
"Help me!" the chibi-boy cried out. "The aliens want to take my sexy butt away!"
More guys dressed in black ninja outfits appeared and started running towards the group of frightened kids.
Rei the cat jumped on Tala, who was covered with feathers, honey, and the last remains of bird seed. He used his sharp claws to shred the ropes until there was a muffled thud as he fell to the ground.
No one noticed as Kai slipped quietly into the house and returned with a radio and a microphone.
"I said freeze!" the man with the megaphone repeated.
He gulped as a short...thing came towards him, covered in feathers.
"Ughh...mufflemuffle." it spoke to him.
His face turned whiter than milk and he screamed.
"Let it rip!" Tyson shouted and he let out several farts that sounded like firecrackers.
"Whoo, yeah! Check out that pop-corn fart, baby." he cheered.
"Wow. That was so cool, Tyson!" Max congratulated his friend on his successful outburst of rectal flatulence.
"Be careful. They have a machine gun!"the man with the megaphone proclaimed.
Suddenly, they heard a loud female voice sing out into the chaos.
"I feel like a woman! Dun dun da da dun dun dun dun!" came Shania Twain's voice over the radio.
"Its Karaoke Time!" Kai shouted and once more he began to sing along into a huge microphone And again, he was strangely on key.
All the ninja look-a-likes stared at him, their eyes sparkling with admiration as the once convicted felon of discharging nuclear arsenal sang along to their secretly favorite female singer.
"Go Shania Twain!" Woot!" they cheered and began to sing along with Kai.
Max watched as more men started pouring out of the trucks and soon there was a large crowd gathering near the young singing sensation.
Kai continued to sing, oblivious to the swarm of people that came steadily closer. He didn't like large crowds...and hated people coming close to him. When he paused it preparation for the next song, he saw them
"Ahhhhh!" he screamed. The microphone dropped, making a horrible screeching noise that made everyone wince.
All of a sudden, a huge flock of chickens in bathing suits swooped down from overhead, but they didn't land.
"Oh no! It's the bomb squad!" the ninjas screamed and started running over the place. Ooey gooey white and brown poop rained down from the skies.
"We will eat you and rescue our fallen comrade!" said the chickens. They were referring to the feather-covered Tala.
"Snow!" chibi Tyson declared gleefully. He held his hands out and was christened by, you guessed it, bird shit.
The next thing he knew, a creamy white blob smacked him square in the eyes. He ran in a circle screaming "Ow, my eyes! They burn!"
Luckily, the army men knew exactly what to do. They pulled on their gas masks, held up their shields, and migrated back to the black van.
A huge gun similar to an aka47 was hauled out by four men on each side. It was colored red and blue, with a picture of a chicken on the side.
"We call this...the CHICKEN BLASTER!" said the guys together. They fired and a purple laser shot out, catching several chickens in its rays.
Max, Tyson, Kai, and Tala watched in amazement as the chickens squawked noisily. Rei the cat jumped onto Tala's shoulder and began to nibble at the feathers glued to his clothing.
The zapped chickens were roasted by the beam and they clattered to the ground on silver platters as perfectly cooked chickens. The chicken blaster was fired again and all of the chickens were caught helpless by its powerful 350 degree ray. More chickens rained down from the sky.
"My friends!" Tala cried out, finally managing to get most of the feathers out of his mouth. He ran to the nearest fallen comrade, who had been reduced to no more than crispy skin and warm, tender meat. The poultry..was no more.
"We're so sorry about the mix-up." the ninja with the megaphone said. He nervously edged away from the fluffy boy who was crying over a chicken platter.
"Gotta go." they all said sorrowfully and waved. In a flash they were all inside the large van driving away.
"My friend..." Tala muttered, stroking the golden brown skin of a chicken.
"We need to get him inside." Kai said. He hoisted the sobbing sticky teen up with an arm and carried him to the door.
Tyson plopped down on the ground and turned around, trying to see if his butt was still intact.
"Maxie! I think my butt is gone. The crazy alien ninja people stole my beautiful butt!"
"Its still there, Ty. Don't worry." Max said.
Rei licked his little kitten lips and streaked to a chicken platter. All you could see was a ball of fur zooming around faster and faster. When the group blinked again, the only things left were chicken carcasses. A fat Rei with short paws and a stubby tail rolled across the ground and whacked against Tyson softly.
"Meow." it said and burped. The whole group began to laugh, while Tala sighed sadly and gave his dead chicken one last stroke with his finger. Then, he began to eat it.
I think this chapter was more stupid than funny. I sort of ran out of ideas, so I made myself think until I came up with this. I apologize if it sucks, but I still kind of think it was funny. Please review. -bottlecaps
