Oh my gosh. I am so freaking hyper right now. Prepare yourselves, everyone. This is an official warning because there is loads of insanity in this new chapter. I drank wayyyyyyyy too much soda ( GO COCA-COLA AND DR. PEPPER ) Cha! Wow...I haven't been this hyper since...the last chapter I wrote. I do also want to apologize for the last chapter. It was horrible. It was a massacre. See, the last chapter is a perfect example of how my normal writing is versus writing whilst I am on a sugar-high. Enough of this chatter! On to the story, peoples.
Thanks to all those who reviewed. You guys/girls are so very wonderful.
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblades. All I own is the plot.
Chapter 6: MORE insanity
After Tala ate his last chicken friend who had met its demise on the Chicken Gun 3000, he and the others worked together to roll an extremely plump Rei kitten to the front of the house. They struggled for a few minutes, but they finally managed to squeeze him through the door.
Rei slept contendedly in a corner next to the couch, occasionally belching loudly and deflating little bits at a time. Max was playing on the floor with a toy truck.
"Vroom Vroom!" He shouted and crashed the truck into a wall. "Ah! We need an ambulance. The midget people died!"
"Kai. Can you make me somfin to eat." chibi Tyson asked cutely as he walked over to him and gave Kai the best sad chibi eyes he could muster.
Kai, who had been sitting on the edge of the sofa hugging his precious Shania Twain "Up" CD to his chest, looked up and hissed at Tyson.
"Hey Tawa. I tink Kai's turnin' into a kitty kitty too."
Tala was laying on the couch, not looking too well. His face was green and his stomach hung over his once baggy pants. His shirt was nearly a second skin on him and his sweatshirt had climbed up all the way to just above his chin.
" So...much...chicken. I feel so bloated."
"Tala's PMSing."a giggling Max said before he crashed his red eighteen-wheeler into the ground.
The red-headed teenager turned over, accidently falling off the couch, though no one could truly say he fell. It was more of a bump as his stomach met the ground while his arms and legs waved around at the couch level.
"Earthquake!" the blonde grinned. This time he sent his truck flying into a wall where it made a small indent on its surface. Kai merely looked up before returning his attention to lovingly stroking his CD case.
"My Shania. Mine...mine...mine." he whispered lowly and giggled.
A rumble shook the floor and then a long, loud sound like a foghorn on a lighthouse screeched through the house. Everyone turned towards the source of the noise, which came, quite unpleasantly, from Tala's rear end. Greyish green gas was still seeping slowly out of a burned patch on the back of his pants. It was smoking slightly.
"Ahh! My butt's on fire. My butt's on fire!" he screamed loudly. He waved his arms and legs wildly, trying to get to water, but he ended up rolling across the floor next to Kai.
Kai glared at Tala. "Back away from Shania. She's mine!" He roared with flames in his eyes.
Tala attempted to move away, but instead got only closer. He gulped as a shadow crossed over Kai's face. He couldn't see the teen's crimson eyes anymore.
"Fear the awesome power of Kareoke!" Kai screamed and yanked out a pink-and-white microphone with a huge, red, plastic heart on the top from his pocket.
A stereo system poofed magically next to Kai's legs and he popped in the CD. Music pounded from the speakers and he moved his hips along with the rhythm as "Can only go Up" played. And then he began to sing.
A strange mixture of wonder crossed over the group's faces as Kai danced and sang along in perfect pitch with"his" Shania Twain.
"I tink he's obsessed with Shania." Tyson said as he watched his friend belt out the words to the song.
"Kai and Shania sitting in a tree! K-i-s-s-i-n-g!" Max giggled.
"Damn right!" Kai said, not losing his place with the lyrics.
Tala sighed as he let out another loud bout of flatulance and his body shrank back to normal size.
"I'll get ya something to eat, Ty." He said and stood up. His pants hung baggily on his thin-again frame. He took one step forward and they slid down his thighs onto the floor.
"OMG! Tala's mooning us!" Tyson screamed. He threw his hands up in front of his face to shield his innocent eyes from the sight of a hole burned through the back of Tala's underwear.
"Ha ha!" Tyson heard Max laughing and he peeked through his fingers. He followed the blonde's line of vision until he came to Tala's posterior.
"Teletubby underwear!" Max and chibi Tyson exclaimed, pointing and laughing. They stopped when a never-before-seen expression crossed the red-heads face.
"Never..." he started, his face dark red with anger. "ever" he took another step forward. " INSULT MY TINKY WINKY!" he roared.
"Tiny winy is more like it." Kai whispered so lowly that no one but Rei could here. He gave a dirty grin and the cat "laughed" and belched, shrinking just a tad.
His shadow fell across Max and Tyson, who were holding onto each other in fright. They trembled when Tala ripped a lamp from a nearby table and rose it over his head. He approached them furiously.
"Retreat!" they screamed in high-pitched girly voices. The two got up and ran.
"Run, FOREST, run!" Kai shouted as he turned off his beloved Shania to watch his friends flee in terror of a pissed-off Tala.
Tala threw the lamp at Tyson and it bonked him right on the noggin. He quickly grabbed another one and got ready to aim it. A large red bump sprouted upwards from Tyson's head, and it throbbed and quivered in pain. He curled up into a ball on the floor, crying hysterically. Max rescued his fallen comrade and dragged him upstairs to the safety of his room.
Rei the kitten was still pretty big from eating lots of chicken even though he had deflated some. He looked like a slightly-larger-than-average all-black soccer ball. Hepartly waddled and partly rolled over to where Tala still stood with his pants down. Unfortately, he wasn't able to stop himself after he got moving and he hit Tala in the knees from behind. He crashed down onto the floor, face down into the lamp he held.
There was a strange whooshing noise and then silence. Kai and Rei watched as Tala sat up on the floor. A lightbulb was sticking out of the middle of his head. He squinted his eyes shut...and he sneezed.
It was then he discovered that when he poked himself in the nose, he could turn the lightbulb on and off.
Alright, peoples. I'll leave it at that. I must say I think this chapter is so much better than my last one. I haven't been this hyper in ages. I know it was a bit short, but I would seriously enjoy it if I got some feedback on this. Also, if you have any ideas you think would be appropriate for this insane fanfiction, feel free to let me know. Just don't do send one in anonymously because then I won't be able to give the person responsible for the idea proper credit, unless you don't want credit for it. That feels wrong to me though. Well, thanks for reading everyone. Until my next sugar-high: Bottlecaps.
