Honorius Awaits

That prune!

The Bastard!

I was, of course, talking about my late master. Who decided I must serve him for all eternity, binding me into his bones. Bound to protect his remains for all eternity I lay, in the dark of his tomb.

Waiting…

I scream. The bastard! I erupt from the coffin, screaming. I rip open his clothes…

And whistle. "Oh, Gladdy… aren't you so very well endowed…"

A sound! The scraping of metal on marble… someone is opening the coffin! Grave robbers… Hahahaha…. Won't they get a fright… the Fright of their lives.

Soon enough I come face to face with them. Ah, Gladdy's secretary. Early birds aren't they?

"Mister… Mr. Gladstone?"

"Early Birds don't always get the worm" I say and fell on them. Three totals they were, by the time I was though, there was only one. Gladdy's secretary.

She looked soooo scarred. Hahahahaha…

"What… what do you want with me?"

"Well, magician, I am a demon, naturally perverted, imprisoned in your late Boss's body… who happened to be a very well endowed man. And you just you happen to a well endowed woman…"

She looked soooo scared. I grin.

And the Screaming started.

Hahahahahahahahaha…

"… After waiting for an hour, sir, I heard screaming, tormented screaming. I recognized voice, sir; it was of Miss Christina Blyton, Gladstone's secretary."

Silence.

"Afterwards, I heard the door to the tomb being locked from the inside… and receding footsteps then nothing."

Silence.

"Sir…?"

"And the staff wasn't recovered?"

"No sir."

"And the screams… are you certain it was of Miss Blyton?"

"Yes sir… I am certain. I will never forget those sounds, Sir. Whatever fate Christina met, It was certainly a horrible one."

Silence.

"Sir…? If you mind me asking, what happens to me now?"

"To you? Why, now you get executed for grave robbing."