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Chapter 1: E.A.R.W.A.X
"I see everyone's accounted for so let's begin!" Pleakley exclaimed, looking around the room to see if everyone was there. Solid, the silver experiment who decided to help, looked over the list. The list had the following names: Splodyhead, Slushy, Nosy, Bonnie, Clyde, and Spike obviously. Fibber was also there for 'important reasons' or as Pleakley says. Solid nodded to himself then to Pleakley, gesturing that he can begin. Solid sat on the couch and Pleakley spoke up.
"I, the earth expert and observer, has studied a rather interesting method from Doctor Opera I like to call Evil Attitude Re-modification And Wayward Anger Extraction, or also known as, E.A.R.W.A.X!" He exclaimed. As he said this, Solid noticed most of the experiments weren't even interested. Slushy rolled his yes, Splody tried not to fall asleep, Nosy was just sitting there next to him grinning, and even Spike nearly fell asleep from boredom. The thing Solid noticed first however, was Bonnie reaching down to pop out the video tape in the V.C.R.
Solid chuckled a little, seeing who she and Clyde were, actually. He himself, used to be a thief. But he managed by himself to turn from bad to good. So now Solid was officially an ex-thief. He walked behind Pleakley as he talked, continuing to bore the experiments. As Bonnie reached down to grab the ejected tape, Solid had made his way over, leaning near, watching her intently. Bonnie gulped, trying to look natural, but then Solid shrugged and smiled a bit.
"Go ahead and take it." He said softly. Bonnie then snagged the tape and pocketed it, smirking. She WAS sort of uneasy however, thinking the silver experiment might rat her out. But then she heard Pleakley speak up a bit louder.
"So let's start with level 1. Sharing. Fibber here will beep if you lie so please, speak openly and honest. -gets up- So, any volunteers?" He asked. Pretty much everybody though, was silent. There was a yawn that came from Splody too. Pleakley looked around a little more.
"Anybody?" He repeated. Yet again, nobody answered. Solid was about to say something to make the group a little more open (Which he wasn't TOO good about the idea, but was going to anyways.) until another experiment broke the silence first.
"Well I…um…have something but uh…" Nosy stumbled around with words, smiling. Solid snickered, knowing that whatever happens next will probably make everyone laugh. Of course, whatever he says might hurt the person's feelings, the one he talked about that is.
"Oh no, no please nosy, you'll feel much better if you just get it off your chest." Pleakley pushed. Solid snickered more, Pleakley most likely going to regret those words. His snickers caught the attention of Clyde behind him and he had to ask.
"What are you all chuckling about?" Clyde asked. Solid looked at Clyde with another snickered then looked back at the one-eyed alien and the big nose experiment.
"You'll see." Solid said simply as Nosy got up, saying 'Okay' before he turned to the group. They smiled a little, knowing what he usually does. Nosy then took a breath and grinned, pointing up at Pleakley's antenna.
"His antenna thingy…it isn't really green." He said. This let out a whole lot of gasping, even from Solid who nearly choked. Clyde was even questioning this too. Pleakley bit his lower lip then glared down at Nosy.
"Hey, wait a---" He started, but then Nosy started talking again.
"He's prematurely orange, but dyes it green at night so nobody notices." Nosy continued. Pleakley bit his lower lip again.
'NO I DON'T!" He exclaimed, but that lie ended up making Fibber make his beeping noise. Nosy grinned more. Everybody started to snicker, including Solid and Clyde. Nosy grinned big.
"And that's not all! He plucks his mono-brow…" He started, but Pleakley closed his mouth.
"That's enough! Your supposed to talk about yourselves! Not other people especially me!" He exclaimed, letting go of Nosy's mouth. But then the experiment started talking again, and this next bit made Solid's face pale.
"And who wants to know about Solid's BIGGGG secret crush? Whoo! Its really juicy!" He yelled out to everyone. Solid gulped loud, and a lot of eyes, including the thieves behind him started looking at him. Solid ran up to Nosy, only to be side-stepped. This gave the experiment enough time to start talking again.
"Her name starts with a B and ends with a---" He began, everybody leaning forward to hear. Then Solid grabbed Nosy's nose.
"HELLO!" Solid yelled, throwing Nosy across the room. He screeched and ended up falling and belly sliding across the room into the kitchen. A very embarrassed Solid also stepped out of the room for a minute into the hallway, causing a lot of people to murmur about the juicy info that wasn't completely said. Clyde snickered a little uneasily.
"I know two girls with B. Belle and Bonnie." He says. Bonnie's eyes widened a little, and softly nudged her partner, who went silent quickly. Solid was hearing the murmurs, and blushed, but then saw from the corner of his eye, Nosy getting up, and opening his mouth. Solid took the short way around and caught Nosy, and then gave a glare that made Nosy shut his mouth quickly. The two then went back out to the experiments and Pleakley, who was settling them down as best as he could.
"Okay people, calm down. Now, can we honestly have someone share something about THEMSELVES this time?" Pleakley asked as everybody sat down again. Bonnie rolled her eyes.
"I'll share something about myself! --waves her hand swiftly in front of her-- I'm bored. I'm too smart for this stuff!" Bonnie said triumphantly. Solid couldn't help but crack a smile at this, and then heard Fibber beep again. Bonnie frowned, and got down and started at Fibber, wanting to slap him silly. Then Clyde's mechanical arm came down, grabbing Bonnie by the ears, and pulling her up.
"Hey Bonnie, if your so smart, how come we got thrown into the slammer?" He asked smiling a bit. Bonnie growled a bit.
"Aw, can it Clyde! Its your fault that we got nabbed in the first place!" She countered, but then getting her own counter, countered by Fibber. Clyde, hearing the beep, laughed hysterically as Bonnie was squirming and frowning big time.
"WHY I OUGHT A, GAH I AM SO GOING TO MANGLE YA!" She yelled at Fibber, squirming. Solid chuckled a bit and smiled, then Clyde put Bonnie back down on her perch, and she crossed one leg above her own and grumbled. Solid smiled a bit more, then sniffed the air. Something foul was in the air alright.
"Okay, let's just skip to level 5. --raises a dead fish in his hand-- Aroma Therapy." He announced. As he brought it around, a lot of experiments winced at the smell. Splody covered his nose, Slushy getting dizzy. Spike, even in his container took a sniff and started having dizzy eyes.
"Smells like expired tuna." Clyde commented. Pleakley rolled his eye.
"That's because it is expired tuna." He said. Bonnie raised an eyebrow and just had to ask.
"Where'd that come from?" She asked. Pleakley chuckled and kept showing it around, whoever's closest to it covering their nose.
"None of YOUR business." He started. While he explained, Slushy formed a ice ball in his hands, and grinned winking at Spike then grinning. As Pleakley waved the fish in front of Splody and Nosy, Nosy clipping a big well…clip on his nose to keep from smelling, Slushy aimed the ball of ice at Slushy, throwing it hard.
"Now Aroma Therapy, interesting enough, is the studies of smells, aromas, and odors--WAH!" Pleakley continued, but then at the corner of his eye, he saw the ice ball hurtling right at him. He backed away in time, tripping over Solid as well who got smacked in the face with the fish. The ice ball did hit Splody in the head, which caused him to growl, the ice ball melting on his head. He then shot a ball of plasma at Slushy, who knocked it away with a ice bat.
Solid struggled up dizzily, sticking his tongue out in disgust as it was brushed a little against the foul fish. He then noticed that the ball of plasma that was shot hit Spike's pod, which got him free. He was however, a little black and burnt. He growled and unsheathed his spikes from there. Solid gulped.
"Uh…nice porcupine." He said shakily. At the same time, Bonnie and Clyde who were still sitting on the TV were grinning in awe at the sight.
"Yeah! Now this is more like it!" Bonnie exclaimed, grinning. She was particularly enjoying this little squabble. Clyde was also liking it as well.
"Yeah! This is better then taco night in the big house!" He said excitingly as well, jumping down with Bonnie to join in the little rumbles. Solid stepped in front of them though. As amusing at this would be, this meeting WAS meant for help turning the experiments to good.
"Wait! You aren't hugging and crying your doing this all wrong! WAHHH!" Pleakley bent backwards, avoiding a nearby wooden desk flying at him. Solid however, took the blow and winced, falling over on his patookie between the two thieves. Bonnie let out a small giggle, quite rare to hear. Solid laid there a moment, trying to fight the blush, but it wasn't a fight he could win.
Luckily someone had slammed Pleakley down with a pillow, making all the experiments dive into the action, leaving Solid dazed on the floor, a little bit away from the rumbling crowd. Everybody was doing something, Splody was tackling Slushy to the floor, Spike was aiming spikes at Nosy, Clyde was bouncing on the pillow, but oddly enough, Bonnie had left the action for a minute and came over to Solid. She extended a paw, and Solid took it, smiling a bit.
"So uh…Solid right?" Bonnie asked, making sure that was his name. Solid nodded, and she smiled. It then quickly turned into a grin.
"Wanna join in on the action?" She asked quickly, turning around. He blushed, knowing he shouldn't. He knew he had to keep everyone in line, but how could he resist such a cute smile from such a cute experiment…
"Um…no thanks." He said, blushing a bit. Bonnie shrugged, still smiling, and joined in pouncing on Pleakley. Solid just stood there, embarrassed, asking himself how he refused. Well he couldn't just stand there, he had some work to do, seeing how Pleakley was temporarily indisposed…
TBC
Author's PN: I forgot about this XD so I decided I might as well post up the first three chapters of the story, the next two coming when I get a few reviews. XP I'm going to try and continue it along with my other stuff, hopefully.
