Yeah, gym class inspired this short, probably somewhere like 4-chapter, story. We were doing a gymnastics unit, and I could do nothing but the balance beam. Like, walk across it, turn around, stand on one foot and lean down to touch the beam, that's about it. My friends were a little more competent, and I still haven't heard the end of it, 3 years later. So, we decided to write about it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, The Legend of Zelda, Spongebob, or Zoolander, where I took that "Snap!" thing from.


Chapter 1: Things You Never Wanted To Know

The bell rang, and sent 6 poor souls to their doom: gym class. Not just any gym class, today Kenshin, Kaoru, Yoko, Koto, Link, and Zelda would be doing gymnastics. Who will enjoy it? Who will hate it with a passion? Gymnastics reveals things you never wanted to know.

Koto waltzed into the girls locker room, where Zelda and Kaoru were waiting for class to begin. "We're starting gymnastics today! I can't wait to get out there!" She did a front handspring into a diving forward roll.

Zelda rolled her eyes. "Show off."

"Let's see you do it then, Smarty-pants," the fox demon challenged.

"Fine!" The Hylian princess jumped to do a front handspring, but ripped her dress.

"I would normally make fun of you for that," Koto said, shaking her head, "but those Patrick Star boxers are too sad."

"And I thought the fact that she was going out with Link was weird," Kaoru interjected.

"Oh, shut up guys," Zelda pouted. "Let's go. We don't want the guys to beat us."


Kenshin dragged into the locker room, hair drooping. Yoko and Link paused in their attempts to pick a locker open to say hello, and upon noticing the said drooping hair, Yoko asked, "What's up Kenshin? Your hair's never drooping unless you're depressed or something. So what's up?"

"M hr sprs gn," the droopy-haired samurai mumbled.

"What? Can't hear you."

"My hair spray's gone, OK!"

"Oh, snap!" Link and Yoko fake-snapped their heads back in surprise.

"So that's how he does it," Yoko turned to Link.

"Hey, come to think of it, someone stole my shaving cream yesterday. Maybe there's a thief somewhere!" the currently air-headed Hylian ignored Yoko.

"But, you don't have any hair on your face, it's perfectly smooth," Kenshin pointed out.

Link looked from side to side. "Whoever said I shaved my face?"

Kenshin and Yoko looked at each other in horror. "Then, I'm almost afraid for the answer," Yoko's eyes were getting bigger by the second. "Where...do you shave?"

"Haven't you ever wondered how I manage to wear tights everyday, or why I'm wearing pants today?"

"OH SNAP! Are you kidding me! You shave your legs!"

Link turned red, and muttered, "So."

Kenshin and Yoko looked at each other skeptically, shrugged, and then all three left to join the girls in the gym.

After a few minutes, the substitute gym teacher came out, but his face, since he was obviously a guy, was hidden under a hat. "Hello. I'm your sub." He whipped off his hat, and everyone gasped.


Ha! Mini-cliffie! I always wanted to do that. A horrible goal, to be sure, but still. So who will it be? Review and find out!