Heya! I decided to post the next chapter even though nobody reviewed, cause, well, I wanted to. So there. You can't stop me! maniacal laughter Well, this is probably going to be 4 chapters, and here's number 2!
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, The Legend of Zelda, or Inu-Yasha.
Chapter 2: Working Incentives"You're all going to work at the tanning salon I work at today!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO! We never got to finish counting the dots on the ceiling!" Kenshin, Yoko, and Link lamented.
"Plus, I have a girlfriend, Koto," Yoko added. "I don't know if she'll be happy that I'm working with tons of girls. Kenshin too."
"Yeah, uh, I have a wife," Kenshin nervously shifted between his feet, "and, well..."
"He's gonna have a kid! He's gonna have a kid!" Link and Yoko chanted.
"Well, all I can say is that you'd better hope they don't find you there. Why would they go there anyway? They're already as beautiful as possible," Inu-Yasha added sarcastically. "Now let's go, we're gonna be late. Hey Link, go get the car."
He ran out to get it while the three walked out front. "I got the car! Meet you there!" Link yelled back while driving away.
"I meant back it out so we could get in you dumb ass!" Inu-Yasha shouted after him. "Boy he's an idiot."
"You're telling us," said Kenshin and Yoko while shaking their heads.
3 hours later, they finally arrived at the tanning salon. "Oh yeah, time to get to work," Inu-Yasha rubbed his hands together in anticipation.
They walked to the receptionist, who stopped filing her nails long enough to glance up at them and say, "Hello Inu-Yasha. Is that yours?" She pointed a perfect nail at none other than Link, who was tied to a chair. "We had to tie him down to stop him from bouncing off the walls."
"Yeah, nasty habit of his," Yoko spoke up while snickering.
"Yeah, he's ours, sadly." Inu-Yasha untied Link, but before he could get away, started strangling him. "OK, ready to start our job now. Whaddya have for us?" He released Link, who gasped for breath.
"Well, we have you all working in the massage room."
"Yes!" Everyone high-fived each other.
"Wait a minute," Yoko interrupted, "shouldn't you be unhappy Kenshin?"
"No, Inu-Yasha told me that I could beat him into dog food if Kaoru finds me here. And so I won't feel guilty, I'll picture everyone as being Kaoru."
"Yadda yadda, can we go now?" Link whined.
"Oh, just so you know," the receptionist spoke up, "the ladies might be a bit uncomfortable because you're new."
"Not when I rip off my shirt most manly-like, they won't!" He ripped off his shirt, causing the other 3 guys to cover their eyes in fear.
Yoko dared to peek through his fingers, then exclaimed, "Oh my god he has pants!"
Kenshin whipped opened his eyes and said, "I always thought it was a dress!"
Inu-Yasha opened his eyes and said, "Ooo, let's count them abs!"
They all crouched down, then immediately stood up. "Wow, he has like, a 16-pack." Kenshin said sarcastically.
A metaphorical (we hope) light bulb went off in Yoko's head, and he smirked. "Hey Kenshin, remember how you said you'd picture everyone as being Kaoru?"
"Oh yeah!" The gullible samurai pictured Kaoru's face on Link's, then promptly tackled the defenseless, and shirtless, Link.
"You gay ass! Get off of me!" He grabbed Kenshin's cheeks and started to stretch them out, and Kenshin did the same to Link.
While Yoko rolled on the ground, laughing, Inu-Yasha said, "Come on! Break it up! We have a job to do! And Link, for God's sake put your shirt back on."
The 4 eventually made their way to the massaging room, and pushed open the door. Their eyes widened in fear as they saw Megumi, Saria, Kita, and Kikyo, the 4 girls who wanted the boys to dump their girls so they could have them. They turned around and started to walk back the way they came.
Will they make it out in time? Will their girls find them? All this and more will be answered in the next chapter of...The Tanning Salon! Even though there's no tanning involved at all...well, please review!
