Hi everyone, and thanks to kenji'sgirl and ametomoe that reviewed! Made my day, you did. OK, here's chapter 3!

Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, The Legend of Zelda, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Inu-Yasha. I know I'm not very inventive with these...


Chapter 3: Men Aren't Very Loyal...

Kenshin, Yoko, Link, and Inu-Yasha stared in horror at Megumi, Kita, Saria, and Kikyo, turned around, and quickly walked toward the exit. Unfortunately for them, the girls weren't about to let their favorite guys get away without a little attention. Soon, all the men were in a head lock, being led back into the room, except for Link, who was being chased by Saria.

"I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you!" Saria taunted.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Noooooo! Never!" Link screamed as he ran in circles around the room.

"You're such a freak, but I still love you!" She cornered him, then tackled him. "Ha! I win! Now you have to massage me!"

"I hope Zelda doesn't find me, or I'll be Malon's next meal!" Link lamented while being dragged away.

"Sir Ken! It's been soooo long since I've seen you! Now get started!" Megumi ordered.

"I'm a married man, I'm a married man," Kenshin chanted nervously.

"Yoko! You came to massage me on my birthday! Didn't you!" Kita said menacingly.

"Um, uh, uh, yeah, sure, just don't hurt me!" Yoko pleaded.

"Hey Inu-Yasha, guess what? I'm alive!" Kikyo proclaimed.

"No, really?" Inu-Yasha said sarcastically.

"Yes, silly, I'm alive," Kikyo said obliviously. "And what a wonderful thing you're doing, massaging me on my first day back with the living."

"Well, actually..."

"Isn't it?" Kikyo had spent a tad to much time with Kita.

"Yes ma'am it is!" Inu-Yasha said in fear.

"Oh yeah! Forget Zelda! It's you and me, Saria!" Link declared while massaging Saria.

"That, Zelda, is payback for stealing him," Saria smirked.

"I'm still a married man, I'm still a married man," Kenshin was quickly losing his mind.

"Come on Sir Ken, but your back into it. I know, I'll pay you more if you put some effort into it." Megumi tempted.

After a moment's deliberation, Kenshin decided he'd work harder, but most definitely not enjoy it, that he wouldn't. So on to Inu-Yasha and Kikyo.

"Hey! Get outta here!" Inu-Yasha yelled.

Whoops. Didn't mean to...interrupt.

Link, Kenshin, and Yoko burst into laughter, then began chanting, "Inu-Yasha's gonna have a kid, Inu-Yasha's gonna have a kid!"

"You shut up Yoko!" Kita yelled jealously. "You're too busy with Koto to even think of doing that with me!"

"Smarter than she looks."

"That's it! YAAAH!" She pounced on Yoko, and began to strangle him.

"Must...do...something...fast...ouch." In a desperate move to prevent his windpipe from being crushed, he pulled Kita toward him and kissed her. Everyone stopped in their insanity long enough to stare in silence, then duck and cover when he pushed her off and said, "OK, get off now."

Sure enough, Kita went up in flames and screamed, "THAT'S IT!" She pounced on him again, and beat his head into the ground at every word. "STOP, TOYING, WITH, ME!"

Amidst all of the confusion, Koto walked in. "Hey Ke-HOLY COW! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE! KITA, GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!"


Dun dun DUN! Tune into The Tanning Salon next time for the final episode, and please review with anything you think could be better! If you like this one, please read my other stories, much of the same humor. Thanks!