Vixen's Comedy Show (Crack)

WARNING CONTAINS SWEARINGS AND CHILD ABUSE MAYBE

DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY XD

"Hello Everyone Thank you for reading my story that sucks" Vixen greeted

"I'm sorry for not replying to your reviews.. I'm sorry if you think that I'm ignoring you but the truth is that I wasn't...I felt really happy when I read your reviews, Anyways on to the show folks!" Vixen apologized

WELCOME TO...

VIXEN'S COMEDY SHOW!!!

100% OF THE JOKES AREN'T HERS!!!

CREDITS TO THE OWNERS!!!

"HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME MY NAME IS ERIA AND TODAY WE WILL HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST!!! SO OUR SPECIAL GUEST FOR TODAY IS...VEXEN LOVEHEART!!! UH WAIT! OH UH I MEAN...VOXON...UH I MEAN...I FORGOT HIS NAME...SO OUR SPECIAL GUEST IS A NAME THAT IS FORGOTTEN BY ME!!!" Eria shouted and everyone clapped

"It's a her actually" Roxas said

"Wait so that means...SHE'S A TRANSGENDER?!" Eria gasped and so is everyone

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

"ANYWAYS COME IN SPECIAL GUEST!!!!" Eria shouted

Everyone clapped as Vixen enters

"Hello! Introduce yourself!" Eria greeted

"My father's name is Laughing My mother's name is Smiling" Vixen joked

"Are you kidding?" Roxas asked

"No, she's my cousin and I'm Joking" Vixen joked

Everyone laughs

"I'm Vixen Lockheart nice to meet you everyone" Vixen introduced herself

"So what brings you here to this show and interview?" Eria asked

"Excuse Me?! I didn't want to come but you came begging me and bother me until I agreed to come at this stupid show!" Vixen sassed

Everyone laughs and "Ooh-ed"

Eria gulped and stayed quiet

"Now that I'm done shutting your mouth, What do you guys call someone that steals fast food?" Vixen asked

Everyone started thinking

"A hamburglar!!!" Vixen joked

And everyone laughs

"How do people call the king of cats?" Vixen asked

"You're meow-jasty!" Vixen joked

Everyone laughs harder

"I would tell you guys a joke about construction" Vixen said

"But I'm still working on it" Vixen joked

Everyone laughs harder and chokes on their drinks

"What do you call a fake noodle?" Vixen asked

"An Impasta!" Vixen joked

Everyone laughs harder and choked on their own breath

"Why is Peter Pan always flying?" Vixen asked

Everyone stopped laughing

"Cause he neverlands!" Vixen joked

Everyone laughs again trying to catch their breath

"Hey guys wanna hear a joke about paper?" Vixen asked

"Nevermind...It's tearable" Vixen joked

Everyone laughs harder again

"What do you call Santa when he stops moving?" Vixen asked

"Santa pause!" Vixen joked

And everyone laughs harder again

"Hey guys don't spell part backwards cuz it's a trap" Vixen joked

And everyone laughs harder than before

"Why keyboards don't sleep? Cuz they have two shifts!" Vixen joked

And everyone laughs harder Vixen also ended up laughing at her own joke

"Okay enough with the jokes, It's theory time!" Eria said and turned off the lights she turned one flashlight on and flashed it to her face, She turned off the flashlight and lit up a candle for everyone to see

"Just to tell you guys that everything I will say is true and it is confirmed by myself and not a theory anymore before we start everything about my confirmation or theory here is a joke so don't take it seriously guys" Vixen said

"So Vixen...Why is Kairi hair short?" Eria asked

"Do you think Sora hates Kairi? because in KH 3 we saw him screaming when Kairi was taken by the heartless" Eria asked

"Let's re-watch the cutscene and analyze it" Vixen said

After re watching many cutscenes

"So my confirmation or explanation about this question is...Why Kairi cut her hair is because the truth is...She is bald...Like Xehanort...She accidentally cut all of her hair when she changed her appearance so her hair is a wig all along" Vixen confirmed and everyone gasped

"And Sora screamed some kind of secret code or alien language and the translation is...WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAKE HAIR?!" Vixen confirmed and everyone gasped in shock

"Oh wow that's...I don't know...what to feel about this confirmation...so what do you think the creator will do to her wig in kh 4?" Eria asked

"Don't tell him this but...He'll snatch her wig just like bts do to mines" Vixen confirmed about kh 4

Everyone gasped in shock

"What about the secret ending?" Roxas asked

"So it showed that some guy make some heart shape in the moon and my confirmation is that he is gay for Sora and that he is Kairi's love rival and he will be the one who'll snatch her wig" Vixen confirmed the secret ending

"Ouch that explains it" Roxas gasped

Eveyone gasped

"How does Aqua become norted?" Eria asked

"Because she trepassed Xehanort's mansion and tried to steal his beard" Vixen confirmed why Aqua was norted

"Why is Xehanort evil?" Roxas asked

"Because these childrens keep trepassing his mansion to try to steal his beard" Vixen confirmed why Xehanort is evil

"Why do they keep trepassing to steal his beard?" Eria asked

"Because Legend says that if you steal his beard you can become Rich the next day" Vixen confirmed why childrens keep trepassing and tried to steal his beard

"Why is the Organization 13 A group of nobodies?" Eria asked

"Because childrens keep roasting them and farted in front of their faces that it poisoned their breath and their breath is connected to their hearts so their heart consumed the poison the childrens gave them and their heart died because they couldn't take the poison so they became a group of nobodies" Vixen confirmed why Organization 13 is a group of nobodies

"Why does Sora disappeared in the end of Kh 3? Also what happened to Kairi?" Eria asked

"Because Thanos snapped his fingers and he will appear in Avengers Endgame on April 26, Kairi will also appear to save him" Vixen confirmed why Sora disappeared

"And what happened to Kairi?" Vixen asked

"She cried because she regrets wearing a fake wig for 2000 years after that her hair didn't grew anymore She started buying 237,818 pairs of wigs that is approximately 25 pairs She also spends 100,000 dollars a year that is approximately 50 dollars a day she doesn't even want to grow a tiny hair anymore, Everytime she sees that her hair is growing she would cut it and she also wear a shirt saying 'Proud to be a Bald'" Vixen confirmed what happened to Kairi part 1

"Kairi also kicked Everyone out of destiny islands because she had no more space for her wig and now destiny islands becomes...A DESTINY WIG ISLANDS" Vixen confirmed what happened to Kairi part 2

Everyone gasped in shock

"Now enough of the confirmation and spoilers" Vixen said

Eria blow the candle and turn the lights on

"BRING THE HATER HERE!!!" Roxas yelled

"ALSO BRING THE EX!!!" Eria yelled

"Hello Kai, I thought of you today" Vixen flirted

"Aw that's so sweet" Kai blushed

"It reminded me too take out the garbage" Vixen roasted him

THESE ROAST AREN'T MINES TOO CREDITS TO THE OWNERS!

Everyone laughs and "Ooh-ed"

"What a b1tch" Riku scoffed

"Yes I am a b1tch, Just not yours" Vixen roasted him

Everyone laughs and "Ooh-ed"

"Hey everyone! Vixen is such a loser!" Riku shotted

"Thanks for noticing, Any other life-changing revelations you'd like to reveal to me?" Vixen asked and roasted him

"I'm leaving" Riku scoffed and rolled his eyes

"Yea! Keep rolling your eyes! Maybe you'll find a brain back there! Also don't hit the door on your way out!" Vixen roasted him

Everyone "Ooh-ed"

Kai and Riku left the show

"So do you have a love rival? Do you have a crush?" Eria asked

"I do, Her name is Namine she is beautiful and kind, We used to hangout together and date together people used to ship us together and our ship keep sailing but eversince that stinky bastard Riku came everything was ruined and NamiXen ship was sinking" Vixen told her saddening love story

Everyone became sad after that

"Okay that's the end of the show I hope all of you enjoyed" Vixen ended the show

"Also Namine my sweet honey angel bear if you're reading this, Call me" Vixen said and blow a kiss

"I also don't know why I did this" Vixen said and facepalmed

"Toothless everyone also I'm not mentioning Hiccup's Dragon I am saying Toothless as In Goodbye" Vixen left the show

RIP GRAMMARS AND SPELLINGS XD

RIP THE AUDIENCE, THEY DIED BECAUSE OF LAUGHING TOO MUCH AND BECAUSE THE TRUTH ABOUT KH IS TOO MUCH FOR THEM TOO HANDLE ALSO THEY COULDN'T HANDLE VIXEN'S ROAST

RIP VIXEN FOR LAUGHING TOO MUCH AT HER OWN JOKE