Yay! I'm back! Sorry, school and homework prevented me from updating. Don't hurt me! Anyway, here's the last chapter of this story, very short, but hey, it's gone on for too long anyway for what little plot there was. Thanks to Seriya Malfoy for reviewing!
Disclaimer: I don't own...all the stuff referenced to in here. Which is a lot. Yes I'm lazy. Do you need to ask?
Chapter 4: A Quick Yet Psychotic End To It All
Where we last left off, Koto walked in on Kita brutally pounding Yoko's head into the ground. "Hey Ke-HOLY COW! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE! KITA, GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!" She started to pull Kita off Yoko as Kagome walked in.
"Hey Kensh-Kikyo! What are you doing to Inu-Yasha!"
"Well, technically, it's what he's doing to me, but honestly woman, what does it look like?"
"Grr..." Kagome pounced on Kikyo and they began to fight.
Zelda walked in, said, "Hey Link," and kept walking.
"Hey Zel-" Link paled. "Oh crap. We're all doomed."
"Hey Kenshin. Don't you wonder why Kaoru isn't here?"
Kenshin's oro eyes came up. "Well, I figured the author would continue being incredibly creative and have her walk in after you started fighting with Saria, but I guess I was wrong. Where is she?"
"She's in labor."
Everyone pauses in mid-punch/slap/kick/verbal abuse to yell, "LABOR!"
Link and Yoko linked arms and danced around in a circle, singing, "He has a son, he has a son!"
So, the soon-to-be-father ran to Kaoru, who was currently planning his death while struggling to have a baby, while everyone tried to stop the senseless slaughter in the tanning salon. Needless to say, the guys were fired.
THE END
Wow. That was a page long. And here I've read chapters that have been 33 pages. Ah well. But yay! It's over! It took months to write that, but considering we wrote it during our half hour lunches, it would've been faster. But hey, I hoped you enjoyed it, my friends and I sure did! Bye!
