POINTLESS-NESS
BY: AMAKO-CHAN
Edward Elric stood there and looked around himself.
"My Alchemist senses are tingling!"
Miroku then popped up out of no where,
"I want you to bare my children!"
Edward began complaining,
"But I don't wanna!"
Soubi then came out and smiled,
"It's 11 o'clock! Do you know where your children are?"
Ritsuka comes out and turns into "IT" (Yes I mean the evil clown!)
Soubi gets a look like he's just crapped his pants,
"OMG! IT's HERE TO MAKE ME FLOAT!"
And then Jeepers Creeper's "Creeper" comes out of the sky and starts a fight with IT. Everyone watches and doesn't know who to cheer for.
Then suddenly, Roy Mustang pops out of the ground and screams,
"OMG! THE FLIES ARE EATING MY BRAINS! HELP ME!"
And then Jason Forhese (However that's spelt ... You know the Jason with the hockey mask lol) comes out and pulls Roy out of the ground. And just as Roy is about to thank him, Jason beats him to death with a plastic spoon. And then Edward is sad because Roy owed him some serious cash so now he's really mad at Jason. So Edward then grabs a sleeping bag and tosses Jason in it and begins smashing him into a tree. After smacking Jason into the tree art least ten times, Edward starts screaming,
"BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE!"
And then Jason turns into a furby and everyone stares at him like "wth o.O" and then Freddy farts and Jason yells,
"WHEEEEEEE!"
(A.N: THE END! I KNOW U LOVED IT! I KNOW I DID! LOL! NO, I AM NOT HIGH BELIEVE IT OR NOT LOL, LESS YOU COUNT BEING HIGH OFF OF COKA-COLA :P )
