Riku's Bad Day (Crack)

Riku is sleeping peacefully, He is also having a good dreams about Namine, When he wakes up he plans to spend the day with Namine but...

"RIKU!!! THERE'S A LIZARD INSIDE YOUR NOSE!!!!" Vixen gasped

"WHAT?! WHERE?! AH!!! GET IT OFF OF ME!!!" Riku squeals

"GOT YOU!!!" Vixen laughs

"Very funny" Riku muttered and rolled his eyes

"Wait...How did you know where my house is at?!" Riku questioned and turned pale

"I put a lizard tracker inside your nose" Vixen answered

"Not creepy at all" Riku lied and grins

"WAIT WHAT?!" Riku gasped

2 hours later

Riku fell asleep in the boring math class

"Care to answer Mr.Bladevision?" The teacher asked

"Mr.Bladevision?! WAKE UP!!! THIS IS A PLACE TO LEARN NOT SLEEP!!!" The teacher shouted but he is still sleeping

"RIKU THERE'S A WALL BEHIND YOU!!!!" Vixen gasped while holding her laughter

"WHAT?! AHHH!!!!" Riku wakes up and screams like a girl running in the class

"DETENTION AFTERSCHOOL MR.BLADEVISION!!!" The teacher shouted at him

Detention

Vixen turns off the light and smirked

"Really? While I'm in detention?" Riku groans

Vixen dressed as a giant cockroach and...turns on the light...Riku sees it and...

"AH!!!! A GIANT COCKROACH!!!!" Riku screams like a girl and ran out of detention

Vixen laughs so hard

After School

"What a weird day" Riku whispered to himself

Vixen puts something on the Soda, Riku drank all the bottle of soda and...he sees Namine walking while holding her bible Riku ran to her and

"HELLO NAMINE!!!! I'M PREGNANT!!!!" Riku tells her the good news

"WHAT?!" Namine gasped

"NOT REALLY BUT I LIKE TO STEAL YOUR DRESS AND WEAR IT AT HOME AS A NIGHTGOWN!!!" Riku told her

Namine slapped him with her history book

"YAY NAMINE IS MINE!" Vixen yelled in excitement

Calling...

"YES WHAT?!" Riku asked on the phone

"Hello is this Riku Bladevision?"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Riku asked on the phone

"Wow Rude"

"Be glad I even answered" Riku said on the phone

"Also don't call me unless someone is dying—"

"DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP!!! THIS IS THE FBI OPEN THE DOOR!!!! YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR FLIRTING WITH NAMINE!!!"

"It was all a dream" Riku sighed and wake up

There was a knock on his door and it was Vixen he was about to slam the door but she runs pushing him to the floor

"WHAT THE HELL?! GET OUT!!!" Riku shouted at her

"No way, You are coming with me Ninny" Vixen goaded

"What did you just call me?!" Riku questioned

"I called you a ninny because you are such a ninny" Vixen shot

"NINNY NINNY NINNY!!!" Vixen goaded and stuck her tongue out

"COME HERE YOU IDIOT!" Riku shrilled

"No thanks I'm good here inside the bathroom" Vixen goes in the bathroom and locks it

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!" Riku yelled

"Nope I will annoy you 24/7 until you agreed to go with me" Vixen beamed

"HEY RIKU THERE'S A UFO IN YOUR BATHROOM!" Vixen acted shocked

"THAT'S A SOAP!!! I DIDN'T KNOW WHY IT LOOKED LIKE—"

"OH MY GOSH THERE'S A JACUZZI IN YOUR BATHROOM!!!! HELL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU ARE RICH!!!" Vixen acted shocked

"THAT'S A FREAKING BATHUB!!! YOU—"

"OH MY GOSH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A MINI SWIMMING POOL FOR DOLLS!!!" Vixen acted shocked

"THAT'S A SINK!!! I—"

"OH MY GODH!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A WEIRD AQUARIUM!!!!" Vixen acted shock

"THAT'S A FREAKING TO1LET!!! Y—"

"OH MY GOSH!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THIS IS A HOSPITAL!!!" Vixen acted shock

"THAT'S A DARN WALLPAPER!!! I HAD—"

"OH MY GOSH!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ANOTHER WEIRD AQUARIUM!!!" Vixen acted shock

"THAT'S A SHOWER!!! I S—"

"OH MY GOD!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A SWIMMING POOL!!!" Vixen acted shock

"THAT'S A FLOOR!!! You know what? I'm freaking done with you" Riku sighed and facepalmed

"I'll come with you" Riku sighed

"YAY!!!!!!!!!" Vixen yelled excitedly that she kicked the door open, The door flung open hitting Riku who was standing by the door

RIP

Riku Bladevision

Got Annoyed by Vixen and Got hit by a door

RIP

Vixen Lockheart

Dead because of too much excitement