Vixen's Vs Riku (Crack)
WELCOME TO ANOTHER COMEDY SHOW YESH THIS IS THE CONTINUATION OF DA VIXEN COMEDY SHOW! BUT MORE LIKE CRACKHEAD SHOW XD
WARNING CHILD ABUSE AND NOT FOR KIDS!
DO NOT GET OFFENDED EASILY!
ONCE AGAIN 100% OF THESE JOKES AREN'T MINES
"HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER COMEDY SHOW!!!" Eria cheered
"TODAY OUR GUEST IS...RIKU AND VIXEN!!! AKA THE CAT AND DOGS! WELCOME!!!" Roxas welcomed them in
Riku and Vixen walked in
"So Riku, Do you like Vixen?" Eria asked
"Nope, Her face looks like A Pitbull!" Riku insulted Vixen
"Atleast I don't look like an Ogre" Vixen used a savage comeback towards Riku
Audience:OOF
"So Vixen what would you say if Riku likes you?" Eria asked
Riku blushes
"I like you too" Vixen blushed
Audience:Aww
"Just kidding I would say Sorry but I don't associate with midgets" Vixen roasted Riku
Audience:OOF
Yes Vixen is taller than Everyone except Kai, Ventus and Haeun is the shortest but Ventus is taller than Haeun
"I AM NOT SHORT!!!" Riku yelled
"IF YOU ARE THEN WHY ARE YOU NOT TALLER THAN ME?!" Vixen asked
The Audience laughed
"So Riku Why don't you describe one of your friends or left a message to one of your friends with a different language you can speak?" Eria asked
"Sure" Riku said
By the way I used google translate XD sorry if it's wrong XD
French
"Quand je dis que vixen ressemble à un pitbull elle le fait vraiment je dis toujours la vérité" Riku said
Meaning:When I say that vixen looks like a pitbull she really does it I always tell the truth
Korean
"Solaneun eoli babo Kailiga geuleul salanghandago eonje al su issgess ni?" Riku said
Meaning:Sora is a fool like when will he notice that Kairi loves him?
Filipino
"Kairi mukhang isang isda kaya kung sabihin mo gusto ko Kairi Ikaw ay patay na" Riku said
Meaning:Kairi looks like a fish so if you say I like Kairi You're dead
"Namine ist schön, ich liebe sie" Riku blushed
Meaning:Namine is beautiful I love her
Galician
"Roxas parécesche de basura dicindo que é guapo que necesitas estar nun hospital mental" Riku said
Meaning:Roxas you look like trash stop saying you are handsome you need to be in a mental hospital
"That's all" Riku said
"What's the most cringiest joke you hear from Vixen?" Eria asked
"So there is this joke...she told me and it was the most cringiest one out of all of them" Riku cringed
"So she asked me...Why don't couples go to the gym? I don't know so I shooked my head then she answered because some relationships don't workout" Riku cringed and looked at her disgusted
"Shut up! It's funny you Tsundere!" Vixen yelled
"Vixen What's the most funniest thing you've ever told the doctor?" Eria asked
"The funniest thing I've ever told a doctor is when Riku is unconscious then the doctor apologized saying sorry for the wait and of course I replied It's okay I'm patient" Vixen laughs at her own joke
Everyone laughs except Riku
"So I had a joke about Pizza" Vixen said
"Don't you dare" Riku grins
"But it was too cheesy" Vixen laughs at her own joke
Everyone laughs except Riku
"Do you know why I make puns?" Vixen asked
"Cuz it's my respunsibility" Vixen laughs at her own joke
Everyone laughs except Riku
"Why couldn't bicycle stand up by itself?" Vixen asked
"It was two tired" Vixen laughs at her own joke
Everyone laughs except Riku
"Why is the stadium so cold?" Vixen asked
"Because it has a lot of fans!" Vixen laughs at her own joke
Everyone laughs except Riku
"STOP IT!" Riku yelled
"Then Go away!" Vixen throws her shoes at Riku
"What the hell?! Why are you throwing shoes at me?!" Riku shrilled
"Oh you are wondering? I thought you already know, I mean hello? I'm 'shoe'ing you away" Vixen said
Everyone laughs except Riku who is pissed
"Now what tea can turn into sweet and bitter?" Vixen asked
"Realitea!" Vixen laughs at her own joke
Everyone laughs except Riku
Riku: *DONE WITH EVERYONE*
"So Vixen...Do you bring another friends with you?" Eria asked
"Yes actually they should be here in a moment" Vixen mutters under her breath and rolled her eyes
The door burst in revealing two couple crawling with their hands
"We're here" Sora and Kairi said
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS CRAWLING AND WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? WHY ARE YOUR BODY FULL OF WOUNDS AND YOUR CLOTHES ARE RIPPED?!" Vixen hollered
"And where did you even park the gunmi ship?!" Vixen hollered
"We didn't use a gunmi ship.." Kairi said trying to catch her breath
"What do you mean by that?!" Vixen hollered
"It's broken so we walk starting from our island and all the way to seoul!" Sora said trying to sound cheerful
"WHAT YOU WALK YOUR WAY HERE?!" Vixen hollered
"Chill It just took 3 months to get here" Kairi said while rolling her eyes again trying to catch her breath
"JUST 3 MONTHS?! JUST 3 FREAKING MONTHS?!" Vixen hollered
And of course they got into a big argument
"GOSH DARN IT STOP ACTING LIKE KIDS!!!" Riku shouted
"THEN STOP ACTING LIKE ADULT!" Vixen shouted back
"YOU WANT TO START A FIGHT HERE PITBULL WOMAN?!" Riku hollered
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PITBULL WOMAN YOU BULLDOG!" Vixen screamed
"SON OF A BULLDOG!" Vixen shouted while punching him
"WOMAN OF A PITBULL!" Riku shouted while dodging her punch
"Can we take a seat?" Sora asked
"And have some popcorns?" Kairi asked
"Sure" Roxas replied,He gave them popcorns and sofa to relax
"Dang it I think I broke all of my bones" Kairi groans in pain
"You're not the only one" Sora said with a mouth full of popcorns
A few minutes later they stopped fighting
"Why are you so short anyways?" Vixen asked
"I could say the same thing about your relationship" Riku reply with his savage comeback
Audience:OOH
Also these comebacks are not mines credits to the owner!
"You know what Riku?" Vixen asked
"If I ever wanted a new brain, I'd choose yours since it's never been used" Vixen said as she crosses her arms
Audience:OOF
"I hate you" Riku utters in his breath
"I'm sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face" Vixen said still crossing her arms
Audience:OHH
"You reminded me of barbie, plastic and useless" Riku reply with another savage comeback
Audience:OHH
"Atleast I'm not a rapunzel but instead of you letting down your hair you let down your family" Vixen reply with a savage comeback
Audience:OOH
Then of course they started arguing again
"WELL THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY'S SHOW BYE! NOW GET THE FOOD OUT AND STOP FIGHTING!" Eria shouted
