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Kids and a crazy collector


"Eda!! Eda where are you sweetflea?" Yelled Gwen as she was outside looking for Eda. Eda was currently running not caring where she was going she was still thinking about what happened. 'I may not like him but why? Who would have done that to him.' Eda thought as she was running until she bumped into someone.

"Hello child have you seen.. oh your Admiral friend right?" said a female khajiit with black fur wearing black robes and a few crows on her or flying around her holding a briefcase with an eye on it.

"Who are you his mother?" Eda asked, looking at the goth lady with the briefcase.

"No my sister has more clam to that but I'm more of an aunt then anything but take this." She said as she gave Eda her the case and started to walk off

"Hey what the hell is this and who are you?"

"That would Probably help you And I'm Lady Nocturnal"

Eda looked at her shocked and thought 'that the woman who all thieves worship.. wait I thought she was a human.' "Hey Lady Nocturnal, why are you a k-?"

"A khajiit well I lost a FUCKING BET with Admiral great something grandmother or is it grandfather. Fuck it their his grandparent and now every time I'm here in your realm I'm a khajiit so don't losses this key ok also don't tell Admiral or at least not now." Nocturnal said as she gave Eda a key also with an eye. Eda was looking at the key and was about to ask why her but Nocturnal was gone when she looked up from the key.


15 year later


A lot has happened since Eda had got that door; both her and her sister had 'joined' the healers coven to help Admiral with his curse. Well I say joined it's more like Admiral held a knife to the recruiters neck and they reached an understanding. Both sisters could do all kinds of magic and no one was any wiser. Raine also joined a coven the bard but sadly Admiral's curse got the better of him that day but Raine did not hold a grudge to Admiral. Admiral curse creature was for the most part calm when around family and friends but was Cautious around strangers. Admiral did get some problems like when he found out that there were bars and they had alcohol. 10% of whatever he steals ends up paying for all his drinks and rest he hoards in his room. He also earned his pailsman, along with Eda and Lilith, who was a dragon named Eclipse.

The two sisters eventually had kids of their own and found love. How it happened was very interesting to say the least. For Lilith she was at a healing coven convention with Admiral who was testing alternative blood sources and they were giving his opinion but he only liked the plasma juice. And Lilith was having champagne and one thing led to another she was drunk and wanted her khajiit. While Eda and Raine were having a picnic they talked and then decided to play some music.


Healing convention


"Admiral like this one" Admiral said as he was drinking his plasma juice until he felt an arm wrapped around his shoulder and heard "Admiral, how would you like to make love to your wife now." Admiral was shocked to say the least that Lilith of all people was drunk in public and wanting sex. Lilith was wearing a blue dress and was vibely drunk holding a bottle of Champaign.

'Wait there alcohol here?' Admiral thought but stopped when Lilith tried to pull down his pants and Admiral quickly whispered "no Lilith not here we in public. Let's go home." The two left quickly to their home.


Elsewhere on the island around the same time


Both Eda and Raine were having a nice picnic and two were enjoying the nice night.

"So how was the human realm Eda?" Raine asked as they were looking at the sky.

"It was nice going there. I still don't know why Nocturnal gave it to me." Raine looked at her with confusion and asked "hey when are you going to tell Admiral I mean you can't keep this a secret."

"Believe me I tried to tell him but how do you explain to your sister's boyfriend that the god he warships I don't know how he will take it." Eda said she eventually cared for the khajiit; she was even trying to help cure him or at least find a way to have him gain more control.

"Hey sorry for bumming you out but do you want to play?" Raine asked as he held both their and Edas instruments.

"Ok let's play." Eda said as she got her lute and started to play. As the duo began to play their instruments began to glow gold but they kept on playing eventually their music was so in sink a baby began to form and when they were done they noticed the very baby. The baby had tan skin with orange hair and had one green eye and one gold.

"What just happened, Eda?" Raine asked as they looked at the baby girl.

"I have no idea but what are we going to do right now but we have to raise her" Eda said as she was wrapping up the baby. Eda suddenly said "shit."

"What's wrong?" Raine asked as they were looking over the baby to see if anything was wrong.

"How are we going to explain this to Hooty and where are we going to stay while we figure things out?"

"Well we could stay with your mom and pay Lilith and Admiral a visit." Raine said as Eda was holding the baby.

"I wonder what we are going to name you?" Eda asked

"How about Caparina?"

"I like that."


One week later Lilith and Admiral house


"Alright Eda you can do this by just asking for a place to stay at your sister's and her husband's house and telling her about your daughter. You can do this…… shit." Eda said as she was looking at the rather large gothic mansion with a tower and forge on the side. "Hey you can do it Eda" Raine Said as they were holding Caparina.

"Ok" Eda said as she knocked on the door. I was a bit until it opened to reveal Admiral who was wearing his hooded coat. "Hey Admiral is Lilith home."

Admiral nodded not seeing the baby Raine was holding and led them to the living room and then walked off to find Lilith.

"Wow this place is big as hooty" Raine said as they looked around the living room which had a few skulls of dragons and some wendigo and a large red coach witch Eda and Raine with Caparina sitting down.

"How did Admiral even get all this Eda?" Raine asked

"Admiral got them because they were stupid to attack Admiral and what's with the baby Edalyn." Lilith said but by her suddenly Caparina started to wake up but was rocked to sleep by Raine.

"That's my child Lilith and-" Eda was cut off by Lilith saying " Eda can you help me do a test after this." After explaining what happened both Lilith and Admiral were touched by hearing this. Then Admiral said "wow Admiral feels sorry about the other Caparina."

"Why is that what you get out of this?" Raine asked, sounding a little pissed. Admiral just pulled out a book that was titled the multiverse by Robert and Roselyn Lutece

"No Admiral thinks it touching but Admiral was reading this book Admiral found at the bar Admiral drinks at And the book talks about alternate realities."

"Ok I want an example." Eda said

"Well say maybe you got cursed,Eda and you were bad at handling your emotions and pushed Raine and Caparina was sent to the human realm and Lilith joined the Emperor's coven to save you. Maybe even Admiral was never sent to the boiling isles and Admiral does not know Maybe become a vampire warlord or a ruler of a shadow government?"

"Ok that was very dark and not appropriate for this joyous occasion." Raine Said and Eda with a deadpan expression now holding Caparina said "you're not babysitting her anytime soon."

Admiral just surged and said "ok fair enough. So what do you need?" Eda and Raine looked at each other and Eda said "we need Lilith to help with Hooty and I need to tell you something Admiral." Admiral looked surprised that Eda wanted to talk to him and asked "what is it you need to tell Admiral?"

"You know how I was going to the human with the portal door and I said I found it in the ground well. It was given to me by Lady Nocturnal. I want to tell you but I was not sure if you would believe me and I was not sure she wanted me to tell you ."

Admiral was shocked but smiled and said "thank you for telling Admiral but Eda please just try to trust Admiral more well with things like this, not her." Admiral then pointed at Caparina.

"I will."


Winters castle nursery


The room was filled with blankets and there was pain

"15 years 15 years we have struggled, we have forged, and look at what we have done. Lycan has grown stronger, my house is back into power, and you are the wife of one of the most powerful families . So how does it feel Kyuuko?" Ethan said as he was looking at 9 kitsune kits and his wife who was looking at the young kitsunes in fox form. In the past 15 years both Ethan and Kyuuko have come to an Arrangement to where Ethan would give her access to his castle library so she could gain power and she would marry him and give him 9 children. It was a loveless marriage but they both got what they wanted.

"It feels good and our children would be very powerful but it is a shame they are going to have some of your curse." Kyuuko said as she looked at one who had black hair and pink eyes she was one who was trying to see a younger one who looked sick. "Is she going to make it?" Ethan asked as he was looking at the runt.

"No Himani isn't at least not here." Kyuuko said she may do anything for power but her daughter deserves a chance to live. Ethan looked sad and then said "then if she has no future then take her to a place where she will." Kyuuko nodded slowly and thought ' I'm going to have to summon him again.'

"Ethan, can you watch Ada, Nox, Jade, Naruto, Nezuko, Juuzou, Kaneki, and Toga? I am going to summon the person who brought me here but I need something to offer him something interesting, a weapon or an item of value. I will get you when I'm ready happens " Kyuuko said as she left the room heading to see a certain dragon tree.


Courtyard of castle Winters


The courtyard in the last 15 years slowly became overgrown with vines and killer trees to the point it became the place where Lycan got rid of the bodies of people who knew too much or were trying to rat them out to Kikimora . Kyuuko was walking through a small forest or jungle more like it but stopped when she saw a large tree with black leaves and black fruit.

"Wow Lady D you're looking better and I see that that little vampire was helping you by giving you some blood. I wonder how she-" just then Kyuuko saw a branch coming at her but she grabbed it and lit it on fire.

"You fucker that hurt what do you need?" Lady Dimitrescu or one of her heads asked as they started to shake and reveal a dragon head.

"Fruit. now." Is all that Kyuuko said as she opened a bag and Dimitrescu started to put her fruit into the bag.


Ballroom an hour later


The ballroom was grand. It could hold about 1,000 guests but right now it was empty and the only people in the ballroom were Ethan, Kyuuko and Himani. "How does this work again?" Ethan asked as he saw Kyuuko paint the Outsider symbol on the floor and then pulled a knife and cut her hand and yelled " The Collector I summon you and I bring you something to destroy your enemies."

For a second nothing happened then Kyuuko put her bloody hand on the Outsider symbol and it started to glow red then a red portal appeared then a kitsune with metal paws and a red eye jumped out but was being held back by a chain. Then 3 more kitsune jumped out followed by a man whose face was hidden by a metal helmet that had 2 narrow openings that were glowing red with two rabbit ears sticking out of the helmet.On man's back was has a blue tube with armor along with a book that had the Outsider mark on it and on the front was armor and a pair of chain Sickles at his sides. But the most notable was his right hand that had 6 gem stones but it looked metal and had claws but that was on both hands and feet.

"Calm yourself, my kits don't harm your life giver. So it's been a while. What do you want?" The Collector asked. His kitsunes calmed down and were laying after the Collector yanked on their chains.

"Take my daughter Himani to my parents and I will give you the Cursed Fruit and you can make your own plant base curses." Kyuuko said not caring about giving the collector a man who loves causing death, chaos, and war as a way to curse people.

The collector gave no indication that he was accepting the deal and he was digging his clawed feet into the ballroom's stone floor. Until he finally spoke "Fine I will take this but I want some more blood to" Kyuuko as about to pull out her hand but the Collector spoke again "no not yours Kyuuko but little Himani she looks different then the two of you my guest out of two of you one of you are cursed and this one looks like her blood will be useful to me."

"Fine, just get her to my parents!!" Kyuuko yelled

"Ok also who the hell names their kid after a fucking anime character?" The Collector asked, sounding amused or confused.

Kyuuko just looked pissed and said " I fucking wish I never show you two FUCKING ANIME!!!!!"


15 years later


In the past 15 years the 3 families raised their children well and they all sent their kids to Hexside. But sadly Admiral's curse was getting worst as the years went to the point he was drinking his elixirs now weekly but at least the dragon was protecting his kits. When Lilith gave birth to Admiral children, a boy named Apollo and a girl named Luna both of them look mostly like witches except they had cat ears and tails and red eyes and the thing that Admiral was happy about was none of them had gotten his curse and he was glad. Eda and Lilith opened up a small clinic and they did well and Apollo helped his mother in the clinic while Luna followed her father in making abominations similar to her father and she was the second best student. Caparina also was in Hexside but she was in the bard track. Admiral also opened his own shop where he sold a little bit of everything, some made, some stolen, and some form the human realm.


Boneborough market place


The maker was busy with witches and demon buying and selling but most were avoiding a dark tent with weapon, armor and random human items

'This day is so boring. We're the hell is Eclipse, she's never this late.' Admiral thought as he was sitting in his tent waiting for his pailsman dragon Fang unit he heard a crash and saw a robed man who knocked over some swords and was wearing a mask and a pair of glasses it most importantly all he had was a tail and no legs and had a mark of the Outsider on his hand. "Naga, it's been a while. do have what I need." Naga nodded his head and waved his hands and 15 bottles of blood appeared and Naga said "you know Empress has been asking me to get you to see her to train you."

"You know damn well Admiral wants nothing to do with her and tell her that the only time Admiral would be is when Admiral no longer has magic and the spider is tame. Here are your weapons Naga." Admiral said he spoke softly but sounded pissed as he put a bag of weapons on his table. Naga just took the bag and walked out. Then 3 three people walked in and one kid wore a large-brimmed black hat along with a black coat and armor and was missing an eye. The two women who were with him one was pale and had red eyes and wore a white coat with the sleeves ripped off and walked with a limp. The other woman was black and had red hair that looked like blood and wore a trench coat but it had armor under it. But the thing that Admiral found interesting was the two women were wearing hoods. 'Vampires maybe no they don't look like it plus they have exposed skin. They are Interesting.' Admiral thought.

"You know most people could steal something from your tent mr." the boy spoke.

"Midnight. And Some have tried to steal from Admiral but none have left here without their hands." Admiral said bluntly

"Do you have any books on the human realm or weapons and armor?" Asked the woman with the limp. "Yes Admiral does, so who are the people Admiral is talking to now?"

"My name is Six Blackwater and these are my parents Ingrid and Red." Six said as he pointed to his parents.

"Blackwater… Blackwater you're that new house that's Admiral been here about you run gambling rings and Admiral has some books on the human realm mostly history of there realm and some weapons." Admiral said as he got out his books

"Just the books for now." Six said as they paid for all the books and walked off.

Admiral smiled as they left while he may have hated the kid for pointing out his store flaws but they bought something so Admiral dropped it and when back to waiting then he heard something and saw Eclipse come flying in and Admiral began to brighten by seeing his black and red eyed dragon tiger bat hybrid come flying in with an huge bag.

"Your back Eclipse finally now let's see what you got girl." Admiral said as he patted his pailsman then opened the bag to see an old Russian hat, an attack dog training suit, 5 guns, a very shiny goblet, an Azura book and more books on medicine . "You got yourself a very good haul Lilith and Eda will love this. I don't know about this though maybe Admiral can sell this to that Blight girl Admiral sees at the library all the time." Admiral said but then he saw a girl come running by and take the book for him saying "excuse me sorry but that's that's mine." Admiral saw this and got pissed and then started cussing in dragon and called back to the portal but stopped when he heard the girl say " you really should not be saying things like that mister and where did you get a killer costume like that."

"Admiral is not wearing a costume and you understood what Admiral was saying."

"Yes and I'm Luz Noceda and what are you Admiral."

"Admiral is known for many things: champion of Daedric princes, slayer of dragons, and the same thing you are, Luz Noced . a Dragonborn." After saying this the child Admiral was talking and seemed to smile then passed out.

"Oh SHIT"


Night time Blight Manor


In the past 30 years Blight Manor has not changed much other than Shelob Blight was no longer the head of the family but Serana was. Not only was she the head blight but was also the covenhead of the Emperor's coven. But currently she was planning to make dinner with their allies. " Amity, I need your help."

"What is aunt Serana?" Amity's asked

"I need you to make friends with the youngest of the Blackwater family, his name is Six."

"Will doing this get me out of here faster." Amity asked and Serana sighed and said "you're a blight Amity act like it and don't follow my path. It's only going to lead you to pain and loneliness."

"What does that mean you're a Blight act like I heard you say that all my life and you never told me what it means so what does it mean?" Amity asked or more like yelled

"Family is everything in here we may not show on the outside but everything we do, me and your father, is for your brother, your sister and you. Your mother may not know that but we do and never harm another member of your family." Serana said but her eyes started to glow blue but Serana quickly drank some blood and it went away.

"What's grandma like?"

"You know I can't answer that now go great our guests and I will help train you in abominations more." Amity smiled and walked off to greet their guests leaving Serana to think about Shelob and say "you wanted someone to lead your house to greatness, shame your curse got worse and your mark no longer helped you."


One hour later dining room


The room was large and filled with house like the Kuzmin, to House winter were most of their child were fighting each other or being quiet and a few other like Beneviento and then there was a new house here it was the Blackwater they showed up about a year ago and they already made themselves known for gambling and possibly known for taking over the night market.

"Lady Blight as much as I love your family's balls, why are we here?" Asked lord Beneviento who was wearing a black suit and had gotten more tattoos of Roses on one side of his face and was next to a tall female wolf witch and a small girl with wolf ears and tail holding a doll of a deer.

"We are here to welcome a new house to the boiling Isles the Blackwater." Serana said as she raised a glass and pointed at the three people who were under dress just wearing what they wore to the market.

"Thank you, lady Serana but now let's talk business." Ingrid spoke sounding bored and wanting to be with her wife with less people and less clothes after the following hellish month of their kid taking over the Mojave and making them half basilisks.

"Hey do you want to talk?" amity asked Six who was looking at his arm which had a Pit Boy 3000 and was looking pretty bored and he nodded his head and followed her along with the rest of the kids. They all were in the living room and Amity asked "So what school are you going to be in."

"Hexside I start tomorrow . I want to be on the bard track."

"I know some people on that track ."

"Nice. Who are they?" Six asked

"Well there is Nezuko but she's busy watching her brother Juuzou." Just then they both saw Nezuko a pink eyes and black hair girl fox ears and 9 tails wearing a pink kimono and had a bamboo muzzle on who was holding down a white hair boy with red eyes and red XIII in hair who was holding knife in his hand and wearing a white kimono was juuzou.

"He looks like a serial killer and why's she wearing a muzzle?" Six asked as he saw Nezuko pinning Juuzou to the wall. "She has a biting problem and she injured a few people." Amity said remembering when she saw what happened when some kids form Glandis try to bully Nezuko or any other family it did not end well.

"Who's that over there?" Six pointing at a girl who looked bored and was wearing a yellow dress and had three eyes. "Oh that's Boscha, she is the head of banshees our grugby." But before she could finish Six was walking to and started talking to her.

"Hello my name is Six Blackwater. I noticed that you're bored. Do you want to shoot the target?" Six asked

"Boscha Kuzmin. And how do you play that?" Boscha asked, sounding interested or just wanted to get away form the room that had all the children of crazies.

"Simple we pick a target and throw it and try to hit it with a spell or knife and the loser gets to do whatever the winner wants." Six said as he was spinning a knife he had on him. Boscha thought for a bit and said "fine but only because you're cute." Boscha left to go outside following Six and Amity


Outside one hour later


To say Six was winning was an understatement. 'How in the name of the Titian does he keep on winning.' Bochsa throws another bottle and he quickly throws his knife, shattering the last bottle.

"So will you go on a date with me?" Six asked looking Boscha who said " fine a deal is a deal but I get to pick the place." All Six Said was ok and walked off looking happier.

"Six, come on we are finished here and thank you for your hospitality Lady Serana. Alador, we will talk more about your offer later." Ingrid said walking off holding papers and a few books.


Eda and Lilith clinic's night


"So I'm in a world we're every legend and myth I have in the human realm is real?" Luz asked who was in a large clinic where she was in a bed being treated. "Yep everything and the person you meant was my sister's husband and was the reason for you passing out." Said Eda and her daughter Caparina were helping by handing her mother everything she needed. "What is Admiral anyways." Luz asked

"He is many things but he's a cat man whose inter-species is determined by the moon phase, a vampire with too many issues, and a Dragonborn ." Said caparina who had butterflies around her and resting around her. Luz perked up when she heard 'Dragonborn' and then remembered what Admiral said and asked "what is a Dragonborn." Eda then stopped what she was doing and asked "Admiral called you that you. Well that changes things. And I'm sorry for this. Admiral get your ass in here." Then luz saw Admiral who was with Lilith and his two kids and said "is she up oh hi Admiral is sorry for knocking you out."

"Are you kidding me? What you said just made my day. I mean you said I could understand a language that from what I could understand was language that is no other person than other dragonborns. So I'm a chosen one or…" when luz said that room got and Admiral looked like he was remembering a bad memory and asked "why would you want that kit. It's a life of hardship and pain. So what are you running from?"

"My mother wanted me to go to a camp to 'fit in' but it would make everything about just the same and I don't want that. I want to go on adventures, learn magic, and figure out what a Dragonborn is ." Luz said. Admiral started to remember his life before came to Skyrim and when he stayed with his aunt, after his mothers death, she wanted Admiral to stay at home and be safe but he wanted to explore and learn magic.

"Ok Luz Admiral will train you alone with Admiral's children and help you learn magic and teach you some dragon shouting but promise Admiral that you won't make the same mistake and don't break your morals kits." Admiral said as both Luna and Apollo walked closer and Luna said "well welcome to house Midnight Mortem."


??????


"So Naga Admiral's still refusing?"

"Yes my lady he is but he's also met another basilisk." Naga said as he was looking over a large spider with scars all over it and it was acting feral and eating a member of a nomadic hunter tribe. Which nagawas the leader and their merchant who sold their products. Emily sighed, who was wearing her normal attire but was more worn and the stitches, and turned to naga then said "shit we are going to have to make him come to us."

"Well how do we do that and what about her?" Naga asked, looking confused as he pointed at the spider that was dragging an eye-patched skull man into a dark part of the abandoned mine they were taking residence in. "We will continue to feed her, avoid Serana, and talk with father and uncle, tell them to find anything to help with curses and leave Admiral to me."

"Anything else I should know about Admiral." Emily asked as she got a blade and started to walk off.

"Well Admiral had someone from the human realm named Luz Noceda." Naga looked confused but Emily smiled and laughed.

"All our mistakes will come back to haunt us but Shelob I will make you sane again and Luz Noceda you have my interest." Emily Said as she left the cave.