Random Hermione Pairings
By Herpaghonasyphilitis
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nothing here, except for the plot, and even that's probably been
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At the Weasley's…Week before school starts…7th year
"BOOM!"
Hermione winced. She knew that sound way to well for her own comfort. And, unfortunately, she also knew what came next.
"FRED! GEORGE!" shrieked Mrs. Weasley, "IF YOU ARE DOING ANYTHING DANGEROUS YOU ARE GOING TO BE UNDER HOUSE ARREST UNTIL YOU ARE BOTH 35!" This was the customary response to anything out of the ordinary that occurred in Fred and George's room.
Hermione was standing just outside Ginny's room when she saw the twin's door open and George slipped out with his back to her. She took a breath and was about to scold him when he turned around.
"Hermy! You are just the little lady I was looking for!" said George in a surprisingly quiet whisper, especially considering all the exclamation points he had just used. He stealthily slipped down the stairs separating the two teens. He winked dramatically at Hermione before doing a stunt roll across the landing to stand up with his back against the wall, folding his hands to make it look like he was holding a shotgun to his chest. Hermione inwardly smirked at this. Fred and George this summer had watched a bunch of action movies with Ron and Harry, and were always practicing their "moves" around the house.
"Hermione I need you to do me a favor, I need you to take this for me." He said taking what looked like a small charm that one might put on their necklace out of his pocket and handed it to her. It was a small Celtic design in green with silver and metallic bronze defining it.
"Why? What does it do to you?" she questioned, automatically suspicious, even if it looked as harmless as a neck charm. She had found it a handy instinct to be wary of anything at the Weasley's house. You never knew where Fred and George may have hidden a trick, or who else was in on the joke.
"Nothing major, do you really think we would waste our time trying to trick you into something that could be dangerous, when we know that you know as many if-not-more spells than we do? You know that we know that Ron and Harry make much more entertaining and easier to control test subjects." Explained George with a mischievous-yet-adorable-innocent look.
Hermione thought this over, and realized that it actually made sense…
"Alright then, so if it's not dangerous, embarrassing, or illegal," started Hermione, looking a bit puzzled, "then what does it do?"
"This is a charm that you would put on a necklace or bracelet. It's designed to make the wearer relax. We knew you were going to be flipping out over the N.E.W.T.s you will have to take this year, and since we won't be there to provide comic relief, we thought you might like to try out our newest product and you know…maybe just give us an idea of how much it helps and if you think there's anything we need to improve. We were thinking that by next year, once we have everything figured out, we can sell them to Hogwarts students who are going to be taking O.W.L.s or N.E.W.T.s. Of course you won't be able to use them during the actual tests, but you can wear it all year for when you're studying and stuff…" Here George trailed off, looking nervous and as if he didn't know what to say.
Hermione was temporarily stunned. 'Wow' she thought. 'I never would have guessed they would do something like this for me. It just seems so…not them. I wonder why they thought of me?'
"Thanks George…that's really sweet of you guys, I never knew you had it in you to be that thoughtful." She said teasingly. "And tell Fred I say thanks. I have a feeling this will really help me this year. Thank you." Then Hermione did something she never thought she would do and placed her arms around George to give him a hug and a peck on the cheek.
For some reason this made George blush almost as bad as Ron had always done last year whenever he was near Lavender, who he had harbored a crush on for most of the year.
All of a sudden, Hermione was feeling lightheaded, only in a good way. Not that she felt dizzy, but that it felt like a weight had been lifted off her shoulders and she could enjoy herself, instead of feeling the need to study constantly. What she didn't realize was that as she was hugging George, he had slipped the Celtic charm around the necklace her father had given her last Christmas.
With the slight high she got from the immediate reaction from the charm, Hermione was feeling daring. The charm that was now around her neck didn't put false thoughts in her head, it just made her feel at peace and got rid of any inhibitions she had had. So with that she stood on her tip toes and, once again kissed George, only this time it was on the lips.
After a few seconds of shock, George realized that Hermione was kissing him! She was kissing- actually kissing him. Then George did the only thing he could do, he kissed her back.
George placed his hands on her hips & walked her backwards into the wall. Hermione still had her arms wrapped around his neck, and one slid up to tangle itself in his hair, while the other pulled George closer to her body. For once in her life, Hermione's mind was completely blank, she was in blissful heaven. When George opened his mouth to grab her bottom lip in his mouth and suck on it, stars exploded behind her eyes and she hung on to him tighter for support to keep her knees from buckling beneath her.
George ran his tongue lightly across Hermione's lips, and entered her mouth, fighting for dominance with Hermione's tongue. As Hermione's tongue ran along the underside of his, he let out a moan at the sensual, ticklish sensation.
"Hem, hem."
Hermione and George instantly jumped apart as if they had been burned, searching the Weasley's hallway for Umbridge. They heard giggling from behind them, and they spun around to look up into the face of Ginny Weasley who was standing a few steps above them.
"You know, you might want to do that somewhere else, seeing as this is the hall and anybody could walk past, such as a certain temperamental redhead who is currently on his way down from his room with Harry and on his way to the quidditch pitch to play a game." Remarked Ginny, who was looking very smug indeed.
Hermione let out a little eep.
"Thanks for the warning Gin, what do you think we should do?" asked a slightly frantic Hermione, but not very frantic seeing as she was still wearing the charm George had put on her earlier.
"Well I don't know about you, but I'm going out to watch my brother make a fool of himself with only a two person team. Coincidentally, my room will be completely empty while I'm away." Hinted Ginny. "So I guess I'll just see you guys around…" she trailed off as she walked away down the stairs.
Hermione glanced at George.
"Well she did say she wouldn't be back for a while…"
"After you milady."
A/N: Wow you guys I'm so sorry it took this long to update, it's been forever! Read my profile, I've updated it a bit & it's got some new information there.
Look you guys, I didn't want to be a nag and ask you for reviews, but it's kinda sad when you get a 148 hits and 4 reviews…can we please try and improve those ratios please?
If anyone has an idea for someone I should pair Hermione w/ next, let me know in a review!
To those who did review:
Howdy: Thank you so much! I'm glad you like my story, and I'm sorry for the horrible wait between updates…at least I didn't leave at a cliffhanger right? lol man, your sitch. w/ your friends sounds really similar to my prob…I'm glad it's better for you now! My problem is all but forgotten…I just hang out w/ diff. ppl now: P
Until next time,
luv ya
Kat
