summary: blues clues bloopers
OKAY HERE GOES NOTHING.
As Steve walks down the street his watch goes off. He looks down at his watch and sees it says 10Am.
"Oh crap! Im late. Those annoying kids will be here any minute now. Damn it" he runs down the street as the kids which are invisible walk down the street to his house. He runs into his house...and shuts the door behind him.
Then the doorbell rings. Steve walks up to answer it. He gazes out the door and but sees nobody. He hears voices of small children but sees nothing. Its not the voices he usually hears.
" Hello?" "HI STEVE!" the obnoxious voices yell at him." Hey kiddos..where are you?"'RIGHT HERE"
"Oh..right!" He thinks what else he's supposed to say...forgets and looks at the script." Ah yes...have you seen Green my kitten?" Just then the director calls cut! " Steve...its a dog named Blue! Action" " Have you seen...BLUE...my PUPPY?" "THERE SHE IS" "Where?" "THERE" "Oh..that clears it up"
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Steve lets the kids in. " So Blue, what you wanna do today?" Just then Blue jumps up and down and leaves a paw print on the camera screen." Awww...Blue! Look what you did. You got the camera all dirty with your fucking dirty paws! Shame on you! I just cleaned that" He runs into the kitchen and looks under the sink and grabs something. Its those lysol swipes you use to clean up messes. "MMMmm...its lemony." Then he cleans it up and comes back. "OKay so what you wanna do?" Blue rolls her eyes and does the paw thing again" Damn you Blue! Im calling the union. Or the pound on you"
Steve yells. Then the kids yell "NO STEVE! BLUE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT SHE WANTS TO PLAY BLUE'S CLUES! SHE DOESNT MEAN TO MESS UP THE STINKING CAMERA. ITS WHATS IN THE FRICKEN SCRIPT." "Oh I see. Okay then Blue your on. Ill play your little game"
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Steve pretends to jog around the house and keeps crashing into the green screen. Then he trips over the box pretending to be sidetable drawer. " WOw you really need a paint job." Then he gets up, puts on a happy face and pretends to jog once again. He jobs into the kitchen. Steve wasn't in such a great mood today." Hey Steve-over here!" calls out Mrs.Pepper.
"What you want Pep?" " Whats wrong steve? Are you pmsing?" Steve ansers back with " La duh"
" OKay I Gotta go sort my fridge. Care to help? Tell me what this is please." She holds up an apple."No thanks"
Steve walks away but sees Mr.Salt. " Hey Mr.Sodium Cloride! Whats cracking?" 'That egg over there-" points to counter that has an egg with a stupid face screams in agany as a hand picks it up and jabs it against the bowl. Then his guts rush out." Oh yeah salt guy, your right. I could have sworn we gave up slavery and torure." " You be one strange man Stevo." "Me? Your right! Im talking to an inadiment object. At least I think thats what its called. just look at you! Your just a salt shaker with a poorly drawn face on your ass"
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